The Tortured Buffalo Sports Fans Department

On the air conditioner #WhereToLookForTheDog

Banging out a martini #MakesMeShakeMyFist

BREAKING!: A live look at John Bolton:

If anyone needs a good tip for a kids movie, I'm checking out this one tonight for my little ones!

LSD #ScramblesMyBrain and makes me see the dinosaur man, but in a good way.

Whoa! The snow on this mountain #ScramblesMyBrain! This stuff is so pure!

Don't Push #CelebrityExitMusic

For the Trump administration: Water Music #CelebrityExitMusic

I would go out tonight, but #WhenTheresNothingToWear, some man will inevitably say, "It's gruesome that someone so handsome should care."

Donald Trump bragged that he came up with the word "Dumocrats" because it includes the word "dumb" which ends with a "b" and not many people know it ends with a "b" and think it's spelled "dum" but he learned it's actually spelled "dumb" but he spelled "Dumocrats" without the "b"

Can we really trust their hygiene? #WhyWeFearTheDentist

"So, my dentist put me on nitrous oxide Then, he says, 'You're gonna feel a little prick in your mouth.' Yeah, I'm not that fucked up yet! Cause I either wanna love it, or not remember it, like I'm gonna blow him on a whim. So, I'm blowing him..." #WhyWeFearTheDentist

I heard a song #WhileOnTheRoad to Nowhere.

#WhenTheresNoFudge, at least there's still ziti, right? Wait, what?

I'm called the enemy, I'll never be a friend Of those with closed minds, don't know I'm rapid The way that I rap it is makin' 'em tap it, yeah Never servin' 'em well, cause I'm an un-Tom It's no secret at all 'cause #TheyTriedToSilenceMeBut I'm louder than a bomb!

#OOCcouldAlsoStandFor Ornery Old Codger

#OOCcouldAlsoStandFor Octopi Open Containers

Hold up... So, Jay-Z says some shit about Nicki Minaj and her sexual predator husband, then Nicki's psycho fans start demanding justice for Cathy White, who was going to meet with Liz Crokin, another psycho hack reporter who believes in Pizzagate and Qanon? Crazy motherfuckers

#BeneathABlueMoon, Lili von Shtupp got a wed wose!

It's time for waking the demon #BeneathABlueMoon

I like listening to some Black Moon #BeneathABlueMoon

Better to see a hotel room #BeneathABlueMoon than under a blacklight

#OnARoadtripILoveTo have a killer system to keep the prime tunes cranked.

Working for Dunkin, where you Do or Donut. There is no try. #GrogusAdventures

Sometimes, I just need to switch the pillow #WhenICantFallAsleep

I shake one out A martini should help me relax enough #WhenICantFallAsleep

In honor of #VanillaAss, here's Jim Carrey performing "Quite White, Baby" on "In Living Color" So much better than Robert Van Winkle

Staring at this, trying to figure out what... and why... and how... and so much more... #MyOnlyObsession

Kylie Minogue is still way up on the list #MyOnlyObsession

BREAKING: An exclusive look at RFK Jr's computer hard drive!

A hat, a brooch, a pterodactyl... #IMakeWhatOutOfPaper

He #HaveNothingToFear with his crew behind him.

We #HaveNothingToFear from some plastic, right?

It's official: we #HaveNothingToFear

You #HaveNothingToFear for the injured horse. He's in stable condition.

You #HaveNothingToFear if you're already a demon.

But she IS your daughter!!!!!! #5WordCringe

Bacterial infection of the perineum #5WordCringe

The Worst Toilet In Scotland #5WordCringe