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Lisandra Vazquez

Lisandra Vazquez

@lisandravcomedy

šŸ‡µšŸ‡· Comedian Based in Atlanta šŸ’™šŸ‰

97 videos

Actual footage of @heidimontag auditioning for The Great American Fair since there are a few open spots.

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The latest from the #whitehouse website 🤔

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Actual footage of #PamBondi

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Actual footage from #kidrock addressing the nation from the Pentagon on Memorial Day

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Actual footage of NBC reporter #JulieTsirkin covering other major moments in American History.

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Actual footage from the inaugural meeting of the First Cabinet’s Club featuring: #tulsigabbard #kristinoem and #pambondi

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Actual footage of #tulsigabbard resigning. I spared everybody the chewing sounds, but just imagine that’s what’s happening in the background.

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Actual footage of #JeffBezos talking about Ai and taxing the wealthy.

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You don’t have to be perfect but you do have to show up. Also - please vote.

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No matter what is happening when you really pull it all back… ALL ROADS LEAD TO THE SOUTH. What a privilege it was to be amongst such an incredible civil rights activist in Montgomery today. I’m gonna be unpacking this for a long time, but for now: please vote. #AllRoadsSouth #FreedomSummer2026

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Actual footage of #krisjenner coaching #spencerpratt #satire PLEASE DO NOT VOTE FOR THAT MAN

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Spoiler alert: This isn’t about mechanics. I’m begging you to look past the theatrics and research #nithyaraman please.

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It’s almost like there *is* a way to get things done quickly? Feels like it rhymes with craysism. Lmk?

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Actual footage of Trump’s pool contractor finding out he doesn’t like their work.

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#bumble is getting rid of the swipe feature! @bumble I’m sure nothing could go wrong here, diva.

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Actual footage of #mitchmconnell addressing #petehegseth at the Senate Appropriations Committee hearing about their budget request for more war $$$.

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Actual footage of the now deleted #jamescharles spirit airlines video.

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Actual footage of #karolineleavitt crafting her Mother’s Day IG post with her assistant

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Candace Owens’ sleep paralysis demons. (Featuring Erika Qwerk!!)

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Meet the new face of progress: Geri Mander

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#metgala mega villain outfit predictors

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Are we about to buy Spirit Airlines? Let’s buy spirit.com

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#erikakirk acting totally normal

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Actual footage of #ErikaKirk having a completely normal conversation about the media, White House Corespondents, and America.

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Actual footage of #LindseyGraham pushing for the $400 million tax payer dollars for the Golden Ballroom.

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Actual footage of Ghislaine Maxwell talking to her lawyer about her Clemency chances.

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Actual footage of #erikakirk workshopping new entrances. Lmk your fave?

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Actual footage of Melania’s #bieberchella inspired prayers. šŸ™

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Actual footage of #PaulaWhite praying for Trump’s ā€œfriendsā€

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Actual footage of #petehegseth getting a pep talk from his god mother.

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Actual footage from Pete Hegseth’s Bible study

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Wanna know what #doordash grandma delivered to McSundown?

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April 7 Press Briefing with #karolineleavitt

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Actual footage of #mitchmcconnell responding to questions about Iran on 4/4.

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#mirandapriestly reads #KristiNoem to filth. Who should miranda talk to next?

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#PamBondi fired 🤪

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Actual footage of #pambondi after getting fired

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#kristinoem seeks advice for her husband’s ā€œdouble lifeā€

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Little phone tag with friends on #nokings

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Actual footage of her watching the #druski sketch

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Actual footage of #kristinoem transferring her DHS powers to #MarkwayneMullin

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Actual footage of the signage team making the plaques for soon to be confirmed DHS Secretary #markwaynemullin

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March 17 Press Briefing with #KarolineLeavitt

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White House Press Team Meeting March 16 with #KarolineLeavitt

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Erika speaks to Club America in Arkansas with Sarah Huckabee Sanders.

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Hooyah Navy and Happy Women’s History Month (to those who celebrate) from #MelaniaTrump

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McSundown called #KarolineLeavitt: Kellyanne Conway. Whoops!

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#erikakirk addressing the cadets as the new advisor to the Air Force Academy

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#joerogan finds fork in kitchen

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Actual footage of #markwaynemullin being named.

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Happy International Women’s Day to all the baddies who don’t support fascism 🄰🤪

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Happy #internationalwomensday from #erikakirk. Sorry Nikki.

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Actual footage of #KristiNoem embracing her promotion to the Shield of Americas.

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Actual footage of #KristiNoem at her 3/3 Senate Hearing

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TDLW: if you don’t care kids are dying, you are bad. #marachel we love you. 🫶

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Melania addresses the UN Security Council

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Actual footage of #laurenboebert during #hilaryclinton’s deposition

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March 2 Press Briefing with #KarolineLeavitt

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McBone Spurs is totally not distracting us from the files at all.

