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Been watching Judge Judy clips and she's been on a streak of referring to herself as Mother. I feel like this clip could get a lot of mileage

Once again asked for food recommendations "Oh there's a food hall or something, we've never one of those before" Fuck yeah, Chicago food halls are great, let's go. I walk in and see Sbarro, Chick-fil-A, McDonald's, Popeyes, Subway...

I fucking lose it everytime this comes across my timeline

Me seeing this like "Wtf are they glorifying murder!?" then seeing it's Luigi

Time to see if my old rancher boots still fit. I would've bought a new pair just for this if it wasnt for that dumb fuck's tarrifs 😭

@f1a.dev and I during last night's DnD session

My brain whenever the DnD session's lore dump takes longer than 2 minutes