so humiliating

RIP Béla Tarr this is what the afterlife looks like rn

drop some BATHTUBS

last night

it made me want to find a small child so I could see how well I’d do explaining this to them

does anyone know if Kevin Shields has taken up gardening because that would explain a few things

what joy looks like

drop your crime-fighting Catholics:

Weckerman on the attack

ambitious home dinner creation after several days of travel — vegan vindaloo curry with collards (from the garden), peppers, broccoli, and tofu — huzzah!

Janelle Monae talks about her character in 'Is God Is'. Starring Kara Young, Mallori Johnson, Janelle Monáe, Erika Alexander, Mykelti Williamson, Josiah Cross, with Vivica A. Fox and Sterling K. Brown. In theaters May 15. #IsGodIs

🚨 Its been revealed that Virginia Gov Spanberger's team PANICKED when Ds drew 10D-1R map "Internally, there is now a LOT of ANGRY SNIPING wi Democratic circles n Virginia." "Don't do this, we don't think its legal!" her team reportedly warned Now they WASTED $70M and had an embarrassing defeat 😂

The Russian dictator's chief propagandist apparently isn't happy with President Zelensky teaming up with leaders representing almost every European nation right on Russia's doorstep in Armenia.

Laird W. Bergad, Distinguished Professor of Latin American and Latino Studies, led a new study showing a nearly 13% decline in New York City's Dominican population since 2021. The report was conducted by the @claclsgc.bsky.social. Learn more: www.gc.cuny.edu/news/dominic...

🚗 Ford Mustang gallops onto the scene, Apollo 13 ends its 'odyssey' and Pink Floyd makes album chart history. It's Time Rewind for April 17th. ______ #ford #mustang #nasa #space #baseball #onthisday #history

No peeping, hooman. Us cats value our privacy. 😼😽😅 #cats #privacy

HARTMUT SCHULZE-BOYSEN ABOUT HIS BROTHER’S DECISION TO FIGHT FROM WITHIN For more info check: linktr.ee/StefanRoloff RedOrchestraNFT.com #nftart #nftartist #nftcommunity #resistance #harroschulzeboysen #leaflet #independentfilm #cinema #

Etain is pushed too far… and the power she fears pushes back. https://www.amazon.com/Key-Coming-Fantasy-Into-Kaos-ebook/dp/B0FJSJN53N #IntoTheKaos #FantasyBookRecommendations #NesaMiller

⏰ 2 Meses: Está anunciado y todas las condiciones dándose… Saben que nos estamos dando cuenta y despertando, por eso están acelerando su agenda en lo que pueden. Tenemos la responsabilidad de hacer lo mismo. Pasos inteligentes y mejor informados. @santiagorafaelpax

Bin kein formel 1 fan also keine ahnung was die da alle gesungen haben🤣🥸 #gaming #Fortnite #germangirl🇩🇪 #KathyClips #BattleRoyale #viral #randomsquad

#AEWDoubleOrNothing 8e/5p, HBO Max PPV TONIGHT! AEW World Tag Team Championship I Quit Match FTR vs Christian Cage/Adam Copeland Dax & Cash accepted another title match vs Cage & Cope, but only if they put their future as a team on the line! Anything goes, TONIGHT!

Donovan Mitchell during a timeout against the New York Knicks

C gives you memory control to build faster, scalable systems. #c #computerscience #performance

Red Leather Pants I've been saving this reference for when I felt confident enough to tackle it. That day is today. But I had to make my own brush (for the first time) to get the results I wanted. Thoughts? You'll notice I paint a few times then lose my […] [Original post on mastodon.social]

Finally finished #ResidentEvilRequiem!🥳 Huge THANK YOU to @capcomusa.com & @residentevil.capcomusa.com for this gorgeous, wonderful game!😭❤️🙏 If anyone haven't checked this game out yet -- highly recommend!💯 Also: thanks to 'crow_02' for the raid & love!❤️🙏 Sent the raid & love to 'klauste'!🎉

Team’s got the conversation covered… I’m taking a quick break with the local pup. Gotta stay grounded. Underdog energy, one step at a time. #CA32 #ChrisAhuja

Over half a million people took to the streets across Germany in nationwide protests against the far-right. In Neu-Isenburg—a city of just 40,000—an incredible 9,000 demonstrators turned out to oppose a local AfD event, showing that resistance is everywhere!

The Eagle Encounter: When 'Uncle Sam' the eagle decided he’d had enough of the photoshoot. Even a mogul has to duck sometimes! 🦅😂 #EagleEncounter #FunnyMoments

Hunger changes what intimacy means. 🩸 MINE by Rose Reaper is Southern Gothic erotic horror—monster POV, demonic ritual, revenge, and desire sharpened into something predatory. Read on Amazon, KU, or Audible. Signed copies in bio. #erotichorror

New MiniPod out today! 15 mins, 3 big current stories in water, climate and nature. 🌊 Climate proof infrastructure 💡 Electricity from water droplets 📖 Positive impactful green storytelling Search 'Planet Possible' on your podcast platform or click link ⬇️ to listen bit.ly/PP_MiniPod_Dec2025

💡Cold weather can strain your vehicle’s battery.🥶 As winter ends, a quick check may help prevent a no-start morning. Small maintenance steps like this can keep your vehicle running smoothly.🚗 Learn More About Harmony: https://HarmonyTurbines.com #HarmonyTurbines #VehicleCare

Rubio claims Cuba poses a national security threat citing military drones; Cuban FM fires back, questioning how a 10M-person island threatens a nuclear superpower and demanding evidence.

