Manolo trabaja de cocinero. El otro día un cliente se quejó de que la sopa estaba fría; hoy hemos acudido a su entierro.

El ganado viene bravo...

Una mujer letona afirmó que todas las mujeres letonas se abalanzarían sobre cualquier hombre, casado o soltero, durante una visita en solitario a Letonia, porque en el país no hay suficientes hombres.

El chiste parece gracioso, pero la de problemas que vas a generar con esta mierda de la IA... por ni siquiera hablar de los mangantes con sus fechorías por inventar.

China siempre nos asombrará. 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

Madre mía, los musulmanes de La Meca, menuda panda de fanáticos... Ah, que no, son católicos. - Nada que ver aquí.

En resumen, no tienes nada que ofrecer. El que se la quede, pierde.

Las mujeres jamás lo entenderán.

Esta quebradita Mexicana me dejó loco. ♥️🎶

Refrán. — @agustinmedina13

EVERYTHING I DO IS MONITORED BY MY WOMEN... THE PRIVACY ACT OF 1975 ONLY WORKS ON THE GOVERNMENT

Kate Scott and Sarah Kustok welcome audiences to USA's inaugural WNBA game presentation. 🏀

NEARstudios is 3 years old today! It’s been a wild journey building Hawthorn. Support our game’s Kickstarter: Less than 2 hours left! $500 to go! Link in bio. #Hawthorn #announcement #gaming #indiegame #anniversary

Matt and Sarah are thrilled to announce the launch of their new science podcast! Find all the links you need in our bio. See you Wednesday. #AGirlandHerGay #Science #Podcast #Curiosity

Tom Morello leads protest in singing this land is your land credits: @handsoffnyc

5 Time Draft Dodger, Suckered into Indicted War Criminal Bibi Netanayhu's War of Choice. 13 U.S. Servicemen Dead So Far. Voters Elected Clowns - Now They Have Their Circus. The History of US/Iran Relations as This is Now a Global Crisis. www.buzzsprout.com/823981/episo...

100 days ago, millions of Iranians rose up and took to the streets in protest against the totalitarian regime. In response, the regime massacred tens of thousands of innocent Iranians. humanrightsintl.com/2026/01/20/l... Video by Instagram user "teaandtahdig" #Iran‌ #IranRevolution2026‌ #FreeIran

Great learning is like great pizza. We all have preferences in how we learn and what we learn, and we each need the right ingredients to match our #LearningAndDevelopment needs. Our job is to craft a perfect mix, so every learning bite feels relevant, satisfying, and empowering!

#fragments №53 Arcs (№4) #glsl #threejs #shader

Oh, Yoko. Harper is sorry about the quote but it wasn’t his fault! Check out the latest episode of Office Hours at vist.ly/53mfu

Steph Castle's and 1 circus shot with Jaden McDaniels defending him. This is so tough. #NBASky #SkyHoops #NBAPlayoffs

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Jeff Bezos Says The Bottom 50% Of American Workers Should Pay ZERO Federal Income Taxes In CNBC Interview 👀💰

doing some THEORY CRAFTING for a future live2d model! 🎭👩‍🎨🤔ART STREAM!🤔👩‍🎨🎭 🔴NOW LIVE!🔴 twitch.tv/mechenzy

The visuals in Death Stranding 2

@mrjamesob.bsky.social @lbc.co.uk asks “Why didn’t you say the stuff about the single market 2years ago - why didn’t you say the stuff about the heart of Europe 2 yrs ago - why didn’t you say the stuff about Farage being a grifter and a chancer 2yrs ago?” Always better late than never.

🤖 Let me break down what our AI Concierge ACTUALLY does for your business: 📞 Answers calls and texts instantly 💬 Handles website chat 24/7 📅 Books appointments automatically 🎯 Qualifies leads before you ever talk to them 📧 Follows up via email and SMS It's like having a superstar salesperson!

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I put out my camera to catch some of the #Colorado #cloudscape while I was sculpting yesterday! The afternoon (the time lapse covers ~4 hours of it) was a lovely one, with a rich blue sky and lots of puffy white blankets of #clouds! ☺️🏔️⛅️✨ #NaturePhotography #weather #skyscape #Denver #TimeLapseVideo

Audio Tin Machine Under The God This week NAZI BRITANNIA goose stepped further down the line of TRANS APARTHEID with a hardening of so-called Guidance soon to become Law denying transgender folks basic human rights all against a backdrop of increasing Xian Fundamentalism #DavidBowie #Dv1 #DemVoice1

Fair play to Eoghan & Denman, and for all the members, supporters, and volunteers who contributed to the hard work in the run up to the by-election. We'll continue our campaigning and our work in our communities now, but the by-election has made clear just how unpopular FF & FG are right now.

