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"Excuse me while I whip this out!"

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I can wait. 😁Basically.

Yeah yeah yeah...

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Back in my day, We used to write love letters in cursive, made mix tapes, and wrote songs to impress the girls. We even respected girls we weren't attracted to, and still found something in common with them to connect. Compared to now, That's a whole different universe. Basically

Where being poor, prejudiced and stupid go hand in hand as the backbone of a very sensitive belief system. Basically.

Basically.

Ukraine’s Defense Forces struck Russian military police near occupied Horlivka, Donetsk Oblast. The unit had reportedly been heavily reinforced across occupied Donetsk to hunt Russian soldiers who abandoned their units as desertions increased this year. #Ukraine

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“The idea that maybe these organisations have some form of a role in the highest halls of power…there’s no level of accountability.” @premthakker.bsky.social and Yumna Patel spoke with us about the organisations helping Trump deport pro-Palestinian voices. Full report ▶️ youtu.be/wYWFTeLup9Y

The real state of the union is chaos and crisis. Donald Trump has broken every promise he made to the American people. Together with partners like Skye Perryman at Democracy Forward, we’re fighting on behalf of working families to hold the GOP accountable.

Some secrets should never survive centuries. www.amazon.com/dp/B0GZKYGG1 #gothicquotes #darkfiction #vampirethriller #bookquote #gothicbookstagram #darkromanceaesthetic #supernaturalfiction #horrorreads #bookishdarkness #gothicworld

Today’s Art! AARON CAMPBELL @aaroncampbellarts.com All these stunning pages art are available on our Website. Subscribe to our newsletter so you don’t miss the drop announcement! All our links are in the bio🔗👆🏽👆🏽👆🏽 #comics #originalart #comicartist #panelpunk

'Copy to clipboard’ buttons are essential, especially for people using assistive technology. But PLEASE, don’t include the line numbers 😭 🗞️ Subscribe to the Dev Digest at wearedevelopers.com/devdigest

.@aliciakearns wants rapists named. Good. Her party's 14 years: police cut 20,000 officers. Courts backlogged. Victims waiting years. Tories talk tough. Then slash the forces meant to protect us. Same story. Different decade. 🎭

BTS ARTIST OF THE YEAR - AMAS 🏆

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Lily Jeakle in stoppage time converts the PK to give Detroit City a 1-0 victory over Kalamazoo FC

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The best music teacher ever.. 😊

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The Giant Oceanic Manta Ray is a majestic creature. Referred to as the angels of the sea they are one of the largest animals in the ocean with a wingspan measuring up to seven metres!! #Repost @seaspiracy Sadly in 2019 listed as endangered Greatest threat Fishing. @noaa.gov admits it.💔

#OnThisDay 2001 Moulin Rouge released The Baz Luhrmann film was a jukebox musical starring Ewan McGregor and Nicole Kidman The soundtrack had lots of more modern music against a 1900 Paris backdrop 100% vinyl mix👇 www.mixcloud.com/The_Vinyl_Ar...

Big Pharma is the #1 lobby in America. $391M on federal lobbying in 2024, more than any industry. 1,817 lobbyists, 3.4 per member of Congress, funding both parties. The result? Americans pay 2.8x for the same drugs, inside a system with no federal price controls. Follow @politikhq for the receipts.

The Salastiun ships might not be the fastest in the galaxy, but their underwater boost comes in handy in ocean planets. By the way, I think that mothership is cooked... #TravellingSpacer #Amiga #AtariST #Gamedev #IndieDev #Godot #16-bit

Logistics are a nightmare for the Ruzzian army due to the use of Ukrainian drones.💙💛

Minuteman International Birds Decorative Fireplace Summer Screen, Bronze 26 x 5 x 26 inches 🛒 Check on Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B001ID5XQY/?tag=sersart2024-20

Ou a gente tem que falar da corrida do Perez em, claro teve a punição kkkkkkkkkkk massssss é uma evolução muito boa dá Cadillac,ele estava se sustendo ali com o pneu macio Não que eu ache que hoje e amanhã vai ser igual,mas há uma evolução

I've had to switch off the house of lords debate as it was making me a tiny bit cross

Happy birthday Chris Elliott, born May 31, 1960. Full Post www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=... . #TodayInNerdHistory #May31 #chriselliott #getalife #cabinboy #howimetyourmother #theabyss #scream2 #theressomethingaboutmary #groundhogday #SchittsCreek #birthday #History #News #OTD #FYP #nerd .

