My buddy from Mexico, Mark, is funny when he's drunk. "Hey!! I have known you since 5th grade.... "You motherfucker! But, NO! I Love You ...but Fuck You! But I love you man!"

Talk about a boat that needs the Gilligan's Island treatment.

I can remember when I thought my biggest problem in life would be trying to figure out how to make a car out of coconuts. F***ing Gilligan!

I found an opening act for Trump's WWE event.

They are gonna miss the dog next door.

I can't wait till Trump is sucking Satan's dick!

#DealingWithTrumpholes 😡

He used to be red, faded with age. The horrible comb over covers the ground down horn stubs.

Het was een drukbezochte Februaristaking met opvallend veel jonge mensen dit keer. De sprekers kregen allen een groot applaus. Ook Jerry Afriyie. Ons verslag.

Jasmine Crockett came all the way from Texas to endorse Xavier Becerra. It was on @nbcla.com and all over social media — her endorsement speech was so good. Becerra has massive support from a wide, racially diverse base of California voters. Becerra is not, has never been a “centrist”

"The reality speaks for itself," Zelenskyy announced on his Telegram channel before meeting with soldiers and honoring them with medals. 12th Dec 2025 Zelenskyy Tours Kupyansk Area Russia Claims to Control 😉

Lula revela conversa com Trump: "𝙑𝙤𝙘ê 𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙧 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙗𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙤 𝙘𝙧𝙞𝙢𝙚 𝙤𝙧𝙜𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙯𝙖𝙙𝙤? 𝙉ó𝙨 𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙢𝙤𝙨 𝙩𝙖𝙢𝙗é𝙢. 𝙑𝙤𝙘ê 𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙧 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙗𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙤 𝙣𝙖𝙧𝙘𝙤𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙛𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙚? 𝙉ó𝙨 𝙩𝙖𝙢𝙗é𝙢 𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙢𝙤𝙨". Presidente alertou que Trump precisa combater lavagem de dinheiro de bandido brasileiro nos EUA. Veja!

Me reading the comments:

Autobuses chinos con semáforos traseros con el tráfico en tiempo real

Good News For Lefties... and the World! Episode link: https://play.headliner.app/episode/32691919

Diagonal panning video from a very detailed shaded map of Luxembourg City, Luxembourg. The full map is 20000 x 20000 pixels with 0.5 m resolution and is available at https://shadedmaps.github.io Data source: https://data.public.lu [Administration du cadas...

🧠 Anosognosia for hemiplegia is a complex stroke phenomenon where patients are unaware of their paralysis. Despite known links to safety risks and poorer recovery, it’s rarely addressed in nursing frameworks. #neuronurses#StrokeRehab #PatientSafety

In this podcast, @drjanegilmour.bsky.social @umartoseeb.bsky.social & @drsarahparry.bsky.social discuss what #Trauma actually is, how it overlaps with #AdverseChildhoodExperiences (#ACEs) & why simply “totting up” ACEs scores can miss the individual context & meaning of events https://bit.ly/4t4PoRc

Thx Tamara!! Enjoy your weekend 👍😎☀️ @imsal.bsky.social @6to12elbow.bsky.social @soldiergirl.bsky.social @grant1983.bsky.social @chadlehman.bsky.social @paulcady.bsky.social @scottgable.bsky.social @dragonlady1011.bsky.social @dcombes.bsky.social @suzzisulli.bsky.social @plumbaby1.bsky.social

Released Trump Epstein!!! #Pinks #BlueCrew #Epstein #Trump #NoKings #ChildRapist #AuctioningChildren #LockTrumpUp SHARE!!! SHARE!!! SHARE!!!

🚩OUT NOW🔥 Via Lofi Girl: Joining in the oriental lofi album "Fragments of the Fallen" "Screams Go Quiet" @sheathmusic x Yotsugi (my alias) via @lofigirl (Lofi Records) 2025/9/3 🚩Victorious, yet deeply cursed!🔥⚔ 🔥Listen open.spotify.com/album/5KuNyX...

