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Yesterday I somehow managed to achieve 35 years of sobriety. I have yet to address my pettiness problem tho #ProgressNotPerfection

I ❤️ this guy, nothing unites us more than you doin a schtik 😂

I will raise you a Tate McRae Best you fold 😂

Everyone: WE NEED FIGHTERS TO SAVE US FROM RIGHT WING TYRANTS! WHO WILL ANSWER THIS CALL?? Justin Pearson: I can and I will. I’m that guy, I will never stop.🔥 🙌🏻🙌🏼🙌🏽🙌🏾🙌🏿

Happy Pride Month!! 🏳️‍🌈 Also, to my fellow straight people, let’s try to not ruin it in the usual ways.. and not only via outright homophobia… God this is 🤣:

This reminds me of one of the greatest jokes that I never saw the punch line coming… They’ll hate the joke! (En español):

This is what happens when a 17 yr old female looks at late stage capitalism’s attempt to marginalize women & says.. “Yea no, fuck that. I’m gonna revive the punk genre & reframe the social discourse with savagely insightful social commentary. In clown makeup.” Unorthodox-yes ABSOLUTE GENIUS?YESS💯!!🔥

Trump is hemorrhaging support from his base, and the MAGA level explainer by way of analogy is breathtakingly clear

Of course Donald!!

Endurance builds lasting strength. Sharpen your mind. Ignite your flame. #fyp #anime #demonslayer #mindset #health

⭕Alors #qu'Israël bombarde à nouveau #Nuseirat, le « cessez-le-feu » de #Gaza continue de faire saigner les #Palestiniens chaque jour.

"The day-to-day coming in and doing the work is what you have to do to be successful. Not just as a ballplayer, in anything." 𝐍𝐨𝐞𝐥 𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱 gets real about what actually separates the ones who last from the ones who do not. He shares the story of a seven-foot teammate in Seattle who got

Gay on the brain.

Government and billionaires when they see nature….

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, Like a diamond in the #sky How I wonder what you are theorionblogown.blogspot.com/2024/10/twin... Pilot-Brain Interfaces #Spirituality, Advanced Aerial #Propulsion #Human Potential And Earth’s💙 #Magnetic Forces as Propulsion theorionblogown.blogspot.com/2024/10/a-dr...

🌟 Dive into the colorful world of Crayong as we spill the secrets of #Cleaning like pros! 🧽✨ Discover tips & tricks to transform your space from cluttered chaos to sparkling sanctuary. 🏠✨ Ready to revamp your routine & make cleaning fun? 💪 Let's break the mold & create a masterpiece of

🎗️ International Childhood Cancer Day 🎗️ Each year, around 300,000 children are diagnosed with cancer worldwide. Survival rates vary drastically depending on resources. Together, let’s continue supporting innovative and ethical research 💛 #WorldChildhoodCancerDay #MetLung #Research #Innovation

Titans 7th round pick, TE Jaren Kanak, talks about how he took his linebacker mentality to offense. #titans #titanup #nfldraft #nfl

Reza Pahlavi, the elected leader of the Iranian opposition movement, pledges his loyalty to the cause: #RezaPahlavi #Iran #Irannews #JavidShah #Iranpolitics

🎉🍫 #FreddoFridayWinners 🍫🎉 A huge congratulations to this week's #FreddoFriday champions, a year 9 science class from Blessed William Howard Catholic High School. 🥇 Your hard work Educake has paid off and we hope you enjoy your treats. 🥳 For more info, click the link in the comments. ⬇️

Update on Mobuoy strategy due on Muir’s desk this month with Derry meetings planned for May www.derryjournal.com/news/people/...

Є ризик відтоку мізків за кордон, але ми не можемо обмежити людей в праві вибору. Ми б хотіли, щоб вони були в Україні. Але те, що дитина поїхала навчатися за кордон, не означає, що вона там залишиться, — Сергій Бабак, Голова Комітету Верховної Ради України з питань освіти.

Forgot to share this during Twin Peaks day yesterday, and given how Alan Wake / Remedy brained I've become over the years...I have sinned. lol #TwinPeaks #AlanWake #RMD30

Iran: Ceasefire on all fronts, Lebanon part of negotiations For daily global news videos, please visit Ranked.News/videos

More tea from the Sumud flotilla crew, this time from Pieter Rambags, a Dutch activist who was detained by Israel. Pieter confirms they sexually abused the activists.

⚡️Open Call - Smart D8 announces Call for Pilots 2026! Want to #demonstrate your #population #health #innovation? #SmartD8 will select up to three pilots ready for a real-world environment - to scale. 👉 Apply here: www.smartd8.ie #SmartD8 #OpenCall #Pilots2026

Trump’s tariffs are now being refunded. Will we consumers see any of that money? #trump #tariffs

Your brain is always scanning for safety in relationships. So when someone brings calm, consistency, and stability, your body recognizes it. It might feel unfamiliar at first, especially if you’re used to intensity. But that doesn’t mean it’s boring. It means it’s sustainable. #relationshipadvice

You forgot to mention she's just one of the privileges Jewish domination of cinema and TV has, defining global influence to shape the world culturally. They control who is awarded, hence, they decide what ideas are "brilliant"!