A new video obtained by SFGATE shows the potential cause of a major wildfire that has burned nearly a third of the ecologically sensitive Santa Rosa Island, a beloved part of Channel Islands National Park.

👀 Watch what is happening in South Carolina right now. #SCpol The members are more or less locked in, State police are dispatched to find those not on the floor as the #redistricting bill is read in full. From Rep Grant:

Congress members to their constituents.

Every step you take helps build the future of the InterLink ecosystem. In Web3, trust is earned through real participation. By completing missions, verifying your identity, and staying active in the community, you strengthen the Human Network and unlock new opportunities. #InterLink #ITLG #ITL

What coders lose by relying on AI. From our event with the University of Washington Office of Public Lectures. (with @emilymbender.bsky.social)

Things unfolding a bit slower this AM. Precip on the move however. Scattered showers and storms later today into tonight and again Thursday. A few strong to severe cells may be possilble. #wncwx #avlwx #boonewx #cltwx #hkywx #triadwx

It’s been (shall we say) an eventful year on Capitol Hill. Here’s a taste of it — when members in both parties don’t answer questions, which often are the most revealing moments.

#Lions An-Ko Lin mit seinem 2. Homerun in dieser Saison. Heute mit Modasho (bislang 3-4, Spiel läuft noch). #NPB

Flashback to 2013 when The New York Red Bulls' Juninho received a red card for kicking the ball at Sporting KC keeper Jimmy Nielsen. Don't forget to follow Historical Sports Goon for more retro sports-related content

The tail is stuffed, the base has been installed, ready to close up and it’s good to go ✨

We introduced Betty to a new kind of treat today which she LOVED 🥰 😋🤤 #tuxedoBetty #catsofbluesky #caturday #tuxedocat #CatTreats

Happy WWE Backlash Day #WWEBacklash #WWE #Wrestlesky

Trump brags about removing people off of food stamps. Yet billionaires get tax cuts.

Dem Weekend, and y'all showed up ready! The energy at the SCDP State Convention didn't feel like a typical political event. It felt like community organizing, and that's how we need to meet this moment. 🧵 1/4 #Mayra4Congress #scpolitics #scdemweekend2026 #FlipTheFirst #scdems

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This is real. Tom Kean Jr. voted for the SAVE Act, a bill which will make it harder to vote if you changed your name. Especially if you’re a woman or POC. We can’t stay quiet.

The day started so well fun was had by all😁😂😭

📢 CHP Genel Başkanı Mahmut Tanal: "O biber gazı çıkacak! Burası terör örgütü yuvası mı? 💢 Burası parti parti! Demokrasinin içine s*çt*nız!"

This #WorldPeatlandsDay we’re celebrating the modern technology being used to save ancient peatlands. 👏👏 Soft, wet peat across vast landscapes makes for challenging restoration, but we’ve begun working with AutoSpray Systems to test the use of drones for seeding in #paludiculture. @wildlifebcn.org

🐺Die Reise in das Unendliche Sternenmeer geht weiter und in die nächste Generation von neuen Helden🙃 Der Eintritt ist frei allerdings betreten auf eigene Gefahr! www.twitch.tv/silvariusplay #silvariusplay #letsplay #livestream #staroceanthesecondstoryr

GM & TY, Frankie! 💙 @bab102.bsky.social @alphacentauri53.bsky.social @kimsanchez64.bsky.social @starbucksjunkee.bsky.social @danielgamboa820.bsky.social @bknubian.bsky.social @warlessgoddess.bsky.social @debknox521.bsky.social @bluestormcomin1.bsky.social @raykwong.lol Fat Satan is the shit.

In Rochester, New York, it takes quite some time for the littlun on the right to move its butt to get in on the action, but finally ... into the fray. #PeregrineFalcons

Those were the days...

The message from #ECRD2026 is clear: the momentum is here. Now it must be turned into action. From the Blueprint to calls for an EU Action Plan, discover the key discussions and takeaways from Europe's largest rare disease conference. 📖 Read more: go.eurordis.org/ecrd2026high...

If D.C. Delegate to House is "Black seat," then Robert White is NOT ur choice. Write in "Kelly Mikel Williams" Kelly Mikel has for yrs challenged our incumbent as a formerly homeless Black father. He stepped up before the political opportunists. I ranked @kinney4dc.bsky.social 1st. I believe in her.

🤖 SF Gigantes BIENVENIDOS A SLAM FRANCISCO 💥

Happy Caturday . 😍