#BTS e OREO juntos! Fonte: BTS Brasil (X) "Nova Edição Limitada disponível em mais de 80 países a partir de 8 de junho!" #Jimin #Jin #Seokjin #Jungkook #Jhope #Hoseok #Suga #Yoongi #Taehyung #V #Namjoon #RM

There is no safe level of lead exposure, yet tens of millions of people across the nation drink water from water systems contaminated with lead. Reach out to your state and local legislators today to demand clean lead-free water for everyone.

🐰:“Você pode pensar nisso como um visual de motociclista dos anos 90, e atrás está escrito o meu nome. E a calça, a cor é muito bonita, sinto que vou usar bastante... Eu adorei” Fofo ele descrevendo a roupa da coleção dele para Calvin Klein!

HOW TO WIN A TRADE WAR ...Part 2 of my chat with Richard Quest on @cnn.com about our book

Mississippi State's pitcher Delainey Everett shares with @madelynburke the lessons her dad taught her that she carries out in her softball career and life ❤️ Original post

Delivra Health Brands ( #DHB.V #DHBUF ) explains how customer feedback is driving momentum. Dream Water® supports better sleep, while LivRelief™ & Liver Health products help simplify daily pain management. Learn more from their CEO on #StocksToWatch: youtu.be/uxY95lHlApE?...

📊 2026-05-28 • SE Asia Escalation: Xiang Yang Hong 33 Day 21 Near Pag-asa; AFP: 36 Chinese Vessels in WPS (May 19-25) — 10 PLAN Warships at Scarborough, Highest 2026 Concentration; UNCLOS Silence Day 16 • Israel-Palestine: IDF Kills Second Hamas Qassam Brigades Chief in 12 Days;… 🔗 watchboard.dev

Every Republican and Louisiana resident that supports Kennedy should be insulted. ———————————— Like my content? You can support my work by sharing this post and making a purchase from my store. Link in Bio 🔗 www.etsy.com/shop/MarxBeard #geopolitics #resist #socialism #leftist #progressive

Taking It Down returns in their weekly slot with more dong talk than can even be necessary: 'A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms' ends perfectly; 'Shrinking' may have improved; 'How to Get to Heaven From Belfast' could be more than a mystery. It's all on this week's episode! thealabamatake.com/p...

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How to Watch the Rare 6-Planet Parade This Weekend 🌝 🪐 ⭐️ On Feb. 28, Mercury, Venus, Saturn, Jupiter, Uranus and Neptune will stretch across the sky in a dazzling alignment people.com/how-to-watch...

Un #drone s'est écrasé sur un immeuble résidentiel dans la ville de Galati, dans l’est de la Roumanie, a rapporté l’agence Mediafax. D’après la même source, l’explosion s’est produite lors de l’impact, provoquant un incendie dans un appartement.

We are asking for public feedback on a Tribal Wildfire Resilience Grant. 📅 Submit comments by June 29, 2026, to: TribalWildfireResilieneGrants@fire.ca.gov 🔗 Learn more: bit.ly/TWGrant #CALFIRE #TribalWildfireResilience #GoodFire #RxFire #Grants

Can your brain solve this layout puzzle? 🧠 These units can ONLY walk straight forward. No belts. Only movement redirectors. Stop playing automation games on autopilot. The updated Botlings demo is live on Steam. #gamer  #game  #games  #videogames #gamingPC #automation #solodev

🚨Ian Austin, 6-tour combat veteran, shows us his injury after NJ state police struck him with a projectile outside Delaney Hall ICE prison. "We're willing to f*cking die here!" he shouts at police. WE'RE LIVE ⬇️

Bonus Day. 🕊️ You didn't get lucky; you got chosen. If self-doubt is trying to tell you that you aren't good enough for the blessing you received, let this prayer ground you. Type "I BELONG HERE" to claim your confidence! 👇

Keynotes : 90-billion-euro ($105 billion) loan for Ukraine unblocked. Definitive sign-off is expected by Thursday. EU leaders will meet Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky in Cyprus. #France24 #Europe #EU #Ukraine #Cyprus

Nocticadia-style dark academia is elite: forbidden romance, moody shadows, and female rage with consequences. What book rec would you add to this vibe?