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The STUC stands with the people of Venezuela.

👋 We popped by an HRP expert’s desk. Antonella Lavelanet shared what stood out in the newsletter. A new Comprehensive Abortion Care Learning Program with WHO. Plus, on 7 May, two tools to support evidence‑informed policy decisions. #SRHR

Congresswoman Becca Balint states it will take generations to comeback from where we are today in America.

desmond bane accidentally scoring a clutch bucket for the other team in a tight game is one of the funniest things i’ve seen

How the Poro Secret Society was central to the Amistad slave ship revolt. ✨💕🪞 #SierraLeone #Gullah #Mende | Source: Gullah House Media

How President Kennedy tried to get AIPAC to register as a foreign agent. #israel #zionism #history #palestine #gaza via www.instagram.com/p/DY210DDh2JC/

Withdrawing from the European Convention on Human Rights would mean leaving the Council of Europe, warns @alain-berset.coe.int. Something only Russia and Belarus have done. The UK has been a member since the Council of Europe was founded in London in 1949. #ECHR #Migration #COE

Thanks Briana #HappySaturday, everyone have a wonderful and safe weekend, keep up the great work!! 💙💙🫂💙

Superstar: Dolphins rookie CB Chris Johnson's tape from San Diego is wild. Johnson is one of the most interesting defenders in years. 🤯🤯🤯 Original post

A Russian Shahed drone struck a residential apartment building in the Romanian city of Galați, causing damage to a civilian high-rise.

Sur RMC BFM, Mac Lesggy affirme que le bio n’a AUCUN bénéfice pour la santé. C’est totalement trompeur. En plateau, pas de remise en contexte.

Le niveau de contradiction journalistique lors de l’interview de Guillaume Faury (CEO d’Airbus) hier sur France Inter était TRÈS faible : il affirme sans encombre que « quand on pointe du doigt l’aviation comme la responsable du carbone, ce n’est pas du tout adapté ».

Last time I checked, war isn’t a terrorist act. Also, pigs can fly!

James Talarico campaigning for local candidates 🙌 Vote Damarcus Offord for Dallas County Clerk!

ICE is ripping families apart. Children are being detained. Innocent people are being hurt. And incendiary rhetoric and racist scapegoating from the Trump administration are fueling this harm. My family lived through what happens when fear is normalized. That’s why I won’t stop fighting back.

Puzzle Fans, Dungeons Fans, Story Fans, Combat Fans we got you covered #Nintendo #tinybabycrowngames #indiegame #gamedev #xbox #nintendo #steam #rpg #toon #madewithunity #dungeoncrawler #gaming

🗣️ Ayuso acusa al Gobierno de golpear a la Justicia 💢 "Hay que tener un poquito de memoria", subraya @naipinedo.bsky.social en #MalasLenguas

"Everybody Remember where we parked." Will always love that Kirk line,always one that makes me chuckle and gotta love his Colorful Metaphor used when that Taxi Cab Driver tells him to watch where he's going "The Rest of you Break Up, You look like a Cadet Review." #StarTrekTOS #StarTrek #Treksky

Didn’t think I would use this audio again. #america #2026 #nokings

Fam, I've been hearing quite a bit about the new Clone Wars Ahsoka Tano skin that came out in Fortnite. It's been on my mind for a few days since I heard about her, so I'm going to see if can install and play the mobile version of Fortnite and earn her before the event ends. Wish me luck, Fam. 🧡

Is Justin Crawford a back-up plan if/when the #Phillies fail to upgrade in the outfield at the #TradeDeadline? Download and subscribe to the latest FULL episode of Hittin' Season here, powered by @WHYY.org! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/9... #Phillies, #HotStove

✏️ San Francisco banned Algebra in 8th grade for a decade. 🤯 Yes, seriously. Parents fought to bring it back. I helped put Prop G on the ballot — and we won with 81%. Now Algebra is back. And we’ll make sure it stays. #SanFrancisco #SFUSD #SFSchools #Algebra

𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐖𝐄 𝐄𝐔𝐑𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐀𝐍𝐒 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐊 🤣 "Sir, may I say, well done with the Americans. You were superb, absolutely superb. You put that little rat bag in his place." (Rod Stewart to King Charles) ➡️ twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com We have more about the little American ratbag.

Russian soldier speaking out about being sent on suicide assaults !! #Ukraine #Russia #Ukrainewar #NAFO

Nach dem Cyberangriff auf den US-amerikanischen Medizintechnik-Konzern Stryker mussten Mitarbeitende auf unsichere Messenger-Dienste zurückgreifen. Was Stryker geholfen hätte: eine sofort einsatzbereite und unabhängige sekundäre Kommunikationsplattform → mailbox.org/de/evac/

Happy Easter! Who knew a Peeps spinner from my Easter basket could spark such puppy joy? Featuring Jovie, but mostly her BFF Scout the cockapoo! Sound on for happy puppy barks!

RT @_aj: At @ParchaHQ we saw coding costs explode so we built our own IDE that does routing at the harness level e.g. Claude Code for planning, Codex for long running execution, Cursor for bugs. Plus custom routing, remote sessions, a browser inspector and voice interface. Now it's open-source! 👇