I Pretended to Jerk Off Next to a Making-Out Couple at the Bar 😂 After a gig in St. Cloud, Minnesota, this couple was straight-up dry humping at the bar. So I put my hand in my pants, stared right at them, and pretended to go at it. The dude freaked out… but they barely even paused.

Breakfast with Princesses: Haley’s Magical Disney Wish ✨ Disney castle breakfast magic! The princesses tell tiny Haley to close her eyes, grab her wand, and make a wish… then the whole room explodes with lights and wonder. She was completely enchanted and Mom almost cried watching!

J.D. Scholten Reacts to J.D. Vance Fumbling the Ohio State Trophy 😂 “That clip of him fumbling the Ohio State trophy is the greatest fricking thing.” J.D. Scholten on Vance’s awkward moments — including flubbing his opponent’s name. Chef’s kiss. #JDVance #OhioStateTrophy #Fumble #JDScholten

"Hungover & Still Running Mom’s Weekend Brunch 😂" Woke up horribly hungover after shots with 22-year-olds at my son’s fraternity event… No car, Ubering around Ames, running errands for brunch + auction, late to check-in, and barely holding it together at the fraternity house.

Haley’s Cheer Journey: From Tiny 5-Year-Old to Competitive Flyer 🏆 From a tiny 5-year-old on her first cheer team to 10 years of competitive all-star cheer, traveling to Florida, and making lifelong friends. Mom pulls out the archives for the cutest throwback pics!

One Transfer Only: Alex Espinoza’s Bold College Rule Change Iowa State QB legend Alex Espinoza says limit transfers to ONE time and put a cap on NIL so players get paid fairly across the board. Hard-hitting take on today’s chaotic college football. Full EP 2_13 with Alex out now on Tracking

How We Met on TikTok & Built a Friendship "We met on TikTok, connected at Moms of the Midwest, and instantly clicked. As creators, the big world becomes a small pond when you find your people." ✨ #MetOnTikTok #CreatorFriends #ContentCreatorLife #MomsOfTheMidwest #WomenSupportingWomen

Cannon Arm: Alex Espinoza Throws Baseball Over the Iowa State Stadium Brutal summer workout turns legendary when Alex Espinoza launches a baseball from one end zone clear over the stadium — shutting down practice on the spot. Insane arm talent and classic Cyclone stories. Full EP 2_13

Man Fired After Outsourcing His $140k Job 😱 Guy outsourced his entire job to a freelancer for $800/month, pocketed the rest for 18 months… and the freelancer got better reviews. Company found out. From Billy & Willies Workshop #OutsourcedJob #WorkFromHome #CorporateStories #LazyGenius #Fired

Drunk Groper Gets Knocked Out Cold in Bar 💥 Viral video: Drunk guy walks up and gropes a woman in a bar… instantly gets absolutely flattened with one punch. Dude is out cold, feet straight, not even twitching. Billy & Willie react — “I think he killed him!”

I salute the brave humans trying to break Fascist Genocidal Israel's illegal blockade of food and medicine 😔 Israel's so called army and navy are in fact Nazi Terrorists full of sadists pedophiles torturers war criminals murderers basically the toxic scum at the bottom of the barrel! 👏🏼👏🏼💙💙

▶️ WATCH: "The Lib Dems are doing very well, you need to talk about us more." On GB News earlier I talked about Lib Dem successes in these elections and encouraged the presenters to say more about it.

#IDweek2025 begins in a few days. Don’t Just Attend…ENGAGE! 🛑 Stop by booth # 1621 to meet some of the minds behind the science, Michelle Altrich, PhD - @maltrich.bsky.social, Steve Kleiboeker, PhD, and David Cornett, CPS. Fungal testing, CMV, NTM, EBV, Chagas & more. Schedule BELOW: 👇 🧵

Every month, The Player newsletter shares great stories from University of Sheffield research—new videos, podcasts, events. If you like learning about how research shapes our world, subscribe now👉 eepurl.com/ic_Srr #UniversityOfSheffield #Research

want to c*mm porn and whatever but my god finding people remains the hardest task ever

I can't understand why Keir Starmer, Yvette Cooper, David Lammy and backbench Labour MPs won't SANCTION THIS COUNTRY for these state-supported egregious behaviour Oh yes. Just realised. They all take Apartheid, Genocide, Ethnic Cleansing and Jim Crow bribes

ICYMI: President Obama on the campaign trail with James Talarico.

Wishing everyone in Kensington & Bayswater a very Merry Christmas! A huge thank you to everyone working over this period to keep us safe and look after the community.

