GuitarMan66

I feel bad. I do NOT like it in Mexico. Go to Canada, they are nice there. But my brother got to see my father in me, I don't wanna be a Gumba like my father. I don't want my attitude to rub off on my brother. He feels bad because he had a cush life and mine was so hard.

Not a lot of towns in between cities in Mexico. We were told NOT to drive at night. We're driving at night. My brother spent too much time in the military. Testing his nut size Sticking with the truck drivers, figure they know better than we do.

Made it to the border, in Lorado Texas. Drove straight through from Cripple Creek Colorado. 19 hrs drive. Gonna sleep and cross tomorrow with a fresh mind. Heading to Mexico, no more rushing in life! Sun, beer and music.

OFF TO MEXICO!!!! Leaving Cripple Creek Colorado now. 1900 mile drive!! Wish Us Luck!

My brother built this himself from the trailer we had for the General ATV. Pretty good for his first build. Sturdy as hell! #Mexico

Going to Mexico!! #Mexico

One more day till I'm Mexico bound!! 🕺🎶🇲🇽🎉

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Yes i do

Lmao That's what I'm talking about!

Didn't block him. I don't sweat this bitch. You got this, baby! Rip his tiny taint!

Let me know if he pisses you off. I make wanna be Alpha Males crap their pants!

Mixing another drink 🥂🥂🕺🎶

Same here. Watched my Mom with 5 abusive stepfather(s). Even when my brother had I were at "war", if someone raised a hand to our mom??

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Cheers! 🍺🥂

Bartender?!? We will need one down there. Whole roof is a party deck.

Right there with ya. 🥂🥂

Having some bourbon with my brother.

Chico the little dog and Max are my brother's dogs. The landlords rescued them but had to move and couldn't take them with. So they became ours.

Holy Shit! These edibles make me funny as HELL! #WEED

Elon built them new girlfriends

Everyone knows Elvis and Jimi Hendrix live on a island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.... Oh Crap, I hope Trump doesn't see this and fly there to find him....alone. There is no way he could find the island of FuckYouMaga.

I found an opening act for Trump's WWE event.

Funny MTG would be holding a sign with "Fuck Ugly" on it. She needs a name tag with that on it. She reminds me of Mr. Ed.

Love ya right back!

Trump is so screwed!! I am such a stubborn MFer! I ain't letting that shit stain off the hook!!

Trump thinks "Laws" plays drums for Metallica.

Talk about a boat that needs the Gilligan's Island treatment.

My morning

All of you! 🤣🤣

My buddy from Mexico, Mark, is funny when he's drunk. "Hey!! I have known you since 5th grade.... "You motherfucker! But, NO! I Love You ...but Fuck You! But I love you man!"

#DealingWithTrumpholes 😡

Trump turned America into a casino.

Wow... All the Trumpholes on FB are angry at me..... Just because I said, "Charlie Kirk is Satan's problem now" And "Charlie Kirk is in Hell sucking Satan's dick" Some people are SO sensitive. #DealingWithTrumpholes 🖕🖕

Spent the morning pissing off Trumpholes on FB. They will suspend me soon like Twitter and Truth. I make Musk, and Trump cry like a b**** #DealingWithTrumpholes

There is only ONE way to defeat me....Bury me.

My brother's birthday today. He doesn't do social media. "People give me enough reason to be pissed off without social media." 🤣🤣

Bear got into my #Weed again. Sing it Bear! "Wellllll....at least I don't have a Mushroom Dick! One inch long, half an inch thick. Just one look makes anyone sick..." Come on everyone, you know the words. 🎶🎸🧸

I had a Trumphole on FB. "I'm gonna find you." Me "Better Idea. I will send you a fucking plane ticket and pick you up at the airport!" Crickets

Just had a Trumphole start talking shit to me. I let him go off for a minute. Then I said, "Wow, do you suck your mother's dick with that mouth?" He is about to explode. 🤣🤣

Screams "Hillbilly"

They just line up to suck Trump off.

Trump is a happy hillbilly

Trump got the idea of aliens eating cats and dogs from watching too much ALF.

I just can't read the news! Monday, we are out of here! I feel like shit leaving Trump for everyone else to deal with. I'm hoping to forget who the fuck Donald Trump is. My focus in Mexico is going to be playing music and helping stray dogs.

Before we focus on AI, shouldn't we work on Basic Intelligence a little more? Stop relying on technology to take care of your shit! "Working on a robot for household chores" Get your ass up and vacuum!! If we are supposed to teach these robots? The robots are fucked! 🤖

The Evil has over taken him.

I probably shouldn't send post talking shit to Trump when I'm getting ready to head to Mexico. He will probably have Seal Team 6 waiting for me at the border. Watch me be the first white man who sneaks into Mexico. 🤣🤣🤣 If you make it to Oaxaca? It's gonna be a party at my place every night!!

We set out for Mexico in 6 days and counting. I told my brother and buddy Mark in got us some cool outfits to wear in Oaxaca....

Have to vent this one, too. If you are "Famous" or think you are....unless you toured with Van Halen? Chances are, I have no idea who the hell you are, no offense.

Jack, Trump's on TV again.

It's difficult for Trump to hold his human form for long.