5nark Twain
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#Trump #FDT #DV1 #ProudBlue #Funny Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand." -Mark Twain Logic is cool, but a mockery ratio is undefeated -5nark Twain
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#MAGA #Patriotism #DV1 #ProudBlue We need to reclaim and redefine what it means to be a ‘patriot’ #Patriotism vs #Fandom 🇺🇸 Real patriots defend the Constitution, they don't audition for a cult. Blind worship isn't love of country, it's submissive fandom. Put down the flag and read the document.
#Midterms #Election #DV1 #ProudBlue Throw away the purity tests. No candidate is perfect, but the stakes this midterm are way too high for protest votes. We can’t afford to let MAGA win because of a policy disagreement. Unity is our only shield: vote blue, because even a flawed Democrat beats MAGA.
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NEW at Amazon audiobooks & Audible today is mystical MM romance A Stranger's Touch, excellently narrated by Gabriel Cassata! 🤩 PLUS I have a number of Audible US & UK vouchers for a FREE listen in exchange for a review - just let me know in the comments! 🥳 #mmromance #audiobook
#VisibilityBrigade #newjersey #democracy #epsteinfiles #PeacefulProtest @maddow.bsky.social #saveact #rights @visibilitybrigade.bsky.social @rosaliewong.bsky.social @jesscraven101.bsky.social @emmatk.bsky.social @hcrichardson.bsky.social #epstein #ice #nj #impeach #war #environment #publiclands
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French President Emmanuel Macron on Monday told a noisy audience to be quiet during a presentation at the University of Nairobi. The gathering had brought together investors, young entrepreneurs and business leaders for discussions on creative, cultural and youth industries and sport.
Elections are run by states, not by a presidential Executive Order. We will fight this.
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I wonder who lives in this cozy home☺️ Palins Fate is an upcoming cozy action rpg in a mysterious fantasy world! #indiegames
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3/3 in cities across the country! 📣Our free community event will be rescheduled — but the Fitness Court is available to you now!👟 Post your questions in the comments and hope to see you there soon! 😅 #Boston #MaldenMA #Community #Outdoors #NationalWalkingMonth #NECHV #VeteranSupport #Healthequity
Today, South Carolinians, Americans, and voters worldwide showed up to a historic No Kings Day. With reports estimating that over 8 million people turned out nationwide, this was one of the largest protest days in our country’s history. We the People are ready to see change.
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This trump admin is rotten to the core. And now I hope Americans see the problem with the SCOTUS. No ethics! #impeachtrump #dumptrump #standup #resist #supremecourt
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Uglavnom, zabava se sastoji od izbjegavanja pelikana, smijanja drugima kojima je pelikan ukrao ribu ili ugrizao dijete, i pokušaja da ubacite ribu tarponu u usta taman kad iskoči iz vode, a bez da vas pošmirgla po ruci. #animaly rade finte pa fingiraju da će iskočiti iz vode i onda vi bacite ribicu
You offer a sincere compliment on a great mustache and suddenly she's not your friend. #MartyFeldman #Mustache #BadTiming #AwkwardMoments #ComedyGold #SocialDisaster #ThatEscalatedQuickly
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OMGzine 𝕏🔁 @vladafoltan: Ze světa prodejců hrnců. 😂 Donaldovi fanoušci konečně dostali jeho hodinky! Hurá? Ani moc ne. Místo nápisu TRUMP na hodinkách za víc jak 600 dolarů mají nápis RUMP. 😁
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MacFarlane: We're seeing this unhinged unspooled name calling, often misogynistic, often racist stuff emanating from Washington. 60 minutes would not platform it without the proper scrutiny. You lose that and you lose one of the few things that exist that don't sane wash
*These ghouls are literally deploying the same tactics as they did in Gaza. Aerial footage of Israeli occupation forces detonating over 20 homes belonging to displaced Lebanese, in southern Lebanon.
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