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2026-05-30-2336

I got the easiest job.

Please share your thoughts on my Starter Pack. 😉

Everywhere seems about the same to me. 😉

Oh yeah, don’t have intolerably-low standards, below that of mentally-ill children. 😉

Learning from mistakes can be difficult for all kinds of reasons. Thankfully, people (that care about other people) are learning about what those are.

#CNBC’s Jim #Cramer Left Literally Speechless by Trump’s Totally Corrupt Personal Stock Trades www.mediaite.com/media/tv/cnb...

Les médias ne font plus que du divertissement ! Olivier Berruyer - Blast - 13/03/2026 #politique #media #berruyer #trump

🎵Running From I.C.E. part 1 – Feb 16 2026 - Portland ICE Facility Song by Tom Smith #filk Music: "Running On Ice" by Billy Joel tomsmith.bandcamp.com

JAI SREE RAM JAI SREE RAM🌟 Celebrate Ram Navami with KAILASA and THE SUPREME PONTIFF OF HINDUISM (SPH). 23 Mar – 2 Apr 2026 kailasa.ai/rama

Terminator 2 Skynet Scene (LTX 2.3 Bad Acting Cut) #terminator2 #sarahconnor #arnie #skynet #aivideo

Counting down to the end of the launch discount on my slow cinema club The Film Thread. Half price till the end of today. Come chat about nuclear testing sending the world spinning off its axis! (thankfully only in Val Guest's movie not for real😁) vickilesley.substack.com/subscribe #filmsky #nukesky

They can’t make me hate you Halo

#CRISPR and cocoa trees. Who gave the Mars corporation the right to edit the genetics of every cocoa tree on Earth?

Early Rust compiler errors tried helping but often confused everyone. #rust #debugging #compiler

I SHOULD BE DEAD! #supermetriod #metriod #snes #retrogaming #twitch #fyp #shorts #shortsreels

The 98th annual Academy Awards are March 15th on ABC. Associate Producer Nabil Khan discussed this year's Oscar race on this week's 95.5 FM Hot Seat: Media Monday, now streaming! 👍😎 🖥 YouTube: youtu.be/LF48yijc2t4 🎧 Spotify: shorturl.at/t8ZTE 💻 Website: UticaPhoenix.net/HSMM2-23-26

Americans, come look at this. Londoners, explain. 😭

Markuszower herhaalde vandaag wat hij eergisteren in de kamer zei: Mensen (kamerleden) die meeliepen met de Rode Lijn demonstratie, die (volgens hem) door Hamas is geïnfiltreerd, dan zeg ik hetzelfde: dan moet de overheid ook daar met desnoods maximaal geweld optreden.

🚨 Cúilín Media - Podcast Clip! 🚨 The lads discuss Roscommon’s incredible treble in Connacht 👑 How far can the Rossies go this year? Cúilín Media Championship Coverage 2026 is partnered by ATAK Sports 🤝 Full Pod available on YouTube & Spotify 🎧

Current global circumstances have brought about clear changes between Hong Kong and mainland China. In the past, Hong Kong people and mainlanders went from closeness to opposition; now many mainlanders are beginning to calm down,

Happy New Year from #AltumStrategyGroup! ✨ #HappyNewYear #BusinessGrowth #Leadership #Strategy #Success #Peace #NewBeginnings #AltumWave #finance #techonology #operations #hr #digital #governance #risk #innovation #ResponsibleTransformation

Kaitlan Collins? Dana Bash? Jake Tapper? Which anchor would win a CNN edition of Survivor? @karaswisher.bsky.social and @profgalloway.com have some thoughts….

ILA workers and their families know the real impact of Trump’s tariffs. It means less hiring and rising cost of living. Their is no daylight between me, ILA 1422, and all Union workers that live, operate, or have family in House District 116. I will fight for you, your family, and your community.

You can now listen to Dr Ruth Thompson's talk from our Doctors in Deprivation Training Day on Spotify, as part of our Hope in the Deep End Podcast open.spotify.com/episode/3Oe1... Get your ticket for our next Doctors in Deprivation Training Day in June: sharedhealthfoundation.org.uk/events/docto...

