Jason Salmon
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Dopoledne jsem si přečetl tvůj příspěvek, původně jsem chtěl strávit den relativně nudně (venku je ošklivě), nakonec z toho vzniklo tohle. Běžně by mě to trvalo týden? Takto necelé dvě hodiny.