The Cat Mother

Baby: Just blowing in wind Mama! Mama: Windy & cloudy start to Whiskers Wed Baby! Rain to fall at 3pm. So come inside, don’t make Mama chase you! Hate news of Iran & US still fighting, no ceasefire, Russia attacking Ukraine, world up in smoke! So thankful for Dem wins! Well wishes for everyone!👋😘😽

Jazzy to Baby: Take that! Mama: Oh Jazz, don’t be violent now! You’re supposed to be the Princess. Act like one! Hope this Toe-beans Tuesday finds my fur friends & humans not too frazzled & doing well. This cat mama has dental appt today but will try her best to follow you all! Have a great day!😽😘

Baby: Kneading but not lost in space Mama! Mama: Don’t know why your eyes widen, ears perked, making biscuits. Usually, your expression is that of someone stoned or high. See, hear ghost of late Eldest Sis, Baby? Weekend’s almost over & June will be upon us tomorrow folks! Must go now, till soon!

Jazmine: Late night journey across living room Mama! Mama: Sniffing along the way scent of your recently passed away Eldest Sis. Making me weep with sadness from her loss! Grieving is hard I know Jazz! Wow! It’s 9pm already! Been quite a pleasant Caturday furiends but it’s time to say Goodnight!😘😽

Jazzy: Meowing please Mama! Mama: You’re too sly Jazz! Meowing cause you know Mama won’t ignore your pleas to open door for you. You’d have used flap door on your own if Mama didn’t happen to be there. 8.35pm Friday night! Must check if new movies or shows out on Netflix, HBO Max! Night friends!😘😽

Jazzy: Short burst of energy Mama! Mama: Long bursts of energy usually overcome you really late at night when Mama’s trapped by your baby bro & can’t grab vdo of your manic zoomies. Oh well, one of these days Jazz! Fur friends & humans, it’s past 9pm here in New Port Richey, Fl. Good evening all!😘

Baby: Lemme stay out here & watch rain fall Mama! Mama: Been thunder-storming & you’ve already come inside all wet Baby! Will let you stay outside if you promise not to go in downpour & get wet again! It’s 10.10pm. Time to switch off socials & relax with you on my lap streaming a show. Night!👋😽😘

Baby aka Johnny: Why didya close door Mama? Mama: Thunder-storming out there, that’s why Baby! Don’t want you to get wet again, naughty cat. Rained heavily again; pool’s overflowing. Pumping it out now & of course kits still out there. Tried but not able to follow all friends. 9.40pm! Must go!👋😽😘

Baby: Ok, goin’ back inside Mama! Mama: Yep, with your tail wet again! 2nd time Mama has to wipe you down from being in light rain. You just love gettin wet don’t ya? Look at time, 9.25pm! Saturday night’s live with shootin’ at White House. Not gonna speculate,will wait for updates tomorrow! Bye!😘

Baby: Fanning my tail fast Mama! Mama: That means you’re annoyed Baby! Tried to pick you up to pose in front of red chilly plants. Nope, not having it! It’ll be 7.30pm soon friends. It’s Friday night & Netflix has a good comedy with “Borat” actor called “Ladies First”. Must bid you Goodnight!👋😘😽

Jazzy: How do I get off Mama! Mama: Put you up there to see how you’d react. Knew you wouldn’t be able to jump down. Since you can’t jump up there in 1st place.😹 Will help you down. Sorry doll! TGIF! Thru-roof gas prices mean staycation for Memorial Day long weekend for us! Have great day folks!😽😘

Jazzy: Restless Mama! Mama: Thought for minute you’re gonna zoom zoom, then hesitation. Bit of self-doubt there Jazz? No doubt in my mind US declining rapidly & wars destroying our precious planet, endangering natural resources, wildlife & animals. Total mind-fuck! So must leave now! Goodnight!👋😽😘

