Dieses erbärmliche „Bei Helmut #Schmidt hätte es das aber nicht gegeben!“ hat zunehmend etwas von „Wenn das der #Führer wüsste!“

Künstliche Beißwerkzeuge entnommen, künstliche Lichtquelle vom Stromnetz getrennt. ™.

Das fängt ja gut an Auf die Frage, wie es ihm gehe, sagt #Kubicki, er sei "etwas leer", aber gleichzeitig auch "freudig erregt", weil er morgen nicht mit seiner Frau nach #Mallorca fliegen muss. Ich könnte mir übrigens vorstellen, dass er schon heute #Abend voll sein wird. #PromilleWolle

Guten Abend ™.

Guten Abend ™.

Guten Abend ™.

Der aktuelle #Ebola-Ausbruch ist auf den Verzehr von #Fledermäusen zurückzuführen. In unrelated news: Trotz mehrfacher Anforderung durch das #Batsignal wurde #Batman seit einiger Zeit nicht mehr gesehen. Macht vermutlich nur mal Urlaub der Gute, kein Grund zur Besorgnis.

Guten Abend ™.

Morgen ist Sommeranfang. Ich wäre dann übrigens zur Paarung bereit. Ich dachte, Sie sollten das wissen.

Ich war übrigens heute mal wieder der bei Weitem schönste Mann in der U-Bahn... 😂 #HochstaplerMaE

Two men from North Macedonia allegedly sold “Trump Bucks” to elderly Trump supporters, suggesting they could one day be exchanged for huge payouts. Sounds like crypto? Not really. No blockchain. No token. No smart contract. cryptonews.net/news/legal/3... #TrumpBucks

I dunno what surprised me more. That Americans still have no clue how tariffs work or that Americans still use cheques like an undeveloped country.

New year, new you - out here stealing secret recipes and blaming someone else 😎💅 Stir up chaos and coffee in SPILL THE BEANS, a reverse detective #visualnovel set in a cozy fantasy café! ➡️ bit.ly/spill-the-be... ☕🔎 #vn #indiedev #gamedev #indiegame

Heute vor 54 Jahren: Am 19. Mai 1972 zündeten die #USA im Rahmen von Operation Grommet die 35. Atombombe "Monero". Grommet war eine Serie von #Kernwaffentests bei der 1971/72 insgesamt 39 Bomben größtenteils im Testgebiet in #Nevada unterirdisch gezündet wurden.

Grab your copy of “That’s What Heroes Do” today! A great children’s book showcasing what it means to be an everyday hero. www.thomasnelson.com/p/kinzinger/

🐸🍫 #FreddoFridayWinners 🍫🐸 Congratulations to this week's #FreddoFriday champions, a year 11 biology class from King James's School, Almondbury. 🥳 We hope this win (& treats) encourages your hard work as we head towards your GCSE's. 💪 Keep up the great work! 💜 Check the comments for more info. 👇

Liber Limbia Vol. 839 Chapter 1: Long flame. www.podomatic.com/podcasts/lib... All shows are performed live just like a real radio show and all images are obviously AI. Please enjoy! #freeform #psychedelic #experimental #rock #noise #electronic #music

Filmmaker Richard Sidey films orca breaking Antarctic ice and spy-hopping at the camera in the Ross Sea - type B1 whales with unique cultural hunting technique

MMA TRAINING SESSION TAKES A WILD TURN AFTER INEXPERIENCED PAD HOLDER GETS DROPPED DURING DRILLS

Jenifer Lewis Stands With Taraji P. Henson, Criticizing Stars Who Attended Jeff Bezos-Sponsored Met Gala 2026

Fresh Stats: Caitlin Clark Having Fun With a Playful Raven Johnson at Indiana Fever Practice ❤️❤️❤️ Link: youtu.be/Oi5SQcFhldg #CC22 #CaitlinClark #RavenJohnson #FeverRising #NowYouKnow #FromAnywhere #IndianaFever #WNBA

Rockey Mountains Took the reference photo on a walk with my wife and a close friend. It was gorgeous and so quiet. We could hear the wind work its way up the mountain side to us as it rushed through the trees. #art #digitalart #painting #mountains #peaceful […] [Original post on mastodon.social]

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🤭😂😂 ES.TUT.MIR.nicht.LEID

Drones attacked "Gorkiy" oil pumping station in RF's Nizhny Novgorod region."Gorkiy"station is a vital link in Rf's oil transportation system. It’s part of the "Transneft-Upper Volga"structure. Preliminary data, strike damaged 3 oil storage tanks. A 🔥 broke out, covering an area of 20,000 sq meters.

