5nark Twain
@5narktwain
#FDT ##DV1 #ProudBlue #Dadjokes #Funny #KashPatel The Trump admin is a beautiful symphony of incompetence and inorganization where the only thing "drained" is the logic. They couldn’t find their way out of a paper bag even if they appointed a loyalist to lead the bag-exiting task force.
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The name is Becerra! 🎶🎵🎶 🎶🎵🎶B-E-C-E-R-R-A! It's the Becerra Era! Becerra for California Governor! #Becerra #BecerraEra #BecerraForGovernor #California #CaliforniaGovernor
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