ET Heisenberg

@utdheisenberg

Social media influenza. Satire. Nostalgia. Non-Sequitors. Consultant that hates advising. Traveller who hates packing. DISContent creator.

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Me when I'm in Italy...

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More shots on target in 3 seconds than Arsenal managed in 126 minutes against PSG 😂😂

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Gabriel take notes - this is how a Centre Back puts it Top Bins.

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Gabriel watched John Terry's penalty and said, "Hold my beer!"

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Referee finally gives penalty against Arsenal - what a time to be alive.

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Arsenal fans have spent years auditing Bruno Fernandes' assists. Curious to see how they classify Trossard's accidental 'masterpiece' 😂

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Me if Arsenal beat PSG in the UCL final 🧳

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Anthony Gordon having to take a second job in Catalonia.

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Crystal Palace when they needed something special....

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Happy Treble Day to those who celebrate! Some dressing room footage from the Nou Camp after the trophy lift. Seeing Sir Alex embrace Sir Bobby is a beautiful moment 🥰 #MUFC

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How can anybody hate on Bruno Fernandes?! The more I hear him speak the more I love him.

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Turns out that 96th minute equaliser from Big Ben Sesko ended up costing West Ham two massive points… and it’s proved decisive in the end. Glad I didn’t leave the ground early and got to witness an absolute screamer too 😎 Bye Bye London Stadium 👋🏼

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Arne Slot is such a simp for Mo Salah. Literally disrespected him publicly for Jurgen Klopp - another boss he famously fell out with 🤣

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Hull City back in the Premier League is Barclays heritage. Just missing skinhead Rooney terrorising the Tigers like an absolute menace!

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Arsenal 2026 - 69 goals. Man United 2013 - 86 goals. I think not - but thanks for RVP though 👊🏼

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Pep when he watched Carrick Ball...

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How Dan Burn will nullify Lamime Yamal at the World Cup.

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Marc Guehi ✅ Ezri Konsa😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 John Stones 🥴🥴🥴 Jarell Quansah 🫣🫣🫣 Dan Burn 🤡 🤡 🤡 Apart from Guehi, that's actually embarrassing... None of that lot can put their bodies on the line for England like Maguire. Also no Palmer, Foden and Gibbs-White?! Tuchel is a eejit.

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