🎥 EDGE VIZ (tracking data): Valeri Nichushkin scores for the Colorado Avalanche on a tip in shot (14:06 remaining in the the 3rd period). #GoAvsGo

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IN WHAT WORLD IS THIS FAIR? 😢 From the OMA: Across Ontario, physicians are performing complex, high-stakes procedures and facing delayed, denied, or rejected OHIP claims. This hurts patients, doctors, and the system. 😠 #ontariohealth #ontariodoctors #health

No Kings in Paris. I think you know how they feel about those fuckers. America should do that thing the French did that one time to that one king. #nokings

I’m at the "comparing price per kg" stage of life. 🔍 #costofliving #renting #adulting #relatable

Un entrenador de fitness que mantenía una relación con una mujer casada terminó colgándose del balcón cuando llegó el esposo de ella a casa. El hombre, que no pudo resistir por mucho tiempo, perdió la vida en el lugar de los hechos.

It’s Asian Heritage Month in Canada. We’re featuring Canadian fiction that explores identity, belonging, and what home means. Here’s a quick look at titles to check out! #AHM #AsianHeritageMonth #CanadianFiction

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Wistikles | Taiwan has overtaken Canada to become the world’s 6th-largest stock market, driven by the AI boom and Taiwan Semiconductor Manufacturing Company’s $1.8T surge in chip dominance. #wistikles #canada #Taiwan #StockMarket #GlobalMarkets #AI #ArtificialIntelligence #TSMC #Semiconductors

Not all filters are created equal. Here are some of the reasons we recommend Filtrete over other brands of filters for our air purifiers.

British farmers are world-class — but years of poor decisions and policy failures have left them struggling. We need a strong good food bill to back British farmers, strengthen food security, and keep food affordable for families. @eddavey.libdems.org.uk

It's a brand new Wednesday my dudes! 🗣️ JimmyHere, Sony Pictures, & the Spiderman Movie recently resurrected his iconic Vine to celebrate the upcoming release of the latest Spider-Man movie: Brand New Day. In Divine, you can use the audio of the legend himself from our audio library.

How the Rich View Taxes; as told through the game of Monopoly.

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Marcos Llorente, el negacionista de la crema solar 🧴☀️ #APM3CAT #estikokat #CremaSolar

⛔ #BOLIVIA: "We are aware that the fight is against the 'empire' and its lackeys; the people have located the #US espïonage and intellïgence center in the country"

#streetphotography season end Summer Wind #photography montage #videograph #Clips over metro NYC area water way landscape scenery environment sights

Jetzt steht der Todesfahrer von Magdeburg vor Gericht. #gericht #verhandlung #magdeburg #weihnachtsmarkt #urteil #fyp

Smiling, laughing and smug as he pats his court jester on the back while he shares Republican Congressman Neal Dunn’s terminal diagnosis — just to make himself feel important. This man is incapable of empathy. A true psychopath. JFC.

Join me on @abcnews_au after 820 LIVE for a Siale the white humpback whale update. Catching my with fellow woman in STEAM Jemima from Play School @abckids #siale #whale #whitewhale #scicomm #humpbackhighway #happywhale

Cliff Cash #wethepeople #protest #impeachtrump #arresttrump #arrestmusk

It's rapture time, baby #getraptured #rapture #followers

Sometimes the quiet moments say the most. 💛 A resident snapped this photo of one of our officers kneeling in the cold to fix an elderly gentleman’s walker, then staying to chat before heading back to patrol. Quiet kindness matters. Protect • Serve • Care. 💙

Not the same, but it’ll do for now 🥲

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The war in Iran has fueled record-high diesel prices in Indiana. Rising costs are putting family farms at risk.

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I feel like no one mentioned this incredible clip of #Mingi at all 👀 #ateez #dailymingi

TRICKY SLIDE 🧊 | ROAD TO 10K CLEARS | Code: WS1-VNB-9YF | Creator: あおいそら0609 #MarioMaker2 #SMM2 #Nintendo #Mario #SuperMarioMaker2

⭕Le #Hezbollah publie des images de l’opération de ciblage du 30-05-2026 visant un rassemblement de soldats de l’armée #Israélienne aux abords de la forteresse historique de #Chaqif (Sud du #Liban) au moyen d’un drone #FPV.

TONIGHTS THE NIGHT <3 @placeholderclub.bsky.social