Oof

Probably more Almonds

Well I'm certainly not keeping you here - don't let me keep you from shaking your fist in impotent fury at :checks notes: The people who told you this would happen four years ago.

You need to get the text though

Most Important Question: Who gets to be Joker?

Person who doesn't realize that the map was a visual aid, now why don't *you* explain why California keeps fucking up shit like "No Prison Slave Labor" and re-electing a fucking shithead like Gavin.

"Uuuuugh you're supposed to MAKE OUR THINGS not LEARN HOW TO MAKE THEM FOR YOURSELVES and BETTER QUALITY than we sell to our own folks!"

"Show us how you 'earned' it then"

Go back through aaaaaall of my entries on this thread and show me the one place I said "Don't Criticize Mamdani's Inaction" I said it's tricky, Are you suggesting it isn't in this political climate? I said it isn't simple, Are you suggesting it's really is?

Someone else, probably, saying that bikes, actually, are more dangerous than cars:

Love this class analysis of the oscars and the celebrity class, who are just a distraction that is used by the capitalist ruling classes to further propagandise poor working class people. These celebrities love going to the oscars to suck each others' dicks and say all kinds of meaningless bullshit.

Memorial Day weekend planning stressing you out? Skip the last-minute memes; let Sleepy Motion handle it. #motiongraphics #sleepymotion

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It’s time for the Senate to act. Thune needs to bring up a vote to extend the ACA tax credits immediately.

Just days into a tenuous ceasefire, it remains clear that the President has not properly assessed this enemy.

Fox News host Laura Ingraham keeps calling peaceful ICE protesters “insurgents.” Watch the full episode of Power Lines: youtu.be/j15zxfjSPy0?... Or listen via a podcast app: www.status.news/power-lines

“I am the smartest guy you’re ever gonna meet,” says the guy who brags about passing dementia tests. #fdt

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A cold front this morning not only brought us another round of rain and wind, but it has set us up for a pretty nice work week. Here is the latest from the Valley Storm Team Weather Center.

On Monday night, a deal between transit officials and five labor unions ended the strike that shut down the Long Island Rail Road.

My face when my 1 one get one free ticket to the “Sports Entertainment show” comes a nifty free red hat:

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🚨 April 1st: Russia bans #Telegram! With internet shutdowns and now their own army’s main messenger blocked, Putin is desperately trying to hide reality. But millions are waking up, protesting, and ready to defend their right to information. Something big is brewing - #russiaiscollapsing

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EXPOSED: Staff at Sirenitas Restaurant in Long Beach, CA laughed & called a Black woman “Myyate Grande” — Spanish slang for “Large N*GGER”! They assumed she didn’t understand. Big mistake on their part.

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Oil Tasters "My Girlfriend's Ghost" 1981 youtu.be/08pCqQzDp0Q?... (you could easily adapt a scarier movie than Obsession from this song)

This Christmas concert is still going on?!? 😅 Our Tidings for the Season episode is out now. 🎄 🎙️ Catch it — along with every other review — at DeckTheHallmark.com

Here's why Ukrainians are so good with their drones: they tame them with a lot of love and patience. Also: three years of war. A domestic industry. Operators learning in real time. But yes. Mostly love and patience.☺️😜 Support link is in our Bio.

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Federal appeals court just ruled the CFTC, not States, has exclusive authority over Kalshi's prediction markets, blocking New Jersey from enforcing its gambling laws. Landmark 2-1 decision could help redefine what gambling means in America. zurl.co/3TtnY #PredictionMarkets #Regulation #GoodRevenue

I’m voting no on DHS funding. The horrifying killings of Renee Good and Alex Pretti show that Department of Homeland Security is out of control, and Congress needs to put up more guardrails that restore transparency and oversight.

Who would you have headline your own music festival? @alans-bauer.bsky.social rounding off the leaders interviews with the important questions! 🤘🏼

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Etonics in the wild?!? Shout out Hakeem Olajuwon.

"Since last night, first responders and all necessary services have been working wherever needed. Everyone wounded in the strike will receive assistance. This is our duty, and the state will fulfill it. I am grateful to each and every person working on the […] [Original post on mstdn.social]

贝索斯旗下的蓝色起源公司“新格伦”火箭在发射台上进行热火测试时发生壮观的爆炸，没有造成人员伤亡。

Are You Addicted to the Scroll?

Kemet's vampires reach Earth. They're hunting down a demon to prevent Armageddon. As they seek an undead exile in our world who may be able to defeat it, the demon's spawn invades Kemet. Will they stay, or go back to save Kemet? Find out at: www.amazon.com/dp/B0DDJXS6N2 #vampires #SFF #BookSky📚💙

dimanche : fête des mères sévères (comme disait Jacques Lacan) tag : maman ne rigole pas avec le respect, une mère ferme dans un corps qui l'est moins #fetedesmeres #education #children #psychology

Yes...I still have your collar...maybe I'll wear it to bed tonight, you arrogant gooner...

Some niche knowledge from the squad this away weekend 🤓

Yep. So now you know. Anyone who votes Republican cannot be trusted. They are either too Stupid or too Nazi. You’ve been warned.

Good Tuesday daCAT Community!😼🫶

SUNDAY EVENING🤪

There should be a federal investigation into the hundreds of millions of dollars in well-timed bets in the oil futures market. We need transparency and accountability.

Did you know there’s a Liberal MP who supported the convoy, spread misinformation about vaccines and more? Well, Carney seems to trust Marilyn Gladu to betray many of the things she previously claimed to believe — but do Canadians? Well, I got some clips together. Here’s Marilyn, in her own words:

And now for some Starlink gameplay for no reason.

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"Gravesites & The Funeral Industry... Is It All Pretentious? 💐" Billy from Billy and Willies questions the whole gravesite tradition — putting flowers on plots, the industry cashing in, and why he’s kinda over it after 59 years. Deep but real talk. #FuneralIndustry #Gravesites #BillyAndWillies

Hmmmmm

Pablo Sanchez has gone tarps off at the Cardinals game