alright - we've had 2.5 days to recover, so... we just blitzed & survived 2,000 miles over a planned 4 days (that became 5 days) & escaped the florida panhandle for the first time in 17 years a few #ACLobservations (use that hashtag to mute this thread; this won't be a travelog - we promise 🤚)

Oh for fucks sake. Cue up James Earl Jones.

if this is startling to the New York Times, I'm gonna need to set up a three card monte/shell game stand outside their front door

seeing the news that Thiel is bolting for the door to Argentina and suddenly I have this strange urge to watch Yellow Submarine again

okay... this one is absolutely deserving of applause 🥇👏👏

then again, i can't help but love the horribly, HORRIBLY dubbed version of the 2nd Gamera film "Attack Of The Monsters" - possibly the very worst dubbing I have ever witnessed (itnever fails to reduce me to tears) so my opinion may be seriously faulty but, still...

a masterful subtweet, sir 👏👏👏

Wait... this sounds more like Claude Rains, invisible man

i bow to your skills

okay, this post is quite deserving 👏👏👏

Rep Jim McGovern (D-MA) when GOP pulled an Iran War authorization vote off the schedule

The Knicks are on a 12-0 run 💨 New York leads by 7 in Game 1!

Rabbits would be very cute if they were not so destructive! Our goal is to keep the rabbits out of the plants. Thank you for supporting small businesses; we appreciate you! BTW, today is a good day to release all of the Epstein files. #Garden #FarmLife #Rabbits

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Syrien ist nicht sicher. Und wenn das für uns gilt, sollte es auch für Syrer*innen gelten. Link zum ganzen Artikel in der Frankfurter Rundschau: www.fr.de/politik/nach... #Syrien #Wiederaufbau #Abschiebungen #GoAndSeeVisits

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I thought fedi would appreciate this. #90s

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The US Constitution is 7,500 words. You could read it in under an hour. He apparently couldn't be bothered. Or more likely can't read. New piece. Trump vs the Constitution. 🔗 open.substack.com/pub/austinsi... #Constitution #Trump #Emoluments #WarPowers

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Oregon’s Universal Health Plan Governance Board is working now to deliver a transition plan for how Oregon can transition to universal health care. Learn more at oregon.gov/uhpgb Their plan is due to the OR legislature September 15th.

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Flooding in Samandag. One person died and three were injured (Hatay, Turkey, May 21, 2026).

Curtis on target in front of the Kop 🤳 #TeamPixel

San Antonio Spurs

ti milena HABLA MESMO #BBB26

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Lives rent free in my head..

A 16-year-old young man named Şükrü Dağlı with Down syndrome has been working as a barber apprentice.🤗🩵

NO SLEEP FOR CEOs HOUSING KIDNAPPERS. Hilton CEO Christopher Nassetta has refused to stop housing ICE, and has punished franchise hotels and employees for doing the right thing. Until Hilton stops collaborating with fascism, we will be at his doorstep to haunt his dreams.

Now I am sitting here seeing Sauron and I'm like...is it really named after...

Jefferies says impeachment is not a top priority for Democrats. A different speaker must be chosen for when the Democrats take control of the House and Senate. Jefferies is part of the problem.

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🚨THIS is why you MUST clear the snow and ice off your car. EXCLUSIVE Falling ice from truck shatters couple’s windshield. They're thankful to be alive. @y reports. www.fox5dc.com/news/flying-...

#Eurovision

Right now, LeBron has 3,513 more playoff points than KD. That's the biggest gap between the top two active playoff scorers in NBA history. #NBABarRaces

"Inshallah we're gonna hold that Champions League." 😂🏆 @NYCMayor Zohran Mamdani is every Arsenal fan rn 🙏

VANA shows you what she keeps in scents and toy bowl in her tour vehicle! #vana #digitaltourbus #businvaders #tourlife #metalcore

Millions of kids are going to lose health care so that billionaires like Trump’s Secretary of Education will get a tax cut. So I asked her to explain how that is ok.

Portland deserves leaders who know how to work together to get stuff done, and that's exactly what my experience, education, and work has always been about!

Reconozco que durante mucho tiempo minusvaloré a esta chica. Verdades como puños que le han salido caras. A mí me revuelve las tripas ver a personajes como Cifuentes o Aguirre pontificando desde ciertos programas de tv. De hecho los no veo a propósito. ¡Bravo, Alba! ¡Con mis impuestos tampoco!👇💪

Delta, el sistema operativo ucraniano para conducir la guerra, es alabado por el secretario del ejército de EEUU, reconociendo que tiene funciones que EEUU no soporta. Piropazo! :blobcatbeer: "El secretario del Ejército de los EE. UU., Dan Driscoll, elogió el […] [Original post on mastodon.la]

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"Most FOI officers are there to help you". @georgegreenwood.bsky.social is Investigations Reporter at the Times, and you can hear all of his 10 #FOI tips in 10 minutes, as shared at FOI Fest: www.mysociety.org/podcast/foi-...

Nobody expects the Spanish inspiration

Beets As A Marinara Hack #podcast #short #foodjourney - There is a full podcast episode #6 to accompany this post. #knauthentic Available on Substack,YouTube, YT Music, Apple Podcasts, and Spotify. - #beets #nightshades #foodshorts #meal #foodie #shorts #culture #food #nutrition #lifestyle #health

Tampons in Men’s Bathrooms? Students Say Enough Is Enough Correspondent Sidney Jones discusses backlash at the University of Virginia after students discovered tampon dispensers in men’s restrooms across campus, with many calling the policy “weird,” “absurd,” and a waste of university resources.

Filmed months ago, but Santa was already saying he loves Perth more everyday. Now our happy couple have matching bios. So proud of Santa for allowing himself to love Perth loudly & publicly. I'm sure it hasn't been easy. But I hope they keep loving each other more each day #PerthSanta #เพิร์ธแซนต้า

you can just make things if you want King of the Hill horror sounds... yup

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"Will the new model still allow providers to claim outcome payments for employment that the job seeker found independently?" "We would see job outcome payments continuing to be a feature" fraud, rorting, and exploitation of the poor WILL and MUST continue!

Kevin Knight defeats Speedball Mike Bailey in a FANTASTIC match. This match was really great stuff, the highlight of the episode so far. Afterwards, Kevin Knight said he’s in the family to become Jet 2 Belts—and he wants MJF. #AEWDynamite

This is a dance off! If you see this, post a dance or you’re eliminated.

This beat I made during my stream today was SO GOOD, I had to show you guys! brat green

Oh, Mio 😂 they don't call him the Buzzsaw for nothing. That kick made a hell of a loud snap.

I see y'all starting early this Monday morning

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