I'm proposing the first in the nation law requiring all pencils sold in the state of New York to include software that blocks the pencil from drawing a penis. It's just common sense!

I guess you aren't ready for that yet, but your great great great great great grand kids are gonna love it

This person can do the Mariah Carey whistle singing got daaaaang

What the hell are you talking about?

Look what I just met while walking the dogs The nursery rhyme says this is the scary one but apparently curbs are enough to keep them at bay

Playing on my lunch break

Would you like to see a drone fly through a tornado? I thought so

I saw the littlest frog this morning on my porch and it was a wonderful way to start the day I moved him to the bush so the birds wouldn't find him

So like... How does Metallica have fans? Lars can't play drums and Kirk acts like he's never heard the music he wrote

My deaf dog running in his sleep

A Trump quote without his voice or face. Trump without Trump. This quote is un-edited and 100% accurate. It's from the press conference immediately following the shooting at the White House correspondents dinner on April 25, 2026 - Hi David!

In a shocking scene that crosses all red lines worldwide, Israeli occupation army soldiers stormed a school in the city of Al-Khalil to arrest 8-year-old Palestinian children, causing widespread terror among their remaining classmates.

Trains and sunrises…

Here's another view of it in the dark where the effect is more pronounced:

- Elina Valtonen Ministry of Foreign Affairs of Finland When will the Russians realize this?..🤷‍♀️

Accounts and Bursary Assistant, Elstree School. Closes: 01/06. https://shrbrt.jobs/1nhrrt. #independentschooljobs #berkshirejobs #teachingjobs

Tuesday 4/7/26 Quick4Cast. A big warming trend and rain chances ahead! What you need to know in 30 seconds. Check the First Alert 4 weather app for more forecast details Full forecast -> firstalert4.com/weather

Stop believing the marketing about Memorial Day and read the history. That’s the signal. If you’re researching relocation or you have access to capital, this is for you. If you don’t have a plan or capital yet, you need one before you move. Buy a guide or book a call. Payment plans are available

His classic Hungry Heart. ♥️ @estreetbrat.bsky.social

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efferson County- A crash being cleared on I-81 northbound past the I-40 split 6:30am ET. Get Instant Tennessee Traffic Information Right Now With Commander Chuck's “LIVE” Traffic Video. Saving you Time and Gas Money. commanderchuck.net

#mackinnon #avalanche #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/article/euxu7659

May he rest in peace ⚰️

Süle and Brandt are leaving Borussia Dortmund. Both joined the club with so much promise, but neither really reached their potential. @sbienkowski.bsky.social @danwighton.bsky.social & I discussed this and so much more on the new Gegenpressing Pod. 🔗👉https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_bZpcvLHNc

Happy Earth Day. I wish we were doing more to protect this incredibly valuable resource that supports all of us. We need to keep pushing back. It’s the future for our children and their children.

🎙️🚀 Now & Next News Episode 11: CES Vegas 🤖 Nia Jetstream and the DTC team hit CES 2026 to explore what’s next in AI & robotics to the tech shaping everyday life. #NowAndNextNews #CES2026 #DTC #Tech #Innovation #FutureTech #Robotics #AI #TechCulture #RobotBoxing #RobotVsHuman #TechScout

Men in the US are facing a crisis of meaning. Many are turning to Christianity for answers. I talk with Richard Reeves, @drmoore.bsky.social & Rasool Berry about how we got here, how religion can help men find their way, and its potential dangers if not done right. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...

AIPAC has corrupted our democracy and bought off our politicians while claiming to speak for Jewish safety. But Jewish New Yorkers are speaking for ourselves — and Senator Chuck Schumer won’t even answer simple questions about AIPAC’s influence.

Estado terrorista ataca civis e não respeita a trégua... 😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬 #IsraelTerroristState #netanyharuwarcriminal 🇱🇧 A Defesa Civil Libanesa resgatou uma criança com vida dos escombros de um prédio residencial bombardeado por aviões israelenses + Do Canal do Telegram da @HispanTVBrasil

🚨 #JobAlert 🚨 ℹ️ School Site Supervisor 📍Outwood Academy Ormesby 🗓️ 8 June Apply here: 🖱️ buff.ly/NLWhBpU #OutwoodFamily💜 | #SchoolJobs | #EducationJobs |

#BetterConnected [VD: Animation advising no alcohol on-board services. Travel Safe. Respect staff. Respect fellow passengers]

Titch the Elf is back! And busy practicing for the annual Elf Karaoke Contest and helping blind and partially sighted little ones get an accessible Letter from Santa🎅 Listen to Allan and Titch's adventure here: bit.ly/TitchTheElf2...

