Auf Englisch und kürzer, in unter 1 Minute, macht George Carlin hier...

Wie könnten doch einfach die Daten hier nachtragen oder? 👇

Ähm, nein. Da der #Sonnenuntergang ja erst 30min nach dem Start stattfinden wird, zeigt das Zebra-Muster an, wenn Bereiche ausgebrannt sind, keine Bildinformationen mehr vorhanden. Diesmal mit Musik, weil ich eine passende gefunden habe, direkt frei aus Google Photos. 🔊 Viel Spaß wünsche ich. ❤️‍🔥🫂🖖

wird das Leben mit zunehmendem Alter immer unerträglicher, weil die Welt nicht aufgehört hat, sich in diese Richtung zu entwickeln. Mir ist Geld völlig egal. Das ganze System ist unfair und mitzuspielen ist einfach nur unlogisch. 40 Jahre hab ich gebraucht das zu kapieren. Nicht jeder hat... 2/3

Too many more morons with nuclear weapons on this planet. We're falling right into the stupid zone. Richard Gere is right. 💯

...die gleichen Startbedingungen. Jemanden als faul oder unwillig zu bezeichnen, weil man sich nicht an anderen bereichern will, ist das definitiv keine Schwäche, wie es dargestellt wird. Jeder der nach Profit strebt macht sich mitschuldig in meinen Augen. Nimmt andren mehr weg als er braucht. 3/3

Wie wahr und ein Selbstbewusstsein haben diese Leute. Unfassbar.

Wir leben auch in einer Welt der Verarschung. Arbeiten um reich zu werden, ist ein Mythos. #Kapitalfaschismus

Weil Lemmy einfach Recht hatte. 🖖

Wer an das System Kapitalismus glaubt, der kann nicht anders. Die Religion des Geldes.

Paige Bueckers from downtown, Dallas Wings on a 9-0 run #WNBA

President Macron — That 79 year old keeps running his mouth, and it always leads to actual conflict. We in France pay every day for a war we never wanted, but started by a fool. #cdnpoli

Frank Barat: The failure in Gaza is media-driven. Corporate news actively manufactures consent for Israel & censors Palestinian voices. Truth prevails despite shadow bans. 🎧 Watch: youtu.be/fzEy6Oe2haI #Gaza #MediaBias #FrankBarat #Censorship #Palestine

Trump says the ballroom roof is designed as a military drone port with 360-degree DC surveillance capability, capable of bouncing off drone impacts and protecting airspace over Washington.

I am inspired by the work of people like Ray Beck who have led the fight in supporting Coloradans in Western Colorado.  I have worked with communities in rural Colorado and I will continue that work and support all Coloradans.  #Philforgovernor #COpolitics

Forests are a beautiful thing and the best carbon sequestration device out there. Let's do all we can to protect them. We only have one planet. Defend it. #ActOnClimate #ClimateAction #climate #energy #stopdeforestation #nature #rewilding #cop16

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Juraj Slafkovsky tips the Lane Hutson shot and it's 4-1 Habs!

🌟 Benvenuti al futuro luminoso dei servizi pubblici con Reg4IA! 🚀💡 Esplora come l'Intelligenza Artificiale sta trasformando il nostro modo di vivere, rendendo i servizi più snelli, rapidi ed efficienti. Immaginate una burocrazia semplice come un orologio svizzero. Grazie alla rivoluzione

me after watching the @ny-yankees.bsky.social got swept by the @milwaukeebrewers.bsky.social via a walk off homer 😫

#AEW #DoubleOrNothing 2026 - #SamoaJoe says nope to #WillOspreay | #vhs

Island GYAL. 📍West Cork

Today, Arizona joined a coalition of states at the Supreme Court to defend birthright citizenship. Here’s what’s at stake.

Calling this Theremimic starting today. All sounds generated inside TD. #TouchDesigner #computervision #theremin #theremimic #leapmotion

Montebourg veut des quotas d'Importation avec la Chine ! Arnaud Montebourg - Assemblée Nationale - 22/05/2025 #pollitique #montebourg #france #numerique

Stress shifts your thinking and puts your defenses up––stopping you from being understanding and more likely to point blame. Learn more about staying present with Will Schneider & Jon Macaskill on Men Talking Mindfulness👇 🔗 youtu.be/NUSr34vveqc?...

Something lighter. Thank you, Ariathome and all the contributors. You all make my days.

Good 😊

Happy Caturday Daniel! 😘💙🤗🫶🐈 Thank you for including me! Have a nice day!

"We are in a battle for the right to think freely," said Jelani Cobb on the red carpet at the 2026 #PENGala. But, he told us, informed participation in democracy remains possible because "the undertaking of journalism remains vibrant."

