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The decent continues. Outright Nazi salutes tonight. Nigel Farright's people.

Henry Nowak's father: Don't let our son's death become a political football. Fartrage fans...

Clearly ratlled. He knows the walls are closing in. Nice to see another journo offering support. Pity it doesn't happen more often.

While ordinary Americans choose between driving to work and food, King Donald the Mad's daughter and idiot son-in-law are developing their own private island. And bragging about it like no one should be offended. Still, the words "trump" & "private island" are synonymous with people getting fucked.

🥊 Pick a fight 💥 Get your a**e handed to you on a plate 🙏 Ask the UN for help From the nation that blew up fishing boats, kidnapped the president of another sovereign nation, placed blockades on Cuba, illegally invaded another country and murdered school girls. Sow the wind, reap the whirlwind!

So Fartrage comes out of hiding to make another dogwhistle statement ahead of the latest byelection. Dicksplat! Two-tier policing? Two-tier journalism, more like. No questions purleeeeease.

Self driving cars. The future of road rage.

1. The Channel is not international waters. 2. The French wouldn't let the Royal Navy into its waters. 3. Brexit killed any power to physically move migrants back to French Soil. 4. He's simply talking bollocks 5. This is what Nuremberg must have been like. Yusuf is an unelected fascist dicksplat!!

King Donald the Mad: "Most people don't know that dumb ends in a B" Undoubtably, a "very stable genius".

The female of the species is deadlier than the male.

It's nice when old deranged folks have a hobby.

These are so satisfying but I'll never remember to do them.

To ensure King Donald the Mad's Freedom 250 concert goes ahead, Pete Kegsbreath agrees to stage a production of Riverdance. Practice continues.

This hasn't aged well... Donald the Mad in 2008: "Anyone who invades the Middle East under false pretenses should be impeached".

Deform UK’s Mayor for Hull & East Yorkshire, former Olympic boxing champ Luke Campbell, plainly has no idea what Net Zero is, let alone the fact it’s adding £8bn to his region EVERY. SINGLE. YEAR! Just verbatim reporting the position of Deform's paymasters. How many hits did he take to the head?

Quite an admission. Was he off his tits at the time?

Current mood.

If you're going to target Jimmy Kimmel, sow the wind, reap the whirlwind.

They promised me, this video of my embarrassment at the water park would never be made public.

The magic of pre-AI TV.

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Variety Reporter: “Why should President Trump come see your show?” Actress and singer Patti Lupone: “Well I hope he does not because I won’t perform if he does.” Variety Reporter: “why’s that?” Actress and singer Patti Lupone: “@*!#"

Lauren Boebert says she doesn't think her rift with King Donald the Mad will last and isn't bothered by him calling her dumb. She was also asked why she and other GOPs tolerate Trump's abuse. "I don't see it as abuse, I think it's part of the DC nature," she said. Moving to Mar-a-Lago face.

Want to know where your Amazon delivery went? Perhaps it was onboard Jeff Bezos' latest catastrophy at Cape Canaveral. The Blue Origin New Glenn rocket exploded on the launchpad causing millions of $$$ of damage.

Bless Maggie Reed @mermaidmamamaggie for her exposure of the great American Beard show.

How Australia views the US now is summed up by this from their most popular morning show.

Well, that obviously went well. India gives US Secretary of State Marco Rubio the underwhelming brush off/send off he deserved. Video via Press Trust of India.

Further video – with commentary – has emerged of King Donald the Mad shitting his pants on his return to the White House, either that, or talking to the base of a column like a 2-year-old. Or both.

King Donald the Mad told a rally of former service personnel the Presidential Medal of Freedom is “much better” than the Congressional Medal of Honor because Medal of Honor recipients are often wounded or dead, while Medal of Freedom recipients are “healthy” and “beautiful”. Such a way with words.

US Secretary of State Marco Rubio threw a reception party at Delhi Airport, and no-one came (except his pilot). "Where is everyone?" he asked. Not a single Indian government official came to meet him. America is so respected right now.

Such a shame when they can't face going up steps any longer. It's all Biden's fault. Or Obama's

Just hurry up and die, old guy.

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