Rohan Patel
@gunnerohan
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Only a couple of months into the job and he’s already gone full Spursy. Let’s be honest, if the roles were reversed and Mikel had come out and said this, there’d be a full-blown media investigation and he'd already be in custody. #NoShame
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G'mornin! 🔊🏆🥲 Wishing nothing but love to the entire Arsenal family today. We’ve been through it all together to get to this moment. Enjoy every single second and celebrate to the fucking rafters! 🍾🙌🏽 MY PEOPLES! ❤️🤍
Luv this! Benjamin White deffo understood the assignment during this whole parade! 😋🍔🤣
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I would work there for free! 🎉 IG: bubblepuppyplayhouse www.thebubblepuppy.com/open-swim
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X is blocking people from talking shit or taking action. Our freedom of speech and press are being taken away- it’s time for a class action lawsuit against this administration!!
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🙋🏻♀️Sleepy drunk 1/2 a drink & my eyes get heavy then I start looking for a comfy chair, couch… shoulder I'd assume my 52% European dna would hold but imagine the 41% Spanish side & 11% Portuguese side are arguing over who invented sangria while my 38% Indigenous side drinks, smirks at debate, & 😴
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⚡️💥🔥🐷😵🤕+ 1,160 daily total combat losses of the enemy from 24.02.22 to 28.05.26 (estimated) #NOMERCY #stoprussia 🔗 General Staff of The Armed Forces of Ukraine 😎 🐶
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