Nothing in the world feels more like the classical depiction of an alien abduction & probing than a #dental cleaning, esp with that big scary light they shine right in your goddamned eyes. It’s like interrogation 😬 Lady, I floss all the time! I got fucked-up teeth idk what to tell ya 🤷‍♀️ #dentist

Yeah, that was a really good bit 🤣

In my case, it was Rockets, bc my dad had 2 season tickets on the floor and was often out of town, and, at the time, I was the only other Cook into 🏀 , so even though I was the black sheep, they’d often fall to me bc Dad couldn’t be bothered to do anything with them. Fletch was Lakers, natch.

I knew what was up as soon as Elon had that male-model throw a rock at it and shatter the “bulletproof” window at the unveiling 😆

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When you get done, you may enjoy what some consider to be the definitive Beowulf: the weird Final-Fantasy-Spirits-Within-style live-action cartoon movie Robert Zemeckis made in the late-aughts 😆

*mind-grape-boggling, as in, it boggles my mind grapes 🧠🍇

Uh, hey, guys. We cool? 😅😅😅

It’s just all the time here 🤯 #PNW #Cybertruck #Cybertrucks #Factoria

Name your fav #tvshow starring a #woman Oh, easy! Station Eleven is among my favorite #TVShows regardless, but it is definitely led by Mackenzie Davis (of Halt & Catch Fire, Terminator Dark Fate, others). An incredible story, miniseries and performance by Davis as Kirsten 🤩 #TVSky 📺 #TV

I offered an amendment in today’s @democrats-edworkforce.house.gov bill markup that would prevent kickbacks like luxury vacations and large cash payments paid by health insurance middlemen to brokers and consultants, which Congress brought to light in 2021 but did not prohibit. (1/2)

Well, a very happy Shakespeare Day! A day to remember this great poet who is enjoyed all over the stages of the world! #ShakespeareDay #ShakespeareDay2026 #HappyShakespeareDay #HappyShakespeareDay2026

OUR ICE PROTEST THURSDAY NIGHT IN DALLAS

Why You Should Add Salt To Your Water

Aaron Parnas NEWS: Trump makes it easier to evict disabled tenants with service animals.

In today’s headlines: pharmaphorum.com/news #news #pharma #lifesciences #pharmanews #pharmaindustry

Support in mainstream schools has been hollowed out. Help often only comes once a child qualifies for an EHCP — by then, it’s crisis point. Earlier intervention means more kids get support sooner — better for families and better for the taxpayer. 📺 @harryqp.bsky.social on BBC News👇

Fix Your Body Posture for an Amazing Chakra Cleanse! Welcome back to the 24th episode of Skeletal Leap: A Living Adventure! Today’s episode titled “Fix Your Body Posture for an Amazing Chakra Cleanse!” will tell you about how skeletal re-posturing opens chakras through completing our bipedal...

🚨 THE MATH ISN'T MATHING. New cost estimates far outpace what #PeteHegseth quoted to Congress. 💲Hegseth estimated $25B in war costs 💲An unnamed official told CBS News it was more like $50B 💲New expert analysis — using the same parameters as the Pentagon — estimates nearly $72B

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Uncover secrets 🔍 and seek justice with Buck Taylor in his most gripping case yet! Are you ready for the thrill? 📚✨ #ColdJustice #LinkInBioToShop #BuckTaylorMystery #ColdJusticeBook

JUSTIN TIME For a few hundred million dollars more When Justin Trudeau left office he was worth $10m Canadian. He's now worth $382m and it seems like he only stepped down yesterday Follow #MOATS 547 #GeorgeGalloway #JustinTrudeau #Canadiandollars #Canada #PrimeMinister

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Check out today's Joe the Human Substack on Humanist Ceremonies open.substack.com/pub/joearmst... #humanistceremonies #Ritual #HumanistCeremony #Celebrate #InclusiveCelebrations #Ireland #HumanistWedding #babynamingceremony #funeralceremony

WEMBY POSTERIZED DORT AND HARTENSTEIN 😭 Original post

Still no sound & under one minute. Stupid format

The best time to buy was yesterday, the next best time is now. Build that equity! 📈🏡 #RealEstateInvesting #WealthBuilding #HomeOwnership #MarketInsights #FinancialFreedom

Godly strength looks like self-control, not power ⚡️ #GodGoesBeforeMe #ChristianLiving #TrustGod #LoveLikeJesus #FaithTok #BiblicalWisdom #christianfyp #fyp

📺 La distancia detrás del jonrón de Juan Soto.