Come officially file with me to be your next Secretary of State! #blythepotter #indiana #hoosiers #secretaryofstate #democrat #progressive

If loving someone meant losing them again…would you still choose them? Kali must face a destiny tied to a love that has survived centuries of loss. 📚 The Shard Born is available now. www.amazon.com/Shard-Born-L... #BookTok #Bookstagram #FantasyBooks #FantasyRomance

using customize+ only for the sake of shrinking yxy's waistline amen 🙏

I thought we could all use a little pep talk because the doomscroll keeps getting worse 😮‍💨😅

Bro love Obvious why this is the only program NZ PM Luxon never misses weekly and enjoys being on - he can be himself

Minister Zay, also known as hmblzayy, was hit during his 3,000 mile HMBL Faith Walk after a vehicle slammed into a car protecting him from traffic. He was hospitalized for evaluation and says he plans to continue. #reels #viral #CaughtOnCamera #AdrenalineRush #unexpected

#NMR #Science #Spectroscopy

#nascar #busch #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/article/2vh4x4oy

Very nice to see Mika Iwata x Konami action again. Do a match in SENJO pls #木村花ハヌル #SENJO 🤼‍♀️🇯🇵

How can we on the pro-democracy side protect non-partisan election workers? “It’s really going to come down to state actors and everyday citizens willing to stand up and demonstrate their rights and their capabilities in a participatory democracy.” — @michael-feinberg.bsky.social

Leaving this here to honor women; specifically for the things we carry. Thank you. @mlipsitt.bsky.social @abbarsha.bsky.social @moberzan.bsky.social @dpfrazier22.bsky.social @bluestormcomin1.bsky.social @itsbek.bsky.social @schultziepie.bsky.social @boldsea.bsky.social @seizeday.bsky.social

Firari Umut Altaş'ın, Amerika’da gözaltına alındığı anlar… #UmutAltaş #TSvKON #SedatPeker #AliKoç #Ekremİmamoğlu #THM

Cybersecurity experts—your insights matter. 📈 Take a few minutes to answer the Next Wave Cybersecurity Impact Survey 👉 altumstrategy.com/next-wave-cy... #Cybersecurity #NextWaveSurvey #Infosec #SecurityLeadership #DigitalResilience #AltumWave #finance #techonology

3️⃣ Professor @kevinclimate.bsky.social at the National Emergency Briefing: UK must cut emissions far faster than planned even to limit warming to 2°C. And that's before accounting for mounting evidence that heating has accelerated. Full talk: www.nebriefing.org/expert-brief... #NEB2025

#dishapatani #mouniroy #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/2026-05-12/us/Entertainment/ch/bs/莫尼·罗伊离婚传闻不断，迪莎·帕塔尼取关苏拉吉·南比亚尔/1273921

“My brain struggles to comprehend how someone even discovers this is a thing they can do” #Reddit r/InterestingAF #ArtSky #Creativity

Patients are NOT a revenue source, Alberta! 😨 #PeopleOverProfit #Stop2tierford #HealthForAll #Privatization

Equality is antisemetic.

Happy 3 Days After Your Birthday!!! You get three Did someone say BIRTHDAY's!!!

#elsalvador 🇸🇻 La cocina de la abuela...

The Zionist colonizers are criminal thugs who stole Palestinian homes and land 👉🏼 there was no Hamas before these colonizers created the Palestinian resistance and the birth of Hamas 👉🏼 if a gang of religious zealots took over my house and my land I'd be resisting too but Israel's always the victim 👿

@cavemennews #projectgnome #ifyougnomeyougnime #eddycounty #carlsbad #ziasymbol

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Your input matters. Your experience matters. Turning input into impact — coming soon. It starts with YOU. #iNPUT2iMPACT #OneLSC

Rendered this guy out, gotta say, Shovel Knight has never looked better (cept maybe in blade strangers, that design is goated)

Trump really expected Iran to roll over and offer minimal resistance, he thought he could just threaten them and they would back down. He expected to just walk all over Iran like he did Venezuela. That's how stupid he is. And it's making him BIg Mad that it didn't happen.

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#stitch with @Raven Madd it us crazy how much that one video on my instagram has blown up with lots of engagement and comments #lgbtqia #transgender #mtf #ftm

Where paper begins its journey as your next cup.

This weeks daily uploads are coming, #battlefront2 on Sunday, #kingdomhearts on Monday #assassinscreedunity on Tuesday #godofwar4 Wednesday #masseffect2 on Thursday #reddeadredemtion2 Friday #finalfantasyx Saturday

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Anche oggi Rex è a tutta 😮‍💨🐝 #GirodItalia #EurosportCiclismo

Cambio di look per Jonas 😂👨🏼🪒 #GirodItalia #EurosportCiclismo #Vingegaard

Shout Out California Please listen I've kept up with Becerra's posts and videos TRUTH...Xavier Becerra hasn't not run on negativity Xavier Becerra "I'm running for Governor " "I need you to help me lift up the people who are going to vote for us " Xavier Becerra VOTE DECENCY MATTERS

True quality in construction and remodeling is found in the details that make life easier and safer, without losing style. 📐✨ Check out this result. What do you think? 💬 Let us know in the comments  #Construction #Remodeling #InteriorDesign #Architecture #PremiumFinishes

I like big books and I cannot lie…

cuichenghao: 5月30日，内地演员于笑发视频和女友求婚，并配文：我是白血病患者，她是血液科医生。在所有人都害怕未知的时候，是她选择靠近我、治愈我、坚定我。从前，是她治愈我的生命，把光带进我灰暗的人生。往后余生，换我做她的铠甲、做她最稳的依靠，岁岁年年，不离不弃。

White Americans make up the largest share of SNAP recipients nationwide, according to USDA data...

Prime Minister Mark Carney has released a video outlining his plan to shut down Donald Trump's '51st state' remarks. #canada #51ststate #TDS #liberalsdestroyingcanada #LiberalsMustGo #MarkCarneyCantBeTrusted #liberalssuck #Liberals #MarkCarney #liberalsareidiots #markcarneyisafailure #WakeUpCanada