The female of the species is deadlier than the male.

Xi looks like a nurse on a geriatric ward.

Vance claims King Donald the Mad avoids insider trading violations by having others execute trades on his behalf. "He doesn't fire the gun, he just hires the hit man."

Variety Reporter: “Why should President Trump come see your show?” Actress and singer Patti Lupone: “Well I hope he does not because I won’t perform if he does.” Variety Reporter: “why’s that?” Actress and singer Patti Lupone: “@*!#"

The Madness of King Donald, Master of Logic. Q: “You’re suing the government. Is it fair to ask Americans to pay for that? “ King Donald: “I’m giving it to charity” Q: “But that still takes it from the American people” King Donald: “No, because I give money to charity.”

Epic-level delusion.

Protestors in Greenland are outside the U.S. embassy right now chanting “Go Home USA".

Fartrage put in his place "Migrants, illegal or legal, weren't responsible for austerity. That was the Conservative government. Migrants were not responsible for Brexit. Migrants were not responsible for Liz Truss' failure of leadership." Well said that man. More balls than ALL the media.

1. The Channel is not international waters. 2. The French wouldn't let the Royal Navy into its waters. 3. Brexit killed any power to physically move migrants back to French Soil. 4. He's simply talking bollocks 5. This is what Nuremberg must have been like. Yusuf is an unelected fascist dicksplat!!

While ordinary Americans choose between driving to work and food, King Donald the Mad's daughter and idiot son-in-law are developing their own private island. And bragging about it like no one should be offended. Still, the words "trump" & "private island" are synonymous with people getting fucked.

"Last week's rally is all about UFOs." 𝐁𝐮𝐳𝐳 𝐇𝐨𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐝 delivers the mortgage market update nobody saw coming. Rates ended the week slightly better than they started, but the path to get there made no sense by any traditional measure. Conflicting jobs data, employment reports contradicting

Next #CXLFireChallenge spotlight 🔥 An Australia-Mexico partnership: ISFMI & Biomasa field-tested Emissions Reduction Traditional Fire Management (ERTFM) — supporting healthier landscapes while creating financially sustainable pathways for communities. Watch the video!

𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘣𝘦 𝘢 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘨𝘵𝘩 𝘸𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘦 𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘱 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘴. • • • #PatriotDay #NeverForget

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Rep. Melanie Stansbury : The Epstein cover-up by the White House and DOJ continues now,Trump is targeting members of his own party who have supported survivors and the release of the files Clearly, they don’t want whatever they’re hiding to come out—and they’re going after those who get in the way

Agents del departament de policia de Nova York (NYPD) rescaten una dona que era a la cornisa d'un gratacel. La càmera corporal d'un dels agents capta el rescat de la dona, de 41 anys, a l'edifici Avalon Willoughby Square, al centre de Brooklyn. #policia #novayork #rescat #gratacel

Vets protested in the Capitol Rotunda today from #VetsAboutFace Many were disabled Vets #WeDemandAnImmediateEnd #ToTheWarInIran #WeCantAffordAnotherWar There were about 150 They were eventually handcuffed & removed For their #CivilDisobedience

AI + physics simulations just sped up hydrogen fuel cell catalyst design! 🚀 Tokyo researchers found Pt alloys w/ this method consistently outperform others. #materials science Source: https://phys.org/news/2026-05-smarter-fuel-cell-catalysts-machine.html

Update: The tarp is coming off the field. #Phillies #Guardians

Recapping Temple’s 95-67 win over Saint Francis ✂️Video clip below ⬇️ 🗞️Read my column at Big5Hoops site👇 big5hoops.com/aaron-bracys... 🎥FULL video recap at BracySportsMedia TikTok 👇 www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrqa9pdR/ #Big5Hoops

😂😂😂 Trump says the clock is ticking very loudly...But looks like Iran's not listening. 😂😂😂. FOLLOW ME AND SUBSCRIBE: KnockOnNews.Substack.com - a satire. End this crazy war: #OccupyDemocrats #PoliticalSatire #TheResistance #pdamerica #Politics #AOC #BernieSanders

On British radio LBC, a caller named Aldo, after supporting the UK rejoining the EU, concluded: “We are stronger together than apart.” Yeah… we are ☺️ The European family needs to stay united 🇪🇺🤝🇬🇧 Do you agree?

It’s #Friday folks! Have the best #weekend you can. You know the drill: Be #kind Be #gentle Be #true Be like #bees Speaking of noxious stimulation… Turn off 24hr News?? Stop shite-scrolling. Mute presidential pronouncements. Practice some self-protection. Have a beer/chat with your neighbour!