Old man jacks up his chair 6’’ inches to appear taller (notice the backs of the chairs) while the dudes sitting in the low chairs still over tower him. 🤷‍♀️ Ramble, grubble, ramble … “I’m doing it for the world, dammit !”

With Auburn's offense possibly making a big jump this year, how do you see the matchup against the Ole Miss defense going down on Halloween night? Who has the edge?

Moment of Commander Muhammad Audah's killing days ago For daily global news videos, please visit Ranked.News/videos

❤️ Iran

Umpire cannot believe the manager won't stop arguing, a breakdown

🇮🇷🗞️📰📌An Iranian state television presenter shot the UAE flag live on air.

Tadej always has time for his fans 🤘🏼 Tadej Pogačar spotted a fan's camera while out training and couldn't resist giving it a show 😆 📹 @jaimeedelolmo (posted with permission)

Sugar & Health Risks #sugar #funny #joke #comedy #humor

Busy working, dont have time to sit on social media making reels.

The second I'm somewhere with beautiful architecture and I hear dramatic music? I'm running. #KamikazeSnowmen #BossFight #Arena #Paris #VideoGame

Belíssimo trabalho desse pessoal. Ótimo reconhecimento do Presidente Lula.

bone zone, future boss arena location in the making

50,688 #misfitformation #pambondi #trending #fyf #stockmarket

Love talking with all of you about the work of my office when I'm at events around the Commonwealth. #mapoli

Collectibles & Videogames Part 255 Stray (PlayStation 4, 2022) Well Played Toys stray Standing Cat (2026) #fyp #POV #Gaming #Collectibles #GamingRoom #Sony #PlayStation #Annapurna #Stray #WellPlayedToys #Samsung #Divoom #Paladone

Here's where I stand. For far too long, elected leaders have been eager to court data centers at the expense of their constituents. (Threaded below) #cleanenergy #rural #VA #datacenter #virginiapolitics

But Iran is killing protestors 🤦🏻‍♂️

A man, now dubbed the 'Moose Flipper', rescued a moose after it got stuck on a highway median in Newfoundland. Watch more video: https://ow.ly/UwQn50YVJB7

Sign up for hfxALERT, the municipality’s mass notification system for emergency alerts and important updates, including messages from municipal Emergency Management, police, Halifax Fire & Emergency and Halifax Water, as well as overnight winter parking ban notifications. halifax.ca/hfxalert

Taster clip - @michaelemann.bsky.social discusses the deleterious impact of AI, social media and mis- and dis- information. ⚛️🧪

QT your Dark Fairy 🖤 #gothicart #goth #darkart #surrealism #aiartist #WGT dedicated to @creamindai.bsky.social 🙏🏻🖤---and all other fans of dark vibes 🔥

I HAVE TO GO TO A SESSION BUT AFTER THAT I'M COMING HOME AND PLAYING "DEAD AS DISCO" NUMBER ONE MOST LOOKED FORWARD GAME OF 2026 PLEASE ENJOY STREAM www.twitch.tv/squidsena

Thousands of teachers are stuck on precarious contracts because the government has completely mismanaged its workforce plan, training extra teachers without being able to employ them. The latest figures showed less than a quarter of newly-qualified teachers were able to find a permanent contract.

Hail and well-met adventurers. Even though the fatefully dreadful Moon-Dh'ayy is upon us, I know you all to be of stronger stuff ~ ! And if not? Fret not, because it's a new week. That means a new #StreamSchedule! More time with this #neko! See you there! #Eldenwood #VTuber #ENVTuber

Divider A 10-year old has more guts than my Rep. Tom Kean Jr Let’s get Congress FIGHTERS like @varela4nj.bsky.social, #SueAltman, ex-ARMY Physician @hamawyfornj.bsky.social & ex-NAVY pilot @rebeccabennettforcongress.com 🎥 @statuscoupnews.bsky.social #ResistanceUnited #DV1 #ProudBlue #Voices4Victory

In #Microbiome Unleashing the potential of mRNA-seq to uncover the microbiome structure and their crosstalk with host cells: the vulvar ecosystem🦠 Read more👉 doi.org/q86g #OpenAccess #Health

Everything here is so impressive. Focusing on the subtle details. Simple, but coming behind Teaira McCowan to give her an outlet to start it. Snaking around McCowan, filthy tween cross to get by an agressive DeWanna Bonner. Continuing to snake, and finding McCowan's rim run.

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Booommm 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥 Fiiiiiiiirrreeee 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 🇺🇦USF Struck a Svetlyak-Class Patrol Ship, a Pantsir-S1 Air Defense System, an RSBN-4N Navigation System, Logistics Assets, and Other Enemy Targets.

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