K. Cook & Cats, Co.

Nothing in the world feels more like the classical depiction of an alien abduction & probing than a #dental cleaning, esp with that big scary light they shine right in your goddamned eyes. It’s like interrogation 😬 Lady, I floss all the time! I got fucked-up teeth idk what to tell ya 🤷‍♀️ #dentist

I knew what was up as soon as Elon had that male-model throw a rock at it and shatter the “bulletproof” window at the unveiling 😆

It’s just all the time here 🤯 #PNW #Cybertruck #Cybertrucks #Factoria

So it’s maybe, like, a double-jump or wall-jump scenario? 😆

Strong Frasier vibes 😆

Girl, you know it’s Girl, you know it’s Girl, you know it’s Girl, you know it’s Girl, you know it’s Girl, you know it’s Girl, you know it’s true that we will not be performing at The White House. Thank you for your attention to this matter. Signed, Milli Vanilli #Freedom250 😆

Man, #BlueSky is suuuuuuch a better place to be queer during #Pride. Like, night and day, good grief 😅 This is The Good Place 💁‍♀️ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Yeah, that was a really good bit 🤣

He definitely forgot in The Fanatic 😆

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Like the Pinto 🤣

In my case, it was Rockets, bc my dad had 2 season tickets on the floor and was often out of town, and, at the time, I was the only other Cook into 🏀 , so even though I was the black sheep, they’d often fall to me bc Dad couldn’t be bothered to do anything with them. Fletch was Lakers, natch.

Not me! … I did cast Lightning Bolt, like, eighteen times, though 🤔

Had my own little American Beauty plastic bag moment as I was saddened by this helium balloon, forgotten and floating away. Kinda looks like Betty Boop as a 🧜‍♀️ to me. What do y’all make of it? 🤔 It was a woman with a bunch of balloons, not a kid, but still… found it kinda sad! 🥺 #PNW #Bellevue