It's lovely when you can come back from the pub and see a man not get fed into a lawnmower, but order meatball sandwiches and then tackle a flame-throwing Spitting Image fan.

Oddly prescient phrase to use. Normally she spouts absolute lies so it's weird hearing something true. With the way they rushed Vance out first, maybe Trump wasn't in on this one.

Definitely meant to trigger the old member berries.

🎶 Oh wouldn't it be nice to hear from Paul McCartney (strum-de-dum-a-strum-de-dum-de-dum) Better still if he'd Collaborate with Starkey

How can this man expect to be taken seriously? He sounds like he's choking on a raccoon's penis.

This was a jolly good joke from Andy Zaltzman. Unsurprising that the audience immediately figured out what UFC might mean.

I wonder if the elephants went looking for some fermenting fruit afterwards to celebrate?

Having an ad break during an Alan B'stard shag entirely defeats the point.

Adverts in podcasts cropping uo randomly is never good.

Since it's three years since we lost the brilliant Ray Stevenson and petite princess of pop Kylie Minogue's birthday...

Big announcement: we are expanding access to youth jobs across King County government! Today we are launching YouthWorks, a new web app that connects people ages 16 to 24 with paid internships and volunteer opportunities. Learn more and apply at kcyouthworks.org

Artemis II crew shared a new POV video capturing their first moments back on Earth 🌎

1️⃣ Antarctic sea ice during winter didn’t use to change very much from year to year. But in recent winters, the extent of ice has crashed to unusually low levels. Which begs the question: what controls how much sea ice can form in winter? 🌊 plot by @edoddridge.bsky.social

Saímos da 1ª reunión do convenio do Comercio de Alimentación da Coruña: a patronal trae un informe “moi negativo”, pero nós discrepamos: as empresas veñen de ter beneficios importantes. E aínda por riba, hoxe sen propostas. Seguimos! ✊ #Convenio #Coruña #DereitosLaborais

The Alliance will convene and contribute to several sessions at the @worldhealthsummit.bsky.social in Berlin, Germany, from 12 to 14 October 2025. Sessions can be livestreamed on YouTube channel without prior registration. Find out more about our events > ahpsr.who.int/newsroom/eve...

He’s got the glamour. She’s got the scars when the top hockey star collides with the girl who’s lost everything; the game changes. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0FKWSJ3XN #SavannaSwade #FallenChampion #GuardedHeart #HopeIsDangerous

Houston Texans' GM Nick Caserio on contract extension talks for DE Will Anderson Jr and QB CJ Stroud. #Texans #NFL

Quantum tunneling, vital for life (photosynthesis & DNA!), is now simulated by a new device from Yale, Google & UCSB. Huge for drug discovery. 🧪 #quantumcomputing Source: https://phys.org/news/2026-04-superconducting-quantum-circuit-simulates-proton.html

Thor has to be one of the cutest kitties ever imo. How many kitties do you know who love wearing clothing? #twitch #makersandcrafters #leatherworking #custommade #handmade #kitties #cat #art #chaos

Something to think about if you ever want to live on the moon! #astrophotography #astronomy #news

Back in court this morning for the first case of an ICE agent being prosecuted for crimes against a protester. In this case, it is a battery charge. Let me know in the comments if you think we should continue to prosecute ICE for violence against protesters. 04/29/26 #RobHeld #protest #ICE

Scoliosis usually progresses slowly, not suddenly. Without clear monitoring and direction, it can drift. Staying intentional with risk-based care helps keep scoliosis on course. 📩 Upload your X-rays for review. #ScoliSMART

Potassium chlorate and red phosphorus create an explosive reaction that produces intense heat and light in milliseconds. Science never ceases to amaze!

Mark Carney said the quiet part out loud and it’s refreshing I gotta say this was the speech that met the moment For my thoughts sign up at badandbitchy.com no paywalls

Have a great day!

New podcast episode: Microsoft Drops Claude Code for GitHub Copilot Desktop Full episode in the reply. #AI #Podcast #LLM

Good afternoon 🌞 and Happy Thursday dolls. I hope everyone has a phenomenal day today.💃🏽🥰

This would not have happened if there had been a ballroom!

Studentska Memorandumska anti-šiptarijada u Kragujevcu je bila posećena taman koliko i koncert Jelene Karleuše. Ali nije to neki njihov neuspeh, nemaju se rašta zapljuvavati kad su već na žalost socijalno prihvatljivi i popularni. Ovo samo da ponosne mame i tate imaju šta da stave na fejsbuk.