JULIA VS. THE WILD: After days in the wilderness, Julia can now call herself a Survival University graduate🏕️Follow along here: https://krdo.com/news/2026/05/21/julia-vs-the-wild-a-survival-blog/  Click here to learn more about The Survival University: https://thesurvivaluniversity.com/

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Asking my opponent, Rep. Anna Paulina Luna, the explain her defense of our nation’s electoral systems. Integrity matters. ✊🏾🇺🇸🇺🇦 brandtforcongress.com/donate

Doggies and their grandmas, a true love story 💙🥹

STORM TRACKER | Jangmi is a Korean word that means "rose," but every rose has its thorn. U.S. bases on Okinawa remained in Tropical Cyclone Condition of Readiness 4 through Friday evening.

Do harsh penalties actually stop youth crime? #ABQ Judge Cindy Leos explains what happens after an arrest & shares why diversion programs like Young Adult Court offer a different path. Who qualifies? What's working to change criminal behavior? #NewMexicoNewsInsiders Podcast

http://cat.world/ RIONS UN PEU Les Traqueurs de Chair à Canon du #TCC ont #eu la très mauvaise idée de vouloir kidnapper un mobilisable pour l'envoyer sur le front... Ces criminels ont eu droit à un comité d'accueil en bonne et due forme.

Conocemos el segundo caso de avispas asiáticas. En este caso ha sido un nido en el Instituto Isabel de España de las Palmas de Gran Canaria

午後のソフトeasy！メランコリーボサ🩷 ジャケットの本人の気合いの入れかたがすごい！ドイツのライブラリーレコード🩷 Love should be a word Horst Jankowski and his friends featuring Rolf Kühn 1972

A look at the best scoring averages in the NBA playoffs through the years. Seven active players in the Top 10! #NBABarRaces

quote with your favourite villain 🗡️

"THIS WAS STAGED TO GET HIS MONSTROSITY OF A BALLROOM! Wake the fk up! This was staged."

Congress members to their constituents.

"Fusion center databases represent a modern general warrant." The whole point of the Fourth Amendment was to stop the dragnet. These databases are all-encompassing, exist in perpetuity, and anyone can fall in. #Surveillance #Privacy #FusionCenters Full conversation in the thread 👇

🚨 NO WAY — HELL JUST FROZE OVER: Ben Shapiro just told Matt Walsh and the Right that you won’t survive if you refuse to police your own extremists.

this operation demonstrates Ukraine’s growing integration of multi-domain unmanned systems. The 40th Marine Brigade’s use of Barracuda and and sea drones with FPV cameras shows precision targeting of enemy C2 (command-and-control) infrastructure and forward positions, degrading Russian situational

​"An anthology of pine needles, a glossary of mud, a dictionary of moss, and a thesaurus of silence." — Fabrizio Caramagna

Transporter Created Duplicates are a pain to deal with for sure. With all those console Controls Scotty has to use feels like it wouldn't take much to cause an issue with the Transporter while it's in use if you hit the wrong button. #StarTrekTOS #Treksky #Trekkies #TrekTuesday #StarTrek

"He said, 'the worst thing we could do to Miranda's memory is to have it destroy our family. She would hate that.'" Danielle Crittenden talks to @monacharen.bsky.social about the powerlessness of grief and the message her son had that helped hold the family together.

Un compleanno speciale per la mamma di Joao Fonseca ❤️ #Tennis #RolandGarros #Fonseca

Tens of thousands of people are heading to downtown Detroit this weekend. Coming up this morning on CBS News Detroit, we'll have more on the 2025 Detroit Free Press Marathon.

that slide by #JavierBáez should be on the MLb.com front page for a week clutch

Highlights from BBC Radio Gloucester. Helen Stout, who has lived with ME since 2020, and Clare Ogden from @actionforme.bsky.social say the UK government’s £4.75m research investment is welcome, but a ‘drop in the ocean’.

Today, we joined 15 states suing to block the Trump Admin’s unlawful overhaul of the childhood immunization schedule. Trump and RFK Jr. are putting children at risk by ignoring science and bypassing federal law. We're taking action to protect families, support doctors, and uphold the rule of law.

THE NEW YORK KNICKS ARE UP 1-0 IN THE NBA FINALS BABYYYYYYYYY LETS FUCKING GO KNICKS

Stai vivendo la settimana che ti meriti, Flavio🫂 #Tennis #RolandGarros #Cobolli

The highway connecting occupied Mariupol and Melitopol, which is used by Russian army logistics transport vehicles, is being intensively struck on a daily basis by Ukrainian kamikaze drones.

@icookfood2023.bsky.social Happy Celebrate YOU & All Your Wonderful Birthday 🎉🥳🧁🍾🎊 many hugs. wishing you good food, tunes, fellowship, & celebration 💜🫂🫶 we luv you, Sir

Lizzy gets snapped in half! 💥 #WWENXT