don't show up to our first date being a boring bitch. if I lean in close in that restaurant whispering to you that I need to find a suitable host body or my planet's race won't continue, I need you to be ready to help me, ZERO questions asked.

Tbh.

What a show off like gurl you have a headstone.

I just move through life assuming no one is properly showering and no one is washing their hands thoroughly and act accordingly. Probably haven't directly touched a restroom door handle since sixth grade.

I wish 🥺

and I need to see you in my office.

just read that Isr*el was/is sexually torturing P*lestinian medics. we're talkin' genital electrocution with the very intentional endgame of destroying reproductive abilities or just regular degular intimacy. let me go back to bed and hopefully wake up on a different planet 🤗

hidden gems in Genovia 🤗

You better chill. Yewwww bedda Leigh Leaux.

Licence x Gladys

💥 It's getting worse, not better. We're ALL going to have to speak up. Join us - FLARE USA and 50501 DC - tomorrow (4/24) to lobby the senate for a war powers resolution.

Syria's new MiG-29 fighter jets began flying sorties to defend Syrian airspace. #AureFreePress #News #press #Syria #BreakingNews More News at @Free_Press

The Star Trek Deep Space Nine episode "Family Business" aired May 15, 1995. Full Post www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=... . #TodayInNerdHistory #May15 #StarTrek #FamilyBusiness #StarTrekDeepSpaceNine #Episode #TV #History #Aired #AirDate #News #OTD #FYP #Nerd .

In the dead of the night, Republicans tried to pass a shady FISA bill that lets the government continue to violate your rights without a warrant. Thankfully we defeated Speaker Johnson and the White House’s amateur attempt to jam it through without real debate. This overreach won't fly.

Would you remove your most productive employee? It sounds irrational until you realize output and impact are not always the same thing. The question is does performance strengthens the system. questionclass.com/why-would-yo... #questionclass #leadership #workplaceculture #management #productivity

We went to Ramses and the Pharaoh's Gold Exhibition at Battersea Power Station over the weekend and here's what we thought. If you're a fan of Ancient Egypt or history, it's definitely worth checking out.

🔎 L’effet tiroir : la face cachée de la science 📂 Ce phénomène désigne la tendance à ne publier que les résultats positifs ou spectaculaires Une science rigoureuse et collaborative ne peut se permettre d’ignorer une partie de la vérité. 🔬

Every single day! 😤

1994 VHS • Learn Gun Safety with Eddie Eagle 60 FPS : 243s

📊 EDGE replay: #17 Josh Anderson (MTL) scores at 12:51 of the 3rd Period. Assisted by #45 Alexandre Carrier, #24 Phillip Danault. Score: MTL 2 - CAR 2 #SoundTheSiren

Three things on May 1st: Don't go to work. Don't go to school. Don't spend a dollar. Find your local event at maydaystrong.org  #MayDay2026 #GeneralStrike

www.theverge.com/2019/11/26/2... 🤭😦😲😋

New at Cinématographe Films: A labyrinthine, erotically charged neo-noir from Academy Award nominated writer/director Mike Figgis, LIEBESTRAUM is presented in its uncensored director’s cut, in a new 2K restoration from its original negatives for a world Blu-ray debut 🫀 Pre-order link in comments 🫀

@dansynth54.bsky.social No truer words spoken: “Freedom is not a spectator sport” Dad was on the Wisconsin during the Korean War

Rapist Primate Trump "blinked" for a long time during Pete Kegsbreath Memorial Day speech

#fyp #foryou #foryourpage #bluesky #skylight #america #fdt #fuckice #women #girls

Over the past 50 years, enhanced geothermal systems have evolved dramatically – paving the way for scalable, reliable #geothermal energy. Learn how the oil and gas sector is key to driving the advancement of next-generation geothermal forward at our upcoming webinar: www.catf.us/events/power...

Meet Iain Taylor, Programme Leader for BA Commercial Music at UWS. Music is all about connection, culture and creativity. Ready to find your place? Start here: www.uws.ac.uk/study/undergraduate/undergraduate-course-search/commercial-music #UWS #CommercialMusic

Jai Cady reads a powerful original poem and shares how she turned survival into purpose. See her at Women’s Month Open Mic, Sunday, March 1st at 7PM, at Morrow Warming Center. If you’re struggling, call or text 988. 🖥 YouTube: youtu.be/LF48yijc2t4%... 🎧 Spotify: shorturl.at/t8ZTE%E2%81%A0

A bit late of a #screenshotsaturday post, but we're hard at work revising the combat. We think the results are quite enjoyable. Have a look at some early work! #gamedev #indiedev #madewithunity #arenafighter #magicalgirls

#lasparks @ #lvaces 💦

A jury found Meta’s platform design intentionally harmful to young users. That finding, combined with failures like weak age verification, significantly increases legal and regulatory risk for social platforms. zurl.co/H433F #SocialMedia #TechPolicy #GoodRevenue

Overtime is both Game 1s of Conf Finals. Adam Silver is loving this!