Design of the Day: The Scream 😱🎨 Express yourself with this iconic masterpiece turned diamond painting! A true art classic for your collection.✨🖌️ #diamondpainting #diamondpaintingaddict

🏀 Can Jaden Ivey win Most Improved Player❓ 🪣 I made the case this week on Buckets 🪣 @hpbasketball.bsky.social @actionnetwork.bsky.social tinyurl.com/6wszms6v

Trump’s lips move. He lies.

If your post has flopped, stop scrolling! Before you panic or delete it, watch this... #SocialMediaAdvice #SocialMediaForBusiness

#campaignlife #callieforcongress #MI01 #supportsmallbusinessowners #Michigan #traversecity

On the first episode of Punk, Love, & Compassion, Sah Rah visits with host Bo to discuss struggles such as imposter syndrome and depression as well as a craft which helps cope. thealabamatake.com/p...

You know who hates historicity and loves violent historicism? White people, see: All of history and now.

Any flashback&grandparent tell char to look at room&texts are handed down from ancient times in Netflix ATLA, Disney, Pixar, Harry Potter, GoT, Shogun, Legend of Zelda, Star Trek, Star Wars, Robin(One Piece)? Granddad:ZhiEr,look.These engrave block-printed texts are hand down since pre-Qin dynasty

Happy Birthday!

intro bumper for KAVE-TV CHANNEL 6 PRESENTS CAVEMEN NEWS EPISODE 123 GOLD COATERS @cavemennews.com

O Congresso Nacional derrubou o veto presidencial ao PL da Dosimetria, alterando o cálculo de penas para crimes contra o Estado Democrático de Direito. ➡️ Acesse o site do Correio para ler mais notícias 📽️ Duda Lavocat/CB/DA Press #CBReels #CBShorts

Between Act 1 and Act 2 at Opera Garnier in #Paris :

THANK YOU @ricardommarch @greens.org.nz "Why the rush to grant ‘automated decision makers’ the power over any decision made by WINZ? It speaks volumes that the priorities are to punch down on the unemployed instead of going after the big banks & supermarkets raking while people struggle." #nzpol

Conferences like are not failing by accident—they are designed to delay, to absorb urgency, and to make you feel like something is happening We don’t need more observers in rooms,we need people willing to disrupt, to build, and to act now. Sign up to festivalofrevolutions.org

🍎GivingTuesday! 🥦What better day to discuss a new study protocol! 🍊Intervention: support hospitalized families with food insecurity! 🫐Read the protocol today! Who are you giving to today? Let us know! 📝Anne K Jackson, MD et al 🎥 @docwithbowtie.bsky.social 🔗 bit.ly/4pNvSr5

The “I’m hungry” miaow #tuxedocat #cats #BettySounds #tuxedoBetty

Greetings all, I wanted to do a picture inspired by the Studio Ghibli film, Only Yesterday. I hope you all like it! #Artist #Artwork #DailyArt  #studioghibli #sketch

The team behind the Ocarina of Time and Majora's Mask PC ports have recently done a Starfox 64 port that's newly compatible on Steam Deck. As a furry who's into retro games, I cannot imagine something more deserving of my afternoon's attention. Let's rock & roll! 🦊🦚🐰🐸🚀✨🌌

Looking for hair inspo? This is a must for the spring and summer seasons 🌼 🎥: @africanjawn . . #spring #hairstyle #hairinspo

#MadamSatan #TCMParty

Proof of outdoors. I'm sitting in my favorite spot in the world, to the right, while Mr Finch eats. #birds

If there’s ever an upside to a break, this might be it. #sad #emotional #breakup #split #divorce #healing #emo #rap #remix #mixtape #feelings #love #relationships

ALWAYS #KNICKS and #StayMe70 👊🏽💥

[SDDM] Some more pixelated lockscreen themes for quickshell & sddm Link: https://redd.it/1tvnln5 #unixporn #linux #screenshot

@candacep.bsky.social Yooo apparently can't send media though DMs on here. So here you go. Public blast Saw this at Lovey's

Lopez has contributed well in his time with the Rangers. Can’t imagine he sticks once Seager is ready (unless Texas is willing to DFA Haggerty), but this is a great audition for him for later in the season when another club has a need.

The mask is gone, but the legacy remains. 🙏 @WWEGable

We're back with a fresh episode discussing Spider Noir! Are the characters evolving? Is the story as gripping as the visuals? Tune in to find out our take on episodes 2-4! Watch: youtu.be/YSK07NYsqk8 Listen on Apple Podcasts, Spotify: www.scenennerdpodcast.com/spidernoir2-4/ #spidernoir

Can't WAIT to hear him chum it up with Wemby. 🤣 Guillermo from 'Jimmy Kimmel Live!' is out in San Antonio for the NBA Finals, and it's the best. 🤠

Routes logistiques russes Another truck bites the dust 🎶😂