🎙️ In a new episode of the EdUp Canada Podcast, host Michael Sangster sits down with Cheryl Harrison, COO and VP of MC College, to discuss skilled trades, beauty education, and the impact of career colleges in Canada. 🔊Listen here: buff.ly/UvDSrhl #CareerColleges #NACC

“They don’t need to win referendum to cause maximum chaos to undermine 🇨🇦 but we’re seeing no serious response from CSIS, RCMP, federal government to say ‘we want an investigation we’re gonna go after foreign interference’!” @charlieangus104.bsky.social on The OShow 🔗 youtu.be/GGxeyRaFcJk?si… 👀

Section 702 lets the government spy on Americans’ communications without a warrant. Now Congress is debating renewing it for several years. We must not let that happen without major reforms. Watch @trevortimm.bsky.social explain and learn how you can help: freedom.press/reform-section-702

✨Have you ever watched someone die? I have. ✨This is what it looks like when someone is not alone. #MikeyTheDeathDoula #DeathDoula #EndofLifeCare #DeathEducator #Hospice

SGA vs 4 Suns and the law of physics: Original post

Leftist Demons in my DMs: The Series.

'Time to Brush the kitty' #cats #cosmiccatvenus #catsofbluesky

Θρίλερ με τους 7 εγκλωβισμένους σε πλημμυρισμένη σπήλιά στο Λάος – Οι πέντε εντοπίστηκαν ζωντανοί Θρίλερ με τους 7 εγκλωβισμένους σε πλημμυρισμένη σπήλιά στο Λάος – Οι πέντε εντοπίστηκαν ζωντανοί

The debug vsc plugin is a godsend #indiedev #indiegame #gamedev #solodev #playdate

🇷🇺 Taganrog Air Base! 🇺🇦 Ukrainian drones destroy two Tu-142 aircraft, Iskander missile system at Taganrog Air Base #Taganrog #Tu-142 #Ukraine #Russia 🎥: Army 🇺🇦 www.ukrinform.net/rubric-ato/4...

Army Men Advance (Game Boy Advance, DC Studios, 2001)

Main band of showers clearing East with Sunny spells in the West already.

If you’re struggling with unhealthy habits and feeling stuck, remember—you are not alone. I’ve witnessed countless people take the first step, make progress, and transform their lives. Perfection isn’t the goal; progress is.

If I had to recommend just one book for Founders & Entrepreneurs…📚 #BookWorm #Bookstagram #Books #Founder #Entrepreneur #Strategy #Communications #Operations #SauderStrategy

Scoop Jackson set an example for me in public service. We both had the privilege of representing Washington’s 2nd District in Congress and he worked hard for the people and communities he represented. I am honored to be the recipient of the 2026 Henry M. Jackson Award.

This #EarthDay, remember that you have the power to help protect the people and places we love, whether it’s by taking action with us to hold polluting corporations and governments accountable or by planting native plants in your yard and garden to support local biodiversity in your neighborhood.

Didn’t think owls came out before dark, but I hear this one hootin’ all the day in afternoon the past few weeks in the backyard, and I finally caught a picture of them

Iran, Armageddon and us.

Budget negotiations

I’m on to you, NASA! You can’t hide the #queso from the #american people any longer!

The amazing elephant’s story Kamala Harris talked about.

There's nothing there. via @kylekulinski

Not bad #martinelli #arsenal #coyg

@ladyjulia1997.bsky.social Nee das hat eigentlich Grunzi nicht vor. Die Tusse kann mir gestohlen bleiben. 🐖freut sich auf die Windeln, es kleidet ihn ja besonders gut, vor allem der Nässeschutz aus Kunststoff -wird grausam- ... In meinem letzten Video: Grunzinchen als Sissy Drops für immer.

Following an I-Team report, Marion County Prosecutor Ryan Mears believes the use of jailhouse informants in Indiana should be reviewed

Bake a luxurious sourdough brioche loaf with our premium starter. This rich, buttery bread is perfect for breakfast or dessert. Click to get your Etsy starter and begin baking today! #foodie #breadmaking #homemade #authentic #baking #craftbread #easyrecipe #organic #sourdough #baker #sourdoughbread

I dunno this sounded funny in my head

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🚂💥Tonight, strike UAVs worked on the railway infrastructure in occupied Dzhankoy. There was a large-scale fire at the facility after strikes, the administrative building was completely destroyed, some other facilities were also well-hit + probably military echelon was hit.

Wednesday evening update with a cool unsettled outlook.

The high school football season may still be a few months off, but Baton Rouge area teams returned to the gridiron for the Robert Graves Metro 7 on 7 Summer League. Learn more: https://www.wbrz.com/news/7-on-7-summer-football-league-back-in-baton-rouge/