Jazzy, Baby: We swear there’s a lizard here Mama! Mama: No doubt kits! In meantime, sharpen your nails Jazz. Let your baby bro be hunter. Oh shoot it’s Monday! Got to be brave, start the week & venture out to get gas & groceries! Know how enraged I’ll be to see prices! Stomach already in knots!👋😘😽

Jazzy, Baby: Are we missing something Mama? Mama: Yes kits, eldest sis who’s crossed over 🌈. We’re just so used to having her, it’s hard to let her go completely. Felt great to be able to follow so many new friends today. But can’t get to many more & it’s 9.40pm so need to bid you all Goodnight!😘

Jazzy: Elder Sis slept by Papa & laid behind his chair Mama! Mama: Saw you looking for her last night Jazz.Saw you sniffing out her favorite laying places. Bet you can still smell her scent! Like you, we miss her sorely. Trying not to do too much today. Will follow furiends & wish you restful day!

Baby: Must clean face furiously Mama! Mama: Why so frantic Baby? You only had crunchies & treats. Not wet food (translated into bloody if you were savage in wild)! # of followers reached 20K today. Hooray! Must acknowledge & thank my Bluesky friends for making this possible. Goodnight for now!👋😽😘💙

Baby, Jazzy: Going inside now Mama! Mama: Don’t think it’s dawned on you your big sis is gone for good, not just in hospital overnight. But do come inside cause it’s gonna rain. Must express my appreciation to all my dear Bsky friends for helping me cope with my grief with your kind sympathies.😽😘

Jazzy: Mini zoomie Mama! No lobotomy! Mama: Britbox audio of Silent Witness saying possessed cat need frontal lobotomy!😹 Of course, wouldn’t dream of it. Zoomies are Ab Fab! TGIF furiends! It’s only May but temp is already 86dF! Hot, very dry. Bit of breeze makes it tolerable tho. Take it easy!👋😘😽

Fam’s Eldest Kit: Good day for walkabout Mama! Mama: You have good & bad days! Whiskers Wed sees you feeling up to walking around yard getting some fresh air with your baby bro & mid sis. Thankful you’re still up & about. Also hopeful war doesn’t restart now China has weighed in! Wish you well!😘😽

Fam’s Eldest Kit to Baby: Don’t you dare touch me! Mama: Why’ve you been menacing both your sis lately Baby? Indoors & outdoors same cattitude. Not cool! Breathing little easier after yesterday’s downpour. Insufficient but still thankful. Ground & greenery need rain. Economic news still suck tho!

Baby: Prey gone Mama! Mama: But it was you who let the lizard go Baby! You wanted him to run away so you could hunt him down. Seems like he got the better of you! Like Iran with Pedo-in-Thief! So narcissistic that he thinks he’s most powerful man alive? Not for long, weak loser! Greetings folks!😘

Fam’s 3 Kits: Jolly jaunt Mama: Mama: Slow jaunt kits! Energy fizzles out quickly like clouds on hot day. Clouds get darker & we think it’s finally going to rain but no! Been droughty & dry, trying to save water. Rain forecast last 2 weeks didn’t occur! Next rain day Sat!🤞Have great day folks!😽😘

Jazzy: Me kitten kneads Mama! Mama: Thought dough’s set long ago Jazz! Was it PRIC’s failed assassination attempt that prompted you to start making biscuits? As kinda security reflex? Stranger things have happened Mama! Hope it’s not too late in the day to wish all our furiends a great Sunday!👋😘😽

Fam’s Eldest Kit: Walkabout 1st, hide 2nd Mama! Mama: As your baby bro & crows witness, darl, you seem well this morn. Even if you’ve once again rejected breakfast. We’ll figure out later if you need anti-nausea & appetite stimulant. Find some peace & serenity within confines of your homes folks!😘

Jazmine: My turn to bathe waiting for nightfall Mama! Mama: Yes, Jazz. Clean up your beautiful soft snowy fur after you eat for umpteenth time. Not long before darkness takes over & you’ll be watch guard from atop your tower like your baby bro. Past the hour to halt social media following! Bye!👋😘😽