5nark Twain

#Trump #DV1 #ProudBlue #Poetry Don Snoreleone Is the Nodfather

#Pride #LGBTQ #DV1 #ProudBlue

#Iran #Trump #DV1 #ProudBlue #Satire George, Abe and Donald walk into a bar…

#Melania #Freedom250 #DV1 #ProudBlue Melania rehearsing for the Freedom250 concert

#Iran #JonOssoff #DV1 #ProudBlue 92 days: No drone strikes stopped, the Strait of Hormuz is locked down tight, and that uranium stockpile is only growing. Amateurs talking victory is way easier than actually winning a war. #ForeignPolicyFail

#MAGA #Patriotism #DV1 #ProudBlue We need to reclaim and redefine what it means to be a ‘patriot’ #Patriotism vs #Fandom 🇺🇸 Real patriots defend the Constitution, they don't audition for a cult. Blind worship isn't love of country, it's submissive fandom. Put down the flag and read the document.

#MAGA #DV1 #ProudBlue

#Midterms #Election #DV1 #ProudBlue Throw away the purity tests. No candidate is perfect, but the stakes this midterm are way too high for protest votes. We can’t afford to let MAGA win because of a policy disagreement. Unity is our only shield: vote blue, because even a flawed Democrat beats MAGA.

#StephenMiller #dadjokes #DV1 #ProudBlue

#Trump #Iran #JoeRogan #Satire #DV1 #ProudBlue In this episode of the Joe Rogan Show, Trump reveals the real objective of the Iran war

#MAGA #DV1 #ProudBlue Hey MAGA, IDGAF what you think

#Trump #America250 #DV1 #ProudBlue #satire

#trump #DV1 #ProudBlue #Melania #Satire Smiling like her face was trapped in a permanent wind tunnel while strategically "handling" a decaying real estate mogul's portfolio. Proof that the ultimate power move is just sleeping with the lights off.

#Trump #FBI #DV1 #ProudBlue #Satire Trump has corrupted our system of justice - from the DoJ to the FBI and now this $1.8B treason fund

#LindseyGraham #DV1 #ProudBlue #Satire Lindsey Graham on Trump

#Fascism #MAGA #DV1 #ProudBlue #Allegory Wings & Carrion In a dead, gray woods where the vultures rule the throne, They pick the forest bare, picking flesh from every bone. But the Pixie wings are rising, no more hiding in the dark, Faerie fire’s burning, time to ignite the final spark!

#Trump #Corruption #DV1 #ProudBlue With Trump administration’s corruption and destruction of what made America great, republishing this poem

#Iran #PeteHegseth #DV1 #ProudBlue #Dadjokes Just over the weekend, Turdgerine threatened to destroy Iran before he taco’ed Pete Hegseth salivating for action so he can spin his fake warrior exploits

#Trump #China #DV1 #ProudBlue #RonBurgundy #Satire Trump still blustering about how tough of a negotiator he is… meanwhile

#Trump #China #DV1 #ProudBlue #Satire

#Trump #China #DV1 #ProudBlue #Satire A diminished Trump went to China. By sending a jr official for the airport red carpet, Xi signals Trump is no longer a special friend, just another guest in the Great Hall. Xi also positioned Trump as a repentant leader sorry for past mistakes. Total Humiliation

#Iran #TrumpPhone #DV1 #ProudBlue #Satire

#California #Becerra #DV1 #ProudBlue California deserves a leader who doesn’t just visit—he belongs. Xavier Becerra: A battle-tested native son and the ultimate shield against the MAGA assault. From Sacramento to DC, he’s spent a lifetime defending our home. Experience matters.

#Trump #Anti-Christ #DV1 #ProudBlue #Satire

#UFO #DV1 #ProudBlue

#Iran #Trump #DV1 #ProudBlue #satire

#MarcoRubio #ICE #Iran #DV1 #ProudBlue Marco was asked about Iran but his answer seems to be about people victimized by ICE

#Iran #PeteHegseth #DV1 #ProudBlue The more Haugeseth claims he’s beating Iran the more they kick his ass

#Iran #adamMockler #DV1 #ProudBlue @adammockler.com explains how the Iran war is affecting the youth of America so clearly Dem officials need to take notes on how to message

#Trump #FDT #DV1 #ProudBlue #Funny Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand." -Mark Twain Logic is cool, but a mockery ratio is undefeated -5nark Twain

#May4th #StarWars #FDT #DV1 #ProudBlue May the Fourth be with you But not Trump

#MAGA #DadJokes #KashPatel #DV1 #ProudBlue

#KashPatel #Dadjokes #funny #DV1 #ProudBlue #satire #FBI Thank you @drawnandquartered.bsky.social for the FBI Most Wanted poster used in the video

#SCOTUS #DV1 #ProudBlue #America #Poetry Is America in its "close of day"? Dylan Thomas’s iconic poem isn't just about death, it’s a warning against fading away without a fight. As we face shifting tides, do we go gentle or rage for our future? 🕯️✊ Reinterpreted #DylanThomas #History #StatusQuo

#KashPatel #DadJokes #DV1 #ProudBlue

#8647 #FDT #DV1 #ProudBlue

#FDT ##DV1 #ProudBlue #Dadjokes #Funny #KashPatel The Trump admin is a beautiful symphony of incompetence and inorganization where the only thing "drained" is the logic. They couldn’t find their way out of a paper bag even if they appointed a loyalist to lead the bag-exiting task force.

#MAGA #BuyersRemorse #DV1 #ProudBlue You're watching the 'Leopards Ate My Face' party realize that the policies they voted for... actually apply to them too The "I didn't think it would happen to ME" energy is at an all-time high. But our welcome is not free, litmus test time

#KashPatel #FBI #DadJokes #DV1 #ProudBlue

#KashPatel #WHCD #DV1 #ProudBlue #Satire Kash Patel at the WHCD? Rumor has it he only showed up because someone told him there were "shots."

#Trump #WHCD #Iran #DV1 #ProudBlue #Satire The US is currently a masterclass in "how not to superpower." We’ve officially traded diplomacy for chaos and competence for whatever this fever dream is. The rest of the world point and laugh while we faceplant on every level. 🤡🇺🇸 #IncompetenceTour

#WHCD #DV1 #ProudBlue #Assassination The WHCD ballroom call was more coordinated than a K-pop choreo. 💃✨ Pure theater or peak logistics? Either way, the timing was chef’s kiss suspicious.👁️☕️ #WHCD #BallroomIncident #MainCharacterEnergy #Glitch