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Rohan Patel

@gunnerohan

๐—ง๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—”๐—ฟ๐˜€๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ฎ๐—น โค๏ธ๐Ÿค Unbearable of unbearables! ๐Ÿ† typing...

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"We're at a Teriyaki* place.....oh look, he's doing juggling now. Unbelievable." ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ *Teppanyaki

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Not gonna lie, I was waiting for 'Nigel Fag-Ash, cunt of all cunts'.

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This is the kind of stuff that comes up on my 'suggested reels' on Insta. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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Wait, Bill did the Cunha cele on trophy lift day? How did I miss this! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคซ

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Eze turning up to Bukayoโ€™s documentary premiere while on holiday... absolutely luv to see it. You know the saying: friends who support each other's premieres during pre world cup 'me time' end up winning back-to-back Premier Leagues, and Champions Leagues together. ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿฝโœจ

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Friends reunited!

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@gunnerblog.bsky.social Ornstein dropping bombs saying our summer transfer outlay could match or even exceed last year. Is this on the proviso that we have to shift some players with buyers paying top whack for them?

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Hows about you try winning five games in a row before you start bleating on about the league title?

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The mental gymnastics here is wild. So Yanited might win the league, Arsenal won't dominate, it's completely wide open, BUT Arsenal are only 1 or 2 players away. The absolute lack of logic is staggering. Genuinely thick as fuck, these lot. Also, where was all this competitive balance talk before? ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคก

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G'mornin! ๐Ÿ”Šโค๏ธ๐Ÿค

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Wait, England and Scotland are BOTH in Florida. Wonder if they bumped into each other?

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Benny Blanco passing down his elite wisdom to Kai during the parade. ๐Ÿฅฒ

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Big John, out here with a new Guinness World Record - Most take away dishes memorised and recited in 30 seconds. Soo Proud! #Bosh

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Riccy Calafiori, bussin shapes with Sophie Ellis-Bextor was not on my 2026 bingo card. ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿคฃ

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G'mornin! ๐Ÿ”Š๐Ÿ˜Ž

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The players reliving this moment with Sampha performing live... man, that must have been so special to witness. ๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿ”ฅ (๐ŸŽฅ Gabi XL's Mrs - Insta)

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Simply wonderful! โค๏ธ๐Ÿค๐Ÿฅฒ

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Hola, Andrea. Soy Florentino Pรฉrez. Solo querรญa preguntar por Declan Rice. ยฟEstรก disponible?

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I hope you started off with something like this...

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You can never escape Benny Blanco. Big Vik thought he was safe, but Ben always finds a way. New highlight of the day, hands down! ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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Highlight of the day, hands down! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ญ (๐ŸŽฅ park.your.thoughts - TikTok)

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Oi oi, Chak de phatte*! ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ•บ *Bring the house down! ๐Ÿ”ฅ

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G'mornin! ๐Ÿ”Š๐Ÿ†โค๏ธ๐Ÿค๐Ÿฅฒ ๐Ÿ˜ WE ARE FUCKING MASSIVE! ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ (๐ŸŽฅ Kepa/Arsenal- Insta)

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Luv this! Benjamin White deffo understood the assignment during this whole parade! ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ”๐Ÿคฃ

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Absolutely loved this. What a nice touch! ๐Ÿ”ดโšช

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MLS! ARSENAL THROUGH AND THROUGH! โค๏ธ๐Ÿค Bless him! ๐Ÿฅฒ

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Big up all the Dinosaur Massive! ๐Ÿ˜‚ (๐ŸŽฅ Kai - Insta)

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๐ŸŽต Arsenal, Arsenal Arsenal.....

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๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ˜ฒ

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โค๏ธ๐Ÿฅฒ

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Kai Havertz, absolute menace! ๐Ÿคฃ

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Rice and Benny Blanco!

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I am in awe of this man. He knows 'Big Ears' is coming to N7, it's just a matter of time. โค๏ธ๐Ÿค

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Tell 'em, Stevie!!!! ๐Ÿ”ดโšช

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Buckle Up!

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G'night! ๐Ÿ”Š๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ โค๏ธ๐Ÿค

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๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿคฉ

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The truth!

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PSG this, PSG that...

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๐Ÿ”๐Ÿคž๐Ÿฝ

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UNLEASH HELL! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

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Top bloke, is Big John! ๐Ÿ”ดโšช

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MOOD

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TELL DEM!!! ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

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๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿฅฒ

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MOOD

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Wait right there, let me just grab my teeny tiny violin. ๐Ÿค๐Ÿฝ๐ŸŽป

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Same, mate. Amazing feelings!

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Anthony, I was not familiar with your linguistic game. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ

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We eating good tonight! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜Ž

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Tell 'em, Bill! ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

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Tell 'em, Papa! ๐Ÿ”ดโšช๐Ÿ†

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๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿคฃ

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G'mornin! ๐Ÿ”Š๐Ÿ˜Ž Basking in PL winning glory all week, then remembering tomorrow is the biggest game in our history. Let's fucking do this! ๐Ÿ†โณ

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Jodie Whittaker, one of my absolute favourite actors is a Gooner. We're fucking massive! ๐ŸŽญ๐Ÿ”ดโšช

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"What does that even mean though... motivation for who?" ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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POV of the arrest. ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿšจ

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Loved this bit from the @meninblazers.bsky.social interview last week. "The Best!" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜

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Nah, Rice and Riccy's reaction to Mikel clocking them ๐Ÿซ‚ is absolutely sending me. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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Have these two actually ever spoken to each other? Talk about singing off completely different hymn sheets. The mixed massaging is absolutely wild. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ Only a couple of months into the job and heโ€™s already gone full Spursy. Letโ€™s be honest, if the roles were reversed and Mikel had come out and said this, thereโ€™d be a full-blown media investigation and he'd already be in custody. #NoShame

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G'mornin! ๐Ÿ”Šโค๏ธ๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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Lovely message from Per. Voice over extraordinaire! โœŠ๐Ÿฝ

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Saturday night! Fucking wheel it up Martin!!!! ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†

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Always listen to Wilo! ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿš๐Ÿ”

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Nah, Donae'O is mocking it! In the crowd you've got salty tears and everyone else low-key vibing out to The Arsenal. We are a culture, and we are fucking massive! ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿ”ดโšช

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