From a Cold War Spy to Joseph’s Dream: Adopting the Christ Child in a Kairos Moment. To see the complete post go to: https://youtu.be/plZS1NM19Fc?si=uPkeX0LPLB50Ztlx

As U.S. District Chief Judge John J. McConnell Jr. heard arguments in federal court yesterday, Rev Ryan Stoess prayed for SNAP benefits to continue. Today, Judge McConnell’s order says they must under US law. open.substack.com/pub/ourmoral...

What we really want to know is when they will break out the euphemisms for airborne transmission & ≥FFP2 respirators. Will Sir Richard Wharton's F&CO 4 stage strategy will be implemented?🙄🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️ #PrecautionaryPrincipleFFS #PreventionBetterThanCure #Wear≥FFP2RespiratorsNotMasks #StopWithTheEuphemismsFFS

I only discriminate against misogynists, especially the ones with weak ankles. It’s hot as fuck outside.

THANK YOU, Senator Maria Cantwell for skewering RFK Jr.: MEDICARE (TRADITIONAL OR ADVANTAGE OR ANY HEALTH CARE FOR THAT MATTER) should NOT be decided by Artificial Intelligence.

Fly away, my pretties! I’m so content with the level of business coming my way these days! I appreciate those of you who value handmade stuff. 💞 🥰 Music by @olympiatroutpatrol.

Haha we aren’t really trying to take over the kid lit world, but we are trying to share more fabulous stories by indie authors with readers who otherwise would have never heard about them! Check out our current author! www.kidsaskauthorsanswer.com/when-the-moo...

Scott Bessent says Americans have paid nearly $200 more for gas since the war with Iran started. He also says it "isn't much" money. $200 isn't much for billionaires like Bessent and Trump, but for the average retiree whose Social Security check is $1400/month, it's a crisis.

Moroccan climber Nawal Sfendla has become the first Moroccan to summit both Everest and Lhotse back to back, the world's first and fourth highest mountain peaks. She has now summited six of the world's seven highest peaks.

Lifting their second #UCL trophy in a row 🏆🔥

Before winning first place in two events at the California Interscholastic League's Track & Field Championships, AB Hernandez read social media posts from adults protesting her participation. @cerisecastle.bsky.social caught up with one outside the stadium.

Today, New America relaunches our brand and website, strengthening how we advance independent research and bold solutions for a new America. 📍 newamerica.org

Working on a help screen. #screenshotsaturday #godot #gamedev #indiegame #solodev

ḥabībī was shocked! 🤗 #Re5 #residentevil5 #gaming #residentevil #funnyvideo

The parry mechanic a long time to get used to, but damn does it feel good when you get good at it ⚔️🔥 👾: Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 (2025) 🎮: PC / Steam Deck (Not pictured: the dozens of times I attempted this and didn't make it past a single round 💀)

I couldn’t die if I wanted to. I shall haunt these woods for all of time!

Short video on Camila Arrieta's performance for Paraguay v Colombia the other night. The 23-year-old played left wing-back in a 5-3-2. Good anticipation, a number of interceptions + some skill on the ball too. Plays club footy in Brazil for 3b da Amazonia (joined from Cruzeiro in February).

Papaya Plaza is a cozy Animal Crossing-like city builder with SNES graphics~ Become the mayor of a run-down tourist town and turn it into a vibrant vacation spot and home for your villagers! Add fun points of interest, improve your town rank, and work towards a 5-star town status!

They never feature the throngs of people when they advertise these places.

In my element with and for the people of #virginia #campaignspeech #grassrootspolitics #forthepeople

🏠️ ¿Sabías que hay vivienda protegida en España sujeta a plazos temporales, que después pasa al mercado libre? ➡️ Madrid bajó los plazos de protección a 15 años en 2009. ➡️ Andalucía los redujo de 30 a entre 7 y 15 en 2020. ➡️ Extremadura los rebajó de 30 a 20. ➕️ 🔗 civio.es/lo-publico/2...

They successfully returned to Delaney Hall.

Croquis, cartas, livros e até móveis que fazem parte do acervo pessoal do arquiteto Oscar Niemeyer, que estão no escritório onde ele trabalhou por 61 anos, no Rio de Janeiro, virão para Brasília. ➡️ Acesse o site do Correio para ler mais notícias 📽️: Samantha Sallum/CB/D.A.Press #cbshorts #cbreels

Nobody Has Seen Outbreak & It Shows — Leave the Monkey Alone - Visit https://oldhippiemedia.com/ for the rest of my content and much more.

“That kid is talented. He’s gonna do well.” In a recent interview with TV Insider, the cast and showrunner of Criminal Minds: Evolution shared their thoughts on working with Connor Storrie and his role in the latest season. 🔗 www.tvinsider.com/1268105/crim...

Can Spencer Pratt become LA mayor?