And yet the Pedophile squatting in the Oval Office, is not prosecuted or punished in any shape way or form. And his consolation prize, is to be a president. SERIOUSLY...... 🤷‍♀️ We live in a clown dystopian dictatorship world right now. .

Give money to those who already have everything, & they’ll just hoard more. Give it to those with nothing, & they’ll spend it on what they need to live. Only one keeps the economy moving, the economy grows from the MOVEMENT of money, not its hoarding. #r4today #BBCBreakfast

Are you free on polling day to help get Greens elected?

Azzi Fudd floater, she is up to 19 points #WNBA

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Real talk from REAL people. This five star review from Dan reflects his relief that he used Greg to represent him. I kept my license & what was left of my dignity. I can't recommend him highly enough. He is worth every penny!

When your wife gets involved 💯💯🎯

Assembling the Lego Icons "The Lord of the Rings: Minas Tirith" set. - 8,278 pieces & 10 minifigures, including exclusive characters like Aragorn as King Elessar, Denethor, and Faramir. (Video by @matticusbricks) - features Minas Tirith built directly into the side of the White Mountains. #lego

Wishing you peace, joy & health this holiday season—and beyond! Thank you for helping us deliver lifesaving care to communities in need worldwide. #HappyHolidays

Taylor Wettach exemplifies why State Auditor elections are SUPER IMPORTANT!

"HARD IS FINE. IRRELEVANT IS WORSE."

How can we give social media users power over their feed? @noupside.bsky.social discusses ways to reshape the relationship between platforms, users, and their phones at our #FreeSpeechSummit2025.

Beat that. We’ll wait 🍌

Luke Mayville in Idaho. Rebecca Himschoot in Alaska. Two different states, one message: Voters deserve more choice and more power. PEOPLE vs. POLITICS follows the movement challenging our two-party system. More clips coming soon. #PeoplevsPolitics #DemocracyinAction

Won’t you let me ruin yours..❤️‍🔥

The peaceful commitment of people to freedom, democracy and human rights is decisive. Freedom is never voluntarily given. Freedom is won. Support freedom for everyone, everywhere, while you still have some. #allactivists to #bringdownthewalls #freedom for all #Berlinwall

There’s a place of peace within. ✌️ #UnityChurch #NewThought #Stillness #SafeSpace #PeaceWithin

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Walk it off bro 💜Jones💜 #cosplay #HausKas #originalcharacter #hauntactor #scareactor #gothgirl #gothvibes

⭕Le #Hezbollah publie des images d’une opération menée le 27 mai 2026, visant un char Merkava de l’armée #Israélienne à la périphérie Sud de la localité de #Zawtar-Al-Charqiya, dans le Sud du #Liban, à l’aide d’un drone #FPV-Ababil.

Only 4 more days until you get to meet the Spinosaurus! 🦖 You've been introduced to 2, now get ready to meet what was described as a group of ravens in a field of purple flowers - Gothic has entered the chat! 🐦‍⬛💜

They are so cute.

Was macht dieses Geräusch mit euch? Ein Geräusch, das Frühling verspricht. 🐦✨ Für viele von uns ist dieses Geräusch mehr als Vogelstimmen: Es ist Hoffnung. Auf längere Tage, wärmere Sonnenstrahlen und neues Leben im Garten. Geht es euch genauso? 💚 #Kraniche #Frühlingsboten

Here is that same action last season

Empty Your Mind with This Simple Diaphragmatic Breathing Technique! - Introduction Welcome back to the 26th episode of Skeletal Leap: A Living Adventure! Today’s episode titled “Empty Your Mind with This Simple Diaphragmatic Breathing Technique!” will tell you about emptying the mind via...

Quero ver fugir agora! 😂😂 #arcraiders #arcraidersgameplay #ps5

Henry Nowak's father appealed for his murder not to be "used to create further hatred, division or tension." Nigel Farage, the far right and racists generally had other ideas.

Trump on the January 6th insurrection: People went there with love. There was so much love and friendship. It was the most amazing thing.

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Time to go inside the stadium and up the escalator! Here is the Jackie Robinson-inspired rotunda of Citi Field. LoL My Dad said "It's showing wrestling". He was using my StubHub account to bring the game's tickets up on the phone and saw my upcoming tickets for Slammiversary later that month. 😂🤣