A pair of iconic @bsienk.bsky.social NEW MUTANTS covers…

The girls' soccer showdown between Williamsville and Rochester became a thriller, with Bullets' goalkeeper Brynn Stark coming up big with several key saves! She shared her thoughts following the sectional semifinal win in penalty kicks! ⚽

Born on this day in 1923 was the model, Bettie Page. Bettie was often referred to as the "Queen of Pinups": her long jet-black hair, blue eyes, and trademark bangs have influenced artists for generations. Page was "Miss January 1955", one of the earliest for Playboy magazine. #OnThisDay #botd

And another video from #Bowie at the #Lighthouse in #London Just sensory Joy “You’re Not Alone” #BowieForever #AutisticExperience

And some more Seahawks Super Bowl champions are here at the Storm game! Uchenna Nwosu and Julian Love are here! #Seahawks #SeattleStorm #SeattleSports

🩷 🇩🇰 Jonas Vingegaard (TVL) wins in Piancavallo ! 🏆 🥇 🩷 🇩🇰 Jonas Vingegaard (TVL) 🥈 🇦🇹 Felix Gall (DCT) 🥉 🇦🇺 Jai Hindley (RBH) #GirodItalia

“Deal Or Face My Guy”: Pete Hegseth’s Direct Military Ultimatum To #Iran #trump #maga #politics #iran

You know what happens when a cold front arrives and I am hosting NW winds in November 🌊🌊

🔥 The latest JumpMap trailer is here! Wishlist now and try the demo: https://store.steampowered.com/app/3058710/JumpMap #indiedev #LetsPlay #steamdeals #BuyFromEU

Many constituents write to me to say how shocked they are that international law often fails to hold those accountable for their actions. We have a duty to bolster international law, not undermine it. Today I asked for an update on the UK's response to the ICJ advisory opinion.

📚 "Alice and the Soccer Star" - A Heartwarming Tale of Friendship and Soccer Glory! ⚽️ #BookTok, #Bookstagram, #ReadingSlump, and #BookTokFavorites. #chilrensBooks D Order Now! https://loom.ly/1_aDwMw Catch a copy and witness this heartwarming tale of friendship and soccer glory.

“We did not have regime change, but we changed the regime.” #gasprices

🎥: Terra Twin's 'Big Fist' song & music out at midnight! Charlie content is coming! #CharlieVickers

The Cost You Don’t See: Behind every circus trick and zoo selfie is a reality most never see. Animals used for entertainment often live in chains, small enclosures, and constant confinement. What feels like a moment for us can mean a lifetime for them. Look closer—and choose differently.

Tried a new songgggg I can’t wait to work it up a little and make is smootherrrr #furry #furryfandom #littlealphapup #mydays #notebookmusical

A dry tap, empty wells, and fields under the sun… life slowed by an invisible crisis. Want to know what happened next? 👀 Read it here 👉 on.cgiar.org/3O0L46W (iwmi.org/news/) @cgiar.org #WaterCrisis #Groundwater #DigitalStrategy #FoodSecurity

#Bears WRs DJ Moore, Rome Odunze and Olamide Zaccheaus were all back at practice Thursday in limited fashion. Luther Burden III and D’Andre Swift remained out. Joe Thuney had a rest day. Tyrique Stevenson was full while Cole Kmet was limited.

Jesus must be so proud.

Out of a dream. ✨ Darja Varfolomeev put on an incredible performance in rhythmic gymnastics to win gold at #Paris2024. 🥇 #Olympics #RhythmicGymnastics #Gymnastics @gymnastics

It's the Lore Watch Podcast, where we're here to remind you that the story of #Warcraft is kind of like a plane being built while it's still in flight. The full discussion is much more voidy and includes fewer airplanes, but still worth listening to. Tune in now in your podcast player of choice.

Wie sich berufliche Laufbahnen manchmal überraschend entwickeln, welche Spuren die Arbeit im Privatleben hinterlässt (und wie man das alles in drei schnelle Fragen packt), zeigt euch heute Alessandro. 
#dreischnelleFragenan #Jugendrichter #RechtSymBadisch

“America has proven itself, and I hate to say this as an American, to be an unreliable ally...” Ex-Pentagon adviser Jasmine El-Gamal responds to President Trump’s threats to leave NATO. #Newsnight

An Indiana father took his kids to the airport for photos with the empty Spirit counters

Next week officially marks my 2 years anniversary I will be debuting a new official PNG that will be launching the start of more things to come. Join me~ Let's make something beautiful together~ Jan. 28 10 A.M. PST Live on Twitch~ #streamer #twitch #pngtuber #vtuber #debut #dragon #protogems

On this day in 2002, Bo & Hope announce that Bo is Zack's father. #DAYS #DOOL #Bope

Secretary of State Marco Rubio broke down the latest on the Iran war and nuclear negotiations during his Senate testimony yesterday. It’s a lot to process, so here’s your essential cheat sheet. #marcorubio #iran

So I began too

Chicago Bears OTA practice is in the books today. I did not see Montez Sweat, Kyler Gordon. Dayo Odeyingbo and TJ Edwards were back for portions.