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Medal of Freedom Shortlist from #karolineleavitt

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Zohran Mamdani getting ready for his meeting with Trump.

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Totally real people calling into CSpan. #Johnbarron

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February 21 Press Briefing with #KarolineLeavitt

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#kristinoem and the department of homeland about #shrek a clear illegal criminal. #deportshrek

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Alien resonds to #barackobama and his interview with @briantylercohen Aliens will not be silenced, Barack.

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Let’s play Smash or Pass for President’s Day!! Nothing to do with who they were as people or their impact. This is 100% based on the only thing that matters. Looks.

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Happy Valentine’s Day from the ladies of MAGA

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Actual footage of #pambondi at the Pearly Gates with Jesus. With icon @mrwilliamsprek.bsky.social

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GRWM as I get ready to commit perjury 🄰 #pambondi

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February 11 Press Briefing with #KarolineLeavitt

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Wanna know why Bad Bunny was on PowerLines during the half time show? If you want to know more in depth details about what is happening in PR: @biancagraulau is a great follow!

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Actual footage of Ghislaine Maxwell before her testimony to Congress.

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Jake Paul called Bad Bunny a ā€œfake Americanā€ We should deport him from ā€œfake Americaā€

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Erika after every time #candaceowens posts. Actual footage.

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In preparation for the Benito Bowl, I stopped by a Bad Bunny look alike contest in San Francisco hosted by @missionloteria Let me know what you think of the winner!? #badbunnypr #benitobowl #Superbowl

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5 Reasons Why #BadBunny at the Super Bowl is impactful (from a Puerto Rican) I am in California covering Bad Bunny & The Super Bowl so be on the look out for more as we get closer to the #benitobowl šŸ‡µšŸ‡·šŸ’™ Shout out to my cousin @siempreric - follow him if you don’t already!

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Please forward this to anybody who is concerned about their kids watching performers at the Super Bowl this year! #superbowl #halftimeshow #badbunny

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Donate or make a purchase today for a chance to vote for America’s REAL Super Bowl Half Time Show. Which song is your fav? Or do you want to see something else? Let us know below but also send money. šŸ™

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#karolineleavitt redecorated her office after the #vanityfair shoot. šŸ‘€

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#karolineleavitt writes a cease and desist letter to Grammy host #TrevorNoah

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I translated Bad Bunnyā€˜s album of the year speech so you don’t have to. SO HAPPY FOR @Bad Bunny šŸ’™šŸ’™šŸ’™šŸ‡µšŸ‡·šŸ‡µšŸ‡·šŸ‡µšŸ‡·šŸ‡µšŸ‡·šŸ‡µšŸ‡·

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#MegynKelly talking about the latest people she feels no empathy for.

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Actual footage of new intro to Melania’s movie. Don’t let Don Lemon distract you. Go see Melania today. * also I wasn’t gonna post this today in solidarity for the strike, but I think we need a little bit of levity.* šŸ’™

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Cómo se dice: I didn’t know the leopardo would eat my face? Latina for Trump founder his said: ā€œThis is not what I voted forā€œ ā€œThis is unacceptable and inhumaneā€ ā€œI do think that he will lose the midterms because of Stephen Millerā€

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#flotus knows exactly how to unite this country. With a documentary about her. #melania

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Actual footage of @kristinoem @karolineleavitt @agpambondi & Orange Sunset after ā€œreviewing the factsā€ behind the killing of Alex Pretti by 🧊

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Until we run into that eccentric older man with a flux capacitor - we cannot go back in time. We have to move forward together. Free speech is not partisan. It is a right for ALL of us. Even the Biffs, unfortunately. Thank you Lea Thompson 😭🫶

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Free speech is not partisan. The right to question, protest, and mock those in power is fundamental to democracy. We know this moment is frightening. We know many communities are under threat at once. That’s why solidarity matters. Enough is enough. Join me @janefonda to fight for free speech.

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If this seems like DĆ©jĆ  vu - that’s because it keeps happening. It’s going to continue to happen until we make them stop. @kristinoem f*ck. you. f*ck ice. And f*ck anyone who still supports these monsters. Tag your reps. #fuckice

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January 23 Press Briefing with #karolineleavitt

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Pop Culture Tea time! The Beckhams are being messy. Learn more here: tinyurl.com/3yjkr6vk

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Another White House baby. Fun. #UshaVance #JDVance #erikakirk

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Owl always be watching you Kristi

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My impression of an owl, but it’s #karolineleavitt

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Noem on Noem Crime @mermaidmamamaggie.bsky.social

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Melania calls her Etsy witch after Donnie embarrassed himself on TV yet again

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Making #blackice from scratch with Lauren Knight

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