🚨 Cúilín Media - Podcast Clip! 🚨 The lads discuss Westmeath’s historic Leinster Title win yesterday in Croke Park 🏆 Cúilín Media Championship Coverage 2026 is partnered by ATAK Sports 🤝 Full Pod available on YouTube & Spotify 🎧

They saved Scooby! Body cam footage shows two police officers rescuing a dog from a burning home on Cape Cod last week. https://www.wcvb.com/article/body-camera-footage-police-officers-rescue-dog-from-cape-cod-house-fire/71411186 

"Comedian" Dave Landau on Fox News: "You look at somebody like Bad Bunny or you look at somebody like Trevor Noah. They don't have the actual ability to talk trash in their own countries ... in their homeland they would be killed for doing the very same thing." (Bad Bunny is from Puerto Rico)

Join SPA's Department of Public Administration and Policy for the annual Levine Lecture, which will be delivered by @princeton.edu's Prof. Seema Jayachandran (@seema.bsky.social), followed by the awards ceremony. 🗓️ Fri. 5/1 🕑 6 - 8 PM📍MGSC 128 👉 RSVP: american-spa.swoogo.com/LevineLecture-2026

Welp! That's a cool first NHL goal... #LetsGoFlyers

We've sure had quite a year!

Donald Trump is clear: American families’ financial struggles don’t matter to him at all. If congressional Republicans don’t want to hold him accountable and help end his reckless wars and bring down prices, they should get the hell out of the way.

Happy Birthday, Momomo!

Alice Coachman became the first Black woman from any country to win Olympic gold in 1948 after growing up training barefoot because Black athletes were denied access to many facilities. She was also the only American woman to win gold that year. She soared past every barrier. #SheShed

It’s time to turn UP!!! 🪩✨

If you blink, you’ll miss it 💨 On the road to #VivaTech 2026 🏃‍♀️

GITCHO ASS DOWNNNN….. 💀 #AEWCollision

On Earth Day I spoke at a rally for climate justice organized by Fridays For Future, Cape Cod (WCAI story: https://twp.ai/E59vSB). This is an excerpt from it. (Watch the whole speech: https://twp.ai/4hpR43)

Neofeud 2 is a #cyberpunk game where a social worker for homeless robots, an ex-con & an ex-trillionaire princess fight world-ending post-human CEO / Kings NF 1 is 70% off now! https://store.steampowered.com/app/673850/Neofeud/ Itch […] [Original post on mastodon.social]

Life saving information

Our Second Annual #MamasFunRun 5K is this Saturday, May 2nd at Fleet Feet Cherry Creek. All ages, all abilities, all welcome. Prizes, snacks, coffee, and all proceeds benefit Healthier Colorado. Doors open at 8 AM. Register: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/mamas-fun-run-tickets-1985459967209 #Denver

Americans can’t afford health care, child care, or groceries, but Trump is spending $1 billion a day on a war that is making no one safer.

It’s 2000. Your choice is…? Part 13. #nintendo #n64 #choice #ps2 #2000s

Climate change is making insurance more expensive and harder to get. Is that affecting where people choose to live? Take a listen as we explore on our podcast Changing Climate, Changing Migration

If lubricant lubricates, then glue binds. #gamedev #pcgaming #indiegame

Bright daffodils glow in gloaming light before this morning’s dawn sunrise. Territorially bird song, a chorus of diverse voices greet this new day as cloud strewn skies slowly lighten

Milo’s Notebook TONIGHT (Friday) at TFF!! #furry #furryfandom #littlealphapup #texasfurryfiesta #tff @furryfiesta.org

Power prices in PA and NJ are about to go up by as much as 20% on June 1st. Protesters gathered outside PJM’s headquarters, calling for more investment in green energy they believe could bring down prices. Catch my story on @wfmz.com at 6

Articles of Impeachment have been filed. #deconstruction #exvangelical #currentevents #news

Trump's tariffs cost the average family $1,700 last year, with higher prices on everything from groceries to electronics, clothes, and shipping. Now, the corporations that passed on higher costs from tariffs to consumers are set to get the refunds, leaving consumers empty-handed.

Clearing a crash site grants enough xp to level up any unit to level 5 💫 🌟 Wishlist the game on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/3386520/... #IndieGameDev #indiedev #game #indiegame #RTS #gamedev

I have received a divine miracle and got Red Desire with only two ten pulls 🙏☺️

What Is the World Bank? – Steve Hendrix with the ‘Global Minute’

Coisas impressionantes acontecendo em united states of corporations.

Bottom of the 5th, TJ McKenzie hits a solo home run of his own, extending the Ballers' lead to 3-0! #letsgooakland #oaklandballers

update on my work for this project since posting that wallpaper, I've been working on the tabs and spritework for the web browser mechanic :> #gamedev #godot #indie #indiegame #windowsxp #pixelart

Russia proudly announced that "exhaustive security measures" had been taken ahead of the St. Petersburg Economic Forum. Just hours later, the security measures had indeed been exhausted for St. Petersburg.

We're not experts, but something tells us Justin could be wrong about the real names of these rappers.

This week is #mentalhealthawarness Week. 💛 The theme for this year is 'action'. Raising awareness is vital, but real change comes when we take action too. We need action in our NHS, schools, prisons and housing services to better support people when they need it. #mhaw @mentalhealthfoundation

Recent footage of Pinky Jr. (Dou Ban) exploring her yard at Vienna Zoo 🩷

UFC cage permanent ?

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