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ET Heisenberg

ET Heisenberg

@utdheisenberg

Social media influenza. Satire. Nostalgia. Non-Sequitors. Consultant that hates advising. Traveller who hates packing. DISContent creator.

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Me when I'm in Italy...

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πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

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More shots on target in 3 seconds than Arsenal managed in 126 minutes against PSG πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Gabriel take notes - this is how a Centre Back puts it Top Bins.

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Gabriel watched John Terry's penalty and said, "Hold my beer!"

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Referee finally gives penalty against Arsenal - what a time to be alive.

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Arsenal fans have spent years auditing Bruno Fernandes' assists. Curious to see how they classify Trossard's accidental 'masterpiece' πŸ˜‚

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Me if Arsenal beat PSG in the UCL final 🧳

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Anthony Gordon having to take a second job in Catalonia.

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Crystal Palace when they needed something special....

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Happy Treble Day to those who celebrate! Some dressing room footage from the Nou Camp after the trophy lift. Seeing Sir Alex embrace Sir Bobby is a beautiful moment πŸ₯° #MUFC

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How can anybody hate on Bruno Fernandes?! The more I hear him speak the more I love him.

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Turns out that 96th minute equaliser from Big Ben Sesko ended up costing West Ham two massive points… and it’s proved decisive in the end. Glad I didn’t leave the ground early and got to witness an absolute screamer too 😎 Bye Bye London Stadium πŸ‘‹πŸΌ

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Turns out that 96th minute equaliser from Big Ben Sesko ended up costing West Ham two massive points… and it’s proved decisive in the end. Glad I didn’t leave the ground early and got to witness an absolute screamer too 😎 Bye Bye London Stadium πŸ‘‹πŸΌ

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Arne Slot is such a simp for Mo Salah. Literally disrespected him publicly for Jurgen Klopp - another boss he famously fell out with 🀣

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Hull City back in the Premier League is Barclays heritage. Just missing skinhead Rooney terrorising the Tigers like an absolute menace!

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Arsenal 2026 - 69 goals. Man United 2013 - 86 goals. I think not - but thanks for RVP though πŸ‘ŠπŸΌ

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Pep when he watched Carrick Ball...

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How Dan Burn will nullify Lamime Yamal at the World Cup.

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Marc Guehi βœ… Ezri KonsaπŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’« John Stones πŸ₯΄πŸ₯΄πŸ₯΄ Jarell Quansah 🫣🫣🫣 Dan Burn 🀑 🀑 🀑 Apart from Guehi, that's actually embarrassing... None of that lot can put their bodies on the line for England like Maguire. Also no Palmer, Foden and Gibbs-White?! Tuchel is a eejit.

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Buend it like Beckham

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Looking forward to Freiburg vs Aston Villa in the Europa League Final tonight 😁 βœ‚οΈ πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡· πŸ“’ #ISTANBUL!!!

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Middlesbrough fans right after Southampton were kicked out of the playoffs.

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Southampton video analysts at every Championship training ground this season πŸ₯ΈπŸ“Ή

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Did Howard Webb and PGMO ever front up, apologise and say that the referee got these handballs wrong?

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Jose Mourinho back to Real Madrid - Here We Go 🍿

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Don't remember Gary Neville being outraged by this.

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Remember it well...

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Bruno Fernandes will break the assist record like this...

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In case you're wondering what I'm drinking....

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Real Madrid's board of directors look like retired Cartel members.

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Why Odegaard voted for Bruno...

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You clearly only see what you want to see. Cheerio πŸ‘‹πŸΌ

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Arsenal at corners.

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