Have you named your todger? I gave mine a serial number. That's what we were talking about on Almost Daily: After Dark.

I deep dive into why I, Steve N Allen, will not be on the next series of I'm A Celebrity.

Let's thank Liberty X's Jessica Pietersen's driving for helping to set up this joke.

I'm excited. Nigella's back, baby! #GBBO

Meanwhile, in the only bit of non-Budget news...

What's the latest from Epstein Island?

Here's the only update on the #EpsteinFiles you need. [From Steve N Allen Almost Daily podcast #comedy #satire]

Men, our optimism is to be cherished. [From the Steve N Allen Almost Daily #podcast] Last episode: www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvdK... Next episode: Live tomorrow at 12.

We landed the BIG interview!! #SNAAD

The #IranWar caused an #EnergyCrisis and now we're being told to stay home. Is this winning?

#IsMehdihere? #missionofmehdi #endisnear #armageddon #iran #iranwar

Marine Israélienne Le système « Diamant » transforme un navire de guerre en une véritable flotte. Au lieu de s'appuyer sur un seul bâtiment imposant, Israël déploie à ses côtés des vedettes d'attaque sans équipage, armées de missiles, de drones et de systèmes de défense aérienne.

Sign up now for the chance to playtest @Psychofinger.bsky.social! We're looking for eligible psychos and/or FPS fans to help test out this fast-paced FPS roguelike and shape its development. 📝 Sign up here: digitalbandidos.com/psychotest/ 👉️ More details: store.steampowered.com/news/app/261...

Lumen Technologies has agreed to acquire Alkira, a cloud-native networking platform that enables enterprises to manage connectivity across hybrid and multi-cloud environments. #TFDRundown #Lumen #Alkira #CloudNative #Multicloud #Networking #HybridCloud

"Do you realise you guys have just jaywalked?" The Crisafulli government has installed traffic lights & a pedestrian crossing for one residential driveway at Mermaid Beach. LNP MP Ray Stevens says it's for safety but pedestrians think the button is for the main road. #qldpol

Jay & Silent Bob: Jays of Future Past #1 in shops June 11th! LIVE Wednesdays 7PM EST! New Comic Book Day Reviews, Nerdy News/Rumors, & Creator Interviews! Follow, Subscribe, Join the Discord! PANELOIDS.COM

🚨 Pope Leo calls for AI to be “disarmed”‼️

I highlighted the need for access to banking services in areas like Caversham and Emmer Green that have seen all the local branches close in recent years, and how this particularly affects older and vulnerable residents. I am calling for a Banking Hub in our community.

Saturday

This indie developer is making a title inspired by the PS1/GBA/DS era of Castlevania games, so I guess "Metroidvania" wouldn't exactly be the right thing to call it, right? It's called Magnavale: Eternal Soul, will you play this?

Tracy finds Monica original will #GH #GENERALHOSPITAL

Why do high achievers with advanced degrees also report higher rates of divorce? Relationship Advice / Emotional Intelligence / Love And Connection / Personal Growth / Heart Over Mind

Nasty bitches! (These bosses kinda got hands though…)

I congresswoman Stansbury let us know what Republicans agenda for Project 2025! A message we got to learn from her!

Faites rayonner vos réalisations et vos collaborations en proposant votre candidature pour le Prix Collaboration scientifique, établi par l'association entre le FRQ et l’Institut d'administration publique du Québec. 📆 Date limite : 10 avril 2026 ➡️ Les détails : https://tinyurl.com/5xb93aen

‘Rich Dicks’ was as close as he got

I’m in this fight for the people of Arizona. I’ll keep standing up to the Saudi’s, standing against these illegal tariffs and price increases, and standing up to the giant corporate landlords colluding to raise our rents. Because you deserve an Attorney General on your side.

Michigan Slip and Fall Lawyers wish you and your family a safe and happy New Year!

Today we stood on Main Street in New Market, VA to protest Fascism and Advocate for Deocracy. #resist #goodtrouble #resisttyranny

Deep Sea Minerals ($SEAS | #DSEAF | #X450) is advancing a strategic deep-sea opportunity to secure critical nickel supply, vital for EVs and U.S. defense, amid rising import reliance. Tune-in for more: youtu.be/c-rD9PcAsGw?...

Dear Kazuchika Okada, never change! That exaggerated shock! 😂😂 #aew #AEWDynamite

Early voting starts today in Maine! You can vote in person at your municipal office, or you can request an absentee ballot online and vote by mail. I’m running as a Democrat, but unenrolled voters *can vote* in this primary without registering with a specific party. #mepolitics

With her freight hooter whistle blasting, Reading T-1 4-8-4 2102 rounds the curve at West Penn, Pennsylvania. August 13th, 2023. Clip from my YouTube video “A T-Hog’s Journey”. #trains #video

Get more out of life, see a fucked-up movie.

