thought I was washed after not writing smut for 4 years but everyone i've shared it with loves it

i like this gif its stupidly high quality

pokemon x and y plot

I present "Omni Man really wants to be a Pet and Mark is homophobic for some reason"

Does this

Did this to a guy 5 times and he died

32 year old Sakura Kasugano getting sent back to the 1st year of highschool because Ingrid was bored

i spent 2 hours making this gif because my friend group really wanted a new gif to spam

when im watching the amazon prime dub of Fist Of The North Star (2026) and Kenshiro says "stop throwing away that money, some billionare needs that for another yacht"

France quietly moved 129 tons of gold from New York to Europe. A bold move signaling preparation for the end of the petrodollar era. #Petrodollar #GoldReserves #EconomicShift #FinancialNews #Geopolitics #France #GlobalEconomy #CentralBanks

Focus on the fun! 🤪 Performances that stick out in the best way are the ones in which you can tell the actor is having FUN and giving their all in the compelling, nuanced characters AND SCENES they created. (1/9) 🧵

A movie about sacrificing men for OUR GREATEST ALLY in obedience to Trump. (See my Love and War book for a discussion of what I call “sacrificial masculinity.”)

Bubbas >>>>>>

National targets are only as strong as the evidence behind them. 📊 From a farmer noticing fewer bees to a scientist mapping soil health, every observation is a piece of the puzzle. Diverse voices create goals that actually work. 🤝 See the journey! ⬇️

The official InterLink Foundation Whitepaper is now live — unveiling a 5-year vision for the future of the InterLink ecosystem. 🌍 #InterLink #ITLG #ITL

The knicks looking at Cleveland defense.

Both game 1s going to OT

Er ist wieder da. Und es gibt Protest gegen die Neuaufstellung des Lueger-Denkmals #wien

A sumptuous cover drive from Jason Roy! 💥 Surrey 18/0 after 3 overs. WATCH LIVE 🔗 www.kiaoval.com/match-centre... 🩵 | #VitalityBlast

📚✨ Brandeis University Tucson Alumni Books & Authors Event 2026: “Writers and Their Words…Come Hear Them for Yourself” It’s an honor to be part of this alumni program 
📖 Jeanine Cummins, Speak to Me of Home
📖 Miriam Gershow, Closer
📖 Larry Waldman, Silver Sex
📖 Lisa Niver, Brave-ish

I’m out in Oshkosh this morning knocking doors for @ChrisTaylorWI.bsky.social and amazing local candidates! Rain, snow, or sun when the stakes of our democracy are on the line we show up. Make sure you make a plan to vote this Tuesday, April 7th. #Wisconsin #WisconsinDemocrats

"It's a mind melting fusion groove for the hips and the head" www.theslowmusicmovement.org/post/monolit... Find M.A.C. in the Slow Grooves Playlist: www.submithub.com/link/slow-gr... #psychedelic #disco #music #independent #alternative #artist

1000 கோடி சம்பாதிக்க தகுதியே தேவையில்லை! இதைக் கேளுங்கள்! இந்த 8 அங்கங்களோடு கூடிய "கல்பதரு அஷ்டாங்க யோகத்தை" தினந்தோறும் செய்யுங்கள். இதற்கு ஜாதி, மதம் கிடையாது. வாழ்க்கையில் தூங்கத் தெரிந்த எவர் வேண்டுமானாலும் இதைச் செய்ய முடியும்.

When she wasn’t on vacation or at Bieberchella this offseason, Las Vegas Aces guard and defending WNBA champion Jewell Loyd was playing pickleball… Listen to the full episode: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/g... Watch the full interview on the iHeart Women’s Sports YouTube later today.

This fucking guy pisses me off. He tosses out the basic principles of economics. He doesn't that shit to cover for Dear Leader...

Even I think Netflix acquiring Warner is a bad idea.

Only Putin and the CCP dare to play with the wisdom of people worldwide, fooling everyone. Xi and Putin's logic is: "If I don't destroy you, the US and Europe, you will destroy me." But this "I" refers only to their own families, having nothing to do with ordinary citizens.

