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pulled out this gem from my videos folder of wife and i playing A Way Out last year

LIKE GENUINELY FUCK OFF

Someone needs to get told off for this. Who the fuck designed this. Ive been at this for an HOUR

Disheartened by this turn of events, we were only able to get in one more interview with this kind fellow, Midden. "The future will be bright if we look to what we can change immediately. I think direct action is the best way to improve our livelihoods, both materially and spiritually. Fuck ICE."

We regret to inform you that Gooper passed away before he could finish speaking. Mina killed him. "Your toxic yuri is no match for my pure, unproblematic tastes in lesbian fiction!!!! Take this!!!!"

Gooper, another member of the book club had this to say about 'Young Ladies Don't Play Fighting Games':"It's portrayal of the fighting game community is extremely down to earth and based seemingly in real experience. I love how shit talking is used as a vehicle for romantic tension. The intimate mo"

Malady agreed with Brittle Beak's view on the yuri economy. As it turns out, they're in the same book club. Their current assigned reading is "Young Ladies Don't Play Fighting Games".

Madd House had some comments on real estate pricing becoming untenable for many residents: "I have free living space!!! I will not eat you if you climb into my mouth. I repeat: I will NOT EAT you if you climb INTO MY MOUTH!!!!!"

We asked this Brittle Beak how she felt about the plummeting bone economy: "The only economy I'M worried about is the yuri economy!!! If I can't read manga about girls kissing, then I have NOTHING!"

We saw this cute little Hoblin on our way to our next destination and it kept screaming at us... something about "puppygirls"....? I don't even know what that is. Very sweet creature, though.

Next, we inquired into two local Skullker's activity: "The boss says we need bones... and lot's of em!!!! Bernie over to my left here keeps eatin em, the bastard. He's helpful at keepin' me alive though."

Oh my, it was Mina herself!!! She almost scared us half to death. We asked her about the current state of the spark towers, and she had this to say:"I'm the mouse for the job. Squeaking plainly, I invented the towers, and I'm on my way to fix em. I'll be done with it faster than you can say cheese."

This local Corvidden added their two cents: "The farming industry is in shambles..... the fields are empty.... our crops are dying.... but atleast I don't have to deal with mice anymore now that I'm out of a job---WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?"

We tried asking this guy's name and he told us to fuck off.

Some local law enforcement was asked to leave a quote with us: "I have half a mind to start beating anything that moves with this stick. Have you SEEN those orphans?! They're terrifying...."

The Duke himself left a crass comment: "That damn Baron Lionel.... using my hard earned tax money taken from child laborers to build an orphanage!!! How rude!"

Local mole lady Mrs. Sodsby said: "I've never seen shit hit the can this fast. The factory job unions are in tatters. The organizers all got eaten by zombies!!!! I just mind my own business..."

For the release of Mina the Hollower, I interviewed a number of residents who currently live on Tenebrous Isle. I asked them about the economic freefall that the land's economy has found itself in. Baron Lionel had this to say: "We just opened an orphanage! Surely this is a sign of good things!"

Mina the Hollower's Switch 2 version apparently has a mouse mode... For some reasonn it's on for the entirety of the game and you cant turn it off, though....

I cant tell if I did this right or not this looks so jank

I LOVE SEKTORI I LOVE SEKTORI