🔴ENTREVISTA | Cristina Valido ( @cristinavalido.bsky.social ), diputada de Coalición Canaria en el Congreso 🗣️"No es verdad que se pueda gobernar sin Presupuestos Generales. No tiene ningún sentido alargar un gobierno que está tan limitado en sus responsabilidades." ▶️ rtve.es/rneaudio

🗣️ Özgür ÖZEL : Ben gücü makamdan, mevkiden, binadan, ünvandan değil demokrasiye olan, halka olan inancımdan alıyorum

ALL EYES ON DELANEY. ICE violence continues outside Delaney Hall as the captives continue their hunger strike inside.

🚨 What makes DUI prosecutors go from calm to furious? 🎥 Former prosecutor turned defense attorney W.F. Casey Ebsary reveals the Top 3 Mistakes that can wreck your DUI case. Watch now 👉 dui2go.com/top-three-th... #DUI #CriminalDefense #FloridaLaw #DUIAttorney #LegalTips

“When I asked them if they had actually consulted with anyone on the ground in the district, they said no.” The DCCC decided to support @villegas4congress.bsky.social’s corporate-backed opponent in CA-22’s primary. Randy explains why his people-powered campaign scares the Democratic establishment.

Closing with Sir Paul McCartney 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 I will never not love both these men 💙💙💙 #SirPaulMcCaertney #StephenColbert @colbertlateshow.bsky.social

Now those are leaders !! Real leaders. #WTFAmericaGetItTogether

Now on for our video vixen, flirting with the girls and the boys. I said oh yes I'm sure. That's why you got slapped with a fish while in your Louboutins #Laufey #Madwoman #HudsonWilliams

I cannot believe I just listened to these words and was like, “yeah. That tracks.”

🤦🏻‍♂️

El Ball de l’Àliga és un dels moments més solemnes, majestuosos i emotius de La Patum. Però viure’l des de dins de la mateixa, el converteix en una experiència encara més única i intensa. En Llorenç ens obre les portes d’aquesta vivència! #TvPatum

@jamie.pariomagazine.com.au watched 3 hours of #AEWDynamite without Peggy last week. Did he survive? Or do we need @opheliapayne.bsky.social to return ASAP?!

It was a pleasure to join Rory Lancman in meeting with Asian American leaders across Long Island. I’m grateful for their insights on the issues impacting their communities. These conversations help build a campaign that truly reflects our community, and that’s the leadership I’ll bring to Albany.

Xperia 1 VIII、ついに発表されましたなぁ📱✨ スペック眺めながら、ガチで買い替えるかめっちゃ悩む朝です☺️ （葛藤の詳細はツリーにて…） というわけで、 おはやうございます！ヒロトんです😀 世間は華金で明日からお休みの方が多いですなぁ〜。 明日は、おらっちは通常運転でお仕事です😂（長時間勤務に向けて気合入れねば…！） 🎥 今日のAI動画（Grok生成） リゼロのラム風の女の子☺️ ハンバーガーもぐもぐ…って 途中で出てくる謎の手は一体誰の！？🤣 👇ツリー（リプ欄）には 動画あります よかったら覗いてみてね👀✨ 今日も1日よろしくー！

Santas ashore! More than 20 Santas paddle boarded from Pleon Yacht Club to Riverside Beach and then State Street Landing Sunday morning.... The annual tradition raises money for the Marblehead Food Pantry. CURRENT & COURTESY PHOTOS AND VIDEOS / LEIGH BLANDER, CHARLES GESSNER

Cheetos unveils new pants 🧡 Featuring towel-like front pockets: The perfect runway for those cheesy, dust-covered fingertips. #Snacks #Fashion #Marketing

The Battle of Liberty Place erupted in New Orleans on September 14, 1874, when the whyt8 supr8macist White League fought police and militia loyal to Governor William Kellogg. #Reconstruction #BattleOfLibertyPlace #WhiteLeague #NewOrleansHistory #PostCivilWar

CHAT IS DYSLEXIC

Like this mom bear sometimes I just want to run and hide from it all---but I soon realize there is no hiding from the horrors perpetrated by ICE and one must call it out everyday in every possible way.

What’s one AI myth you hear all the time? We asked the experts at Ontario Tech’s AI Forum, and their answers might surprise you. 🤖👇

You must die tonight! The assassin takes a hostage, but his chilling reaction shocked her 👉more👉 youtu.be/nfDzKikIcEg #engdubcdrama #mysteryhistoricalcdrama #suspensecostumecdrama #direnjie #detectivedee #engdub

[Eng👇🏼] ¡Buenas noticias e imágenes! Una baula regresó a nuestra playa, anidó y pudimos verla volver al mar durante el amanecer. Good news and beautiful images! A leatherback turtle returned to our beach, nested, and we were able to watch her journey back to the ocean at sunrise.

Poslanci Jednotn. Ruska "Stát je národu něco dlužen? To národ je dlužen státu a ne stát lidu. Ale jestli bude národ státu něco dávat, tаk stát bude pevný" "Stát není národu absolutně nic dlužen, to my musíme pečovat o stát." "A co stát dluží národu? To národ musí myslet na stát." @Fbeyee TW

Nothing special to see, just some raccoons trying to catch a rainbow. Original post

Erst mal wickeln... 🦜 😆

If you're craving more cool, single-player shooter campaigns - Don't miss Luna Abyss! We talk about the new game on The MinnMax Show. youtu.be/M68OMxYU1XQ