Doguinha profundamente fofa que me guiava na trilha até a mercearia que tinha entre as chácaras. Tá largada sozinha na garagem da casa que mal bate Sol, e uma vez por dia passam lá pra deixar ração e é isso. A “dona” tava insistindo que a levássemos, mas eu realmente não tenho as condições 🫠

The Albanese Government is working with councils across regional & rural communities, so they can save on their bills & invest more into their communities through the Community Energy Upgrades Fund, including in Bendigo where the library will replace their gas heating system with electric heat pumps

Thank you so much Marlise for the ⭐️⭐⭐⭐⭐️ There's No Damage We Can't Manage, offering #Water #Fire #Mold #HomeRestoration services to #LosAngeles #OrangeCounty & #LasVegas! Call when you need help! #FireDamage #MoldDamage #WaterDamage #WaterDamageRestoration #GoogleReview

Feeling overwhelmed with all of this. LISTEN. Another Louisiana resident (Marshawn is the only name we have) testifies against the state’s racial gerrymander, speaking truth to power up and down the hearing room and predicts how this story will end. Speak your truth, fight and believe.

Trae returns to Atlanta

What does RE mean to you? What makes Resident Evil a Resident Evil? #residentevil #residentevilvillage #residentevilfans

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Ligue des champions : annonce de la composition du match avec une ovation pour monsieur Luis Enrique au Parc des Princes ! #PSG #Arsenal

I’m steaming this morning. Being warm (sort of) and having cold dry air up topside in the watershed is taking moisture from me🌊🌊

Thank you @glennkirschner.bsky.social and @briantylercohen.bsky.social Watch the full episode here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wl0...

#InFocus 🌍 As the Border Management Programme in Central Asia (BOMCA 10) marked its 10th phase, over 100 high-level representatives met in Kyrgyzstan to highlight its achievements, impact, and future EU–Central Asia border management cooperation. 🔗 Learn more: www.icmpd.org/news/eu-fund...

#indiegame #indiegamedev #screenshotsaturday #gamedev #solodev Working on some loot generation post combat, trying to nail down stats / description generation.

Author: KeKe’s Plot 🎥, Ke Ke Handle: keepingup.withkeke These are what KP ✨needed✨ in 2002 🕶️🔥🖤 First 🔗 in by bio for those asking 🫶🏽 #fyp #sunglasses #accessories #trendy #fashion #newfashion #meme #tiktok #archive

DOUGLAS takes on BOWSER!! #supermario #thomasandfriends #thomasthetankengine

Unfortunately, he’s just one of way too many. Trump has made America fertile for this hateful and disgusting behavior to grow and flourish. They feel empowered. This should be sent to as many media outlets as possible.

New major update is out, introducing wires between energy generation and consumers: improving visibility and making the overdrive system more obvious! More new features and bugfixes available in the update post: store.steampowered.com/news/app/334... #realtimestrategy #rts #rtsgame #indiegames

"This is a man who is out of control..." Mick Lynch, former RMT General Secretary, responds to President Trump's threat to Iran that "a whole civilisation will die tonight". #Newsnight

Discover deep space with your crew in this new game set within the Astroneer universe. STARSEEKER lands on Nintendo Switch 2 on June 11!

New episode of Wrestling With Rumors is now up on my Wrestling With Rumors #youtube channel #prowrestling #WrestlingWithRumors

Playing FOR others in just more fun. ⛳ Team competition returns June 5-7 to #AmFamChamp.

Rich people want us to believe they can afford everything EXCEPT being taxed

Los primeros testigos en el juicio a David Sánchez no explican quién decidió la creación de la plaza que acabaría ganando el hermano de Pedro Sánchez ▪️La Audiencia Provincial cree que ha prescrito el delito de aceptación de nombramiento ilegal 🎙️Miguel Veríssimo | @rtveextremadura.bsky.social

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Leva to Joe Bradley - “i can be your big sister but I’m not your Motherf*cking Mommy!!!!!” Leva has been on tv for 5+ years and I’ve NEVER seen her this pissed!! I love it… 😂 #SouthernHospitality

Xiaoniu6161: 5月31日下午，哈尔滨融创乐园内发生惊险一幕，园区运行的过山车设备受极端大风和沙尘天气影响突发故障，整列设备直接悬停在半空，车上多名游客瞬间被困，只能原地抢救🥹

Good morning 👋😅☕️😂🤣🥰😹😻😹