そういえば最近、読書用に電子書籍リーダー買おうか迷ってて🤔 Kindle（ amzn.to/4tBXpgl ）も軽くて良いんだけど… 冷静に考えると ここまで出すなら少し足して iPad系にした方が色々できてコスパ良い気がしてきた😂 みんなは専用機派？それともタブレット派？📱 🔗 iPadなら動画もサクサクだよね☺️ ： amzn.to/4uL6i8u 🎥 【今日のAI動画②】（PixAI） 教会の前でレム風の女の子が大型バイクに跨る🏍️✨ これ、今にもエンジン音が鳴って走り出しそうな躍動感じゃない⁉️ #PR

🎄Merry Christmas and Happy New Year from all of us at @paeditorial.bsky.social 🎄 May your holiday season be filled with more cheer than a coffee machine on a Monday morning, and may your family gatherings be merrier than Teams meetings and report building. #Christmas2025

🎥 Gallego on grocery prices and cuts to food assistance: "People are taking out loans to pay for groceries. They're using Afterpay for groceries. And this administration decided to cut food stamps to fund bigger tax cuts for the super rich." 7/10

You can say "too little too late" but the truth is that Trump's cult is waking up. Things are going to get far worse for Trump when the big economic crash hits.

RocketWerkz is looking for a Senior Game Designer! - tinyurl.com/mryextmx Shape gameplay systems and experiences in Unreal for a deep survival title! #gamedev #indiedev #hiring #jobs #gamecareers #gamesjobs

Шведска предаје Украјини првих 16 ловачких авиона JAS 39 Gripen C/D Истекли је изјавио да ће авиони са пуном опремом наоружања почети да лете почетком следеће године, а укупно, хохоли треба да добију 150 авиона овог типа.

Good evening, dear friends, One portable power station is on the front already 🔋 and the other (EcoFlow) was collected today from Novaposhta by our guys in a frontline village. It will soon reach the position 🫡 Thank you for supporting our heroes ❤️ Together we will win!

🌟 We're so excited to welcome our 2026 Parliamentary Interns on board - so we thought we'd let them introduce themselves! First up is Anna-Mariia Brynchak from @uniofaberdeen.bsky.social 👋 Find out more about this year's programme: www.johnsmithcentre.com/news/introdu... #JohnSmithIntern

😳💩 ➡️  Russians attempted to use their 'Frankenstein' vehicle made from the remains of a truck and a cart as a makeshift pontoon crossing near Vovchansk, but were destroyed

This one goes out to all the princess peach girliesss🩷🩷🩷

Construction built with engineering standards. 📐✨ What would you add? Let me know below. 💬 Quotes and consultations directly to our inbox. #Construction #Remodeling #ModernArchitecture #Design

Windfall tax please.

The Phillies' offense is off to their worst start since the 111-loss 1941 Phillies. Yep, it's really that bad. We discussed on a NEW Hittin' Season, powered by WHYY! @justinklugh.bsky.social @lizroscher.bsky.social LISTEN: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/i... WATCH: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6T_k...

Marco Rubio, US Secretary of State was repeatedly confronted & protested as he walked around the House & Senate of US Congress testifying about the 2027 budget. CALL..📱 the White House, reps … #AmericaFirstNotIsraelFirst +1 (202) 456-1111 www.whitehouse.gov/contact/ www.house.gov/representati...

See a lesbian post a lesbian💕 🧡💛🤍🩷

What's your favorite Lupin the Third series or film? Sauce is Lupin III: PART 6.

🤣😂Here’s ye favourite fella aswell 🤗😘😘😘😘💜💚❤️

2XKO pov you're trapped in thresh’s lantern for 60 seconds

ABS confirmed in #Rangers at #Cardinals (Bot 7). José Fermín challenged the called strike. Called strike confirmed. HP: Tom Hanahan | Upheld 44.8% (30/67). Result: José Fermín called out on strikes.