Terminator 2 : Judgement Day But with farts.... #Terminator

Baby baby! Cause YEWWWWW! Got me running around in circles Ovahh Yewwwwwhooooohooooo

Free yourself, forget everything... #synthart #brainwash

Share some of the best eyes in movies🎥👀

2.0 챌린지 #BTS #V #TAEHYUNG

Just look at @olithoswald.bsky.social 's little guy clappi at an alarming rate!!! I think they are excited to be in clappi (7TV) form Get on the waitlist for your clappi today before i clap you (affectionate) ;)

You can't open a package of anything when you have a dog 🤣

This is Mars. 140 million miles away. Original post

I can’t wait to play James Bond first light not long to go yay

Smart majestic creature

😅🤣 I’m tired

#birds - a short snip of a flicker - they rarely come to the bath for a drink - so this is a delight - look at the patterns and colors! (the water is low - so he's turning his head to the side to get a drink)

LA Food Deals — Apr 18, 2026 🍟 McDonald's — Free 6pc McNuggets w/ $2 min purchase (50% off) 🍔 Jack in the Box — Free Jumbo Jack w/ large drink purchase (33% off) 🍟 McDonald's — Free medium fries w/ $2 min purchase (33% off) More deals at lahomewin.com

Das Manthey Line Up für die DTM Saison 2026 steht! #revcoremotorsport #dtm #porsche #manthey

hey (with the intention of giving you a long tight hug because you deserve it)

Flávio Bolsonaro, 19.mai.2026: “Fui até Vorcaro para dar um ponto final na relação” Valdemar da Costa Neto, 25.mai.2026: “Flávio foi visitar Vorcaro depois [da prisão] para ver se conseguia o restante do dinheiro”

“If you don’t give me another dinner, I will eat the sofa!” #catsofbluesky #seniorcats #cattantrums

Office Hours livestream happening now⬇️🔗

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ mother. ⠀⠀

I-80 EB @ Bangerter Hwy / 4000 W / SR-154 / MP 115.35, SLC 🕒 12:44 AM - 1:42 AM MT 🌡️ 56°F | Clear 📍: 40.763890,-111.987330

I think I drank the wrong drink… 😳😳😳 whoopsies!! FemboyUwU🎀: @aylamoonie.bsky.social #vtuber #femboy #lgbt #queer

Good am and wishing you Bluesky buddies a safe and fun Monday \ Pride month.☕💐☕ Cheers! Asking for and sending good driving vibes as I am headed up north today to WI.✨🚗✨

Here's the moment of launching FP-1 drones | 2. Note how low the drone flies over the terrain after being launched with a jet accelerator.

At Park Planet the princess is always near. in every corner, every shadow, every dream.

😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬

Les Gardiens de la Révolution iraniens ont annoncé lundi avoir ciblé une base utilisée par l'armée américaine pour des frappes contre son territoire. Les précisions de Siavosh Ghazi, notre correspondant à Téhéran ⤵️

❗️🇺🇦Ukrainian servicemen from the 3rd Army Corps continue to destroy 🇷🇺Russian targets in the Lyman direction, including Grad MLRS systems.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

First sighting of the Enemy Alien Ships have shown themselves before the Alien Mothership the Astronaut is currently on. The Officers on the Bridge have triggered the Alarm System throughout the Alien Mothership. #AIart #SciFi #AIartcommunity #AstronautAdventures

Do you prefer to be on the edge of your seat while flying a million km an hour in tight corridors? Then you'll love the CAT MKIII. A rogue racer that relies on pure skill (and plasma shields) to finish first. #TravellingSpacer #Amiga #AtariST #Gamedev #IndieDev #Godot #16-bit

We will end up Us vs Them. It won’t be Red vs Blue. Progressives will take the lead. Revolution, well, I’ve been warning this summer will be explosive. MAGA will hit the streets cuz they will wake up to the betrayal n they will be Pissed! End of June, pay attention n be safe.

Es ist wieder Maidwoch ❤️ Ich wünsche euch einen guten Morgen. Heute wird meine Livestream Interview Serie, der VTuber Coffee Talk, ein Jahr alt & um das zu feiern, darf ich um 18 Uhr nochmal den lieben @lightexe.bsky.social bei mir begrüßen. ▶️Was ist eigentlich euer Betriebssystem?◀️