Patrick MB

need a massage in the worst way 😩

I hate that I had to hang up my IKYFL game because most of the people I played with didn't have enough cultural knowledge to keep the game going.

from Halle's Catwoman into forever.

🤭😏

And therefore soulmates.

Why do people who don't speak to you on one platform try to add you on others?

🤢

A scammer after my heart.

Welcome To Derry's second season started production I see.

because Ellis won TDT and he didn't even display pole.

except thankfully so many people jumped ship since 2024 because I would've gotten fired today.

🗣🗣🗣

HERE'S A LIL' LESSUHN, LIL' KIM DON'T STRESSUMMMMM.

📢

Rockmond Dunbar is unfortunately a loser but...those Soul Food scenes...😬💦

84% of the skyline said--

🤮

nut all over people's Ah Muh Zawn packages?! 🤢

found Joan's burner.

😔

saying Litchruhlee with an offensive British accent relaxes me.

Their teams and labels won't stop telling them it does.

Father God 😮‍💨

There's definitely a difference between a good interviewer/moderator/podcaster etc. and getting lucky with a guest who just happens to Amtrak the conversation to more fun and vulnerable and introspective and unique places. Ask better questions and give the surface chats a break 😴

Kiss me now or never.

The last in-person morning of the work week is always the hardest to get up for 😴

I'm so glad you got that far because SLAMMING sent me back to Genovia with expedited shipping.

Like you have to respect it 😭

don't show up to our first date being a boring bitch. if I lean in close in that restaurant whispering to you that I need to find a suitable host body or my planet's race won't continue, I need you to be ready to help me, ZERO questions asked.

Let's binge some Fringe.

Smh

Oh.

😌😌

a Pride message from my drug dealer in Christ 💌

lol being casually beautiful and then casually leaving.

🫦

Hollywood execs:

Chile.

You mean to tell me when I get out of this scalding hot shower tonight after a long day at work that there won't be a lickable Black man wearing nothing under his apron waiting for me with dinner?

I just move through life assuming no one is properly showering and no one is washing their hands thoroughly and act accordingly. Probably haven't directly touched a restroom door handle since sixth grade.

pulled up to my apartment complex with the windows down blasting Holler x Spice Girls like the coolest geigh.

🤤

I saw new cookware and baking sets I imagined 😌

😌

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Thank you all so much for sharing the PLUMP Duncan Hines today 🙏🏿

those Reskeeting Regrets just had to go and ruin my fun 🥲

They just put a bunch of Mary-Kate & Ashley classics on Pluto so someone over there deserves donuts and their dick bounced on.

I feel like good things might be on the way. Maybe survival mode is trying to serve up divorce papers and I'm just scared of what'll happen once it leaves me alone.

instagram purge because idk why I'm following half of these guys and gals and themmies when they don't speak.

Nothing going on she hasn't already done in the other shows but it was still kinda cute to me! There's a friendship ensemble drought these days in TV so I'm into it.

It's getting weird 😕

hoping the tailgating waste of sperm that didn't feel the need to give me any space as I backed into this parking lot spot and almost hit his stupid car has a splendid Wednesday 🤎

It's really only Tuesday like this ugly in the face work week just hanging around tryna get chose. Leave, sis.

Mahree called you a kaffir???

Why else?