Matt Chatham

Trump doing a dogshit deal to backpedal out of his Iran War blunder, thereby enraging Bibi & Israel, who then decide they’re done with him. And then they release whatever it is they have on him that’s had him collared all these years. 🤗

They know how to *say* “ceasefire.” They just don’t know how to *do* ceasefire. It’s a real life version of the Seinfeld reservation episode.

Enjoy this timely earworm…possibly the greatest earworm in music history “It’s Raining Tacos” *If you don’t bounce, tap your feet, bob your head, dance or sing along, see a doctor immediately

Nope. I broke down a chuck roll over the weekend and this is all the rando pieces frozen a lil’ to be put through my slicer. Great way to make use of all the non-steak or roast pieces.

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Dug into some 2-day dry-brined chuck eye steaks…the ribeye’s highly underrated next-door neighbor. It was that kind of night in ol’ Wrentham, summer can’t get here fast enough! 🙏 🥩 #BeefCake #LifeOfBrine

They clearly want an America where everyone is made to be afraid to say anything bad about dear leader (just like they are!), while night & day he shits with impunity all over whoever and whatever pops into his twisted old toddler brain.

Every time I make #GoldBark burnt ends I get to this stage—right before cubing & saucing—and I have to tap into some Herculean self-control to not just stop now and eat it all 😳

Time to spring-clean those grills & smokers from the long winter & get back on track! Feels like a #BeefCake butter burgers weekend!! 💨 🍔 a.co/d/0gayhpmc

You know me, just a meathead football guy…but to my simple soccer dad eyes, this Sunday sequence of moves & then crosser by my daughter to her teammate for the slick header goal was pretty fun to watch 🤷‍♂️

Trump’s biggest problem is no one loves him enough to tell him he’s a f’ing idiot. Seriously. Most never get close to this stage because someone cares about ‘em & says, “You sound so dumb, shut up.” But nope. This guy says it’s gonna be guaranteed peace—that he can’t guarantee🤦‍♂️ Cuz nobody loves him

Read the text, then play the video… Obviously, Trump is lying his ass off here—that’s all he knows how to do. But Susie Wiles unable to prevent herself from ripping off three involuntary tells while listening to Trump lie is a 10/10 👏

BlueSky doesn’t allow pics & video in the same post, so here’s that action 💥