Emlyn Jones

Having an ad break during an Alan B'stard shag entirely defeats the point.

I assume Trump will be watching this, since he has a thing for buff men. He'll be waging an unprofitable and ill advised war on BBC4 next.

Nothing on telly tonight but bloody Corbetts.

Adverts in podcasts cropping uo randomly is never good.

Can't believe Vanilla Ice has sold out.

Since it's three years since we lost the brilliant Ray Stevenson and petite princess of pop Kylie Minogue's birthday...

Definitely meant to trigger the old member berries.

Well, this is unnecessary and very annoying. It's not my telly causing it.

This was a jolly good joke from Andy Zaltzman. Unsurprising that the audience immediately figured out what UFC might mean.

🎶 Oh wouldn't it be nice to hear from Paul McCartney (strum-de-dum-a-strum-de-dum-de-dum) Better still if he'd Collaborate with Starkey

It's lovely when you can come back from the pub and see a man not get fed into a lawnmower, but order meatball sandwiches and then tackle a flame-throwing Spitting Image fan.

Its not that niche, is it? Bruce Banner (not the Brad Pitt one) referenced it in a film he was in with Deadpool, Electra and Gamora.

Dominic West's performance was much better, but he's a trained actor and convincing.

This reminds me of McNulty being profiled by unwitting FBI. This look to camera seems confiding rather than confrontational.

Oddly prescient phrase to use. Normally she spouts absolute lies so it's weird hearing something true. With the way they rushed Vance out first, maybe Trump wasn't in on this one.

I wonder if the elephants went looking for some fermenting fruit afterwards to celebrate?

Love Dexy's, but crisps and Jackie Wilson remind me of this which will live in my consciousness for months now.

How can this man expect to be taken seriously? He sounds like he's choking on a raccoon's penis.