Who said you couldn't turn a commencement speech into an insurance jingle?

Did Scott just get a NASA ambassador to spill all the beans?!

But seriously, how could not even ONE person see that Clark Kent and Superman were the same person.

Spiegel has never seen a beaver he didn't like

A joke about 'Baby Jessica'? This may not sit well with others.

How does Marianne choose her doctor? She asks herself one question...

Justin was definitely ready to say "save that"

It may not be the answer Rob was looking for, but it is the right answer

How's Kirk's throat singing 😂 #98rock #baltimore #radio #comedy #talkshow #maryland #98rockbaltimore #radioshow #rockradio #talkshowradio

Bedroom Domination 101 with Kirk McEwen

Τέσσερις φορές #ισόβια στον πρώην αστυνομικό της Βουλής για τη σεξουαλική κακοποίηση των παιδιών του

When the mainstream media talks about the alleged militant pasts of the Palestinian journalists assassinated by the IDF, they are ignoring the fact that many Israeli journalists served in the military. When @owenjones.bsky.social and Ash Sarkar spoke for @novaramedia.com

#IDweek2025 begins in a few days. Don’t Just Attend…ENGAGE! 🛑 Stop by booth # 1621 to meet some of the minds behind the science, Michelle Altrich, PhD - @maltrich.bsky.social, Steve Kleiboeker, PhD, and David Cornett, CPS. Fungal testing, CMV, NTM, EBV, Chagas & more. Schedule BELOW: 👇 🧵

Thousands of years ago, builders carved precise dovetail-shaped grooves into massive stone blocks, then poured molten bronze, copper, or iron right in, creating metal clamps that tied everything together like hidden rebar. Original post

Danhausen puts a curse on the Cavs 😭

Every month, The Player newsletter shares great stories from University of Sheffield research—new videos, podcasts, events. If you like learning about how research shapes our world, subscribe now👉 eepurl.com/ic_Srr #UniversityOfSheffield #Research

ow ow ow ow ow ow OWWWWWWWWWW #AEWDynamite 🤼

The parade of strippers, errr bass stripers I mean. Boat, trailer, truck to haul it. Big money out on the river. Not the boys on the river bank with a Canadian Tire rod n reel.

Struijk been absolute class tonight. 💙💛 #LUFC

I can't understand why Keir Starmer, Yvette Cooper, David Lammy and backbench Labour MPs won't SANCTION THIS COUNTRY for these state-supported egregious behaviour Oh yes. Just realised. They all take Apartheid, Genocide, Ethnic Cleansing and Jim Crow bribes

Goals from Luke Shaw, Matheus Cunha and Bryan Mbeumo help see off a feisty Nottingham Forest side in the final match of the season at Old Trafford.

Gabby Williams wants to know where the side show is, proves her Bay Area roots. #Valkyries #GSV

Hab sowas noch nie gesehen 🤣 #realtalk #winter #sommer #eis #türkei

Yikes! The “CBS Evening News” got booted from broadcasting at its backup location in a Taiwan hotel Watch the full episode of Power Lines: youtu.be/AucAqhjGShk?... Or listen via a podcast app: www.status.news/power-lines

Ever heard of a Risk Pattern Language? The case for software development being all about risk management has never been stronger. Take 40% off the eBook with code GREMLIN 🔗 in🧵

Trump inspires America’s youth (to be bigots). #progressive

Ossoff: "It makes a difference who represents us. When you sent me and Sen. Warnock to the Senate, we capped the cost of insulin at $35. And when Donald Trump and his allies took power again, they threw hundreds of thousands of Georgians off their health insurance. The contrast could not be clearer"

Global politics commentator Jacob Grech says "destabilisation" is the US strategy in Iran and other global hotspots. #politics #iranwar @3crmelbourne.bsky.social

Another Lego video released by 👁️ran, this one is a real eye opener, and, dedicated to Pete Hegseth, the war secretary or is it Hogseth, whatever 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️ Well, well, well, who’s been a naughty boy. The past will catch up with you one day.

Meet Russell Cleveland. Navy vet. Coach. Dad of seven. Running for Congress in MT-01 because his daughter died of leukemia, and the system that failed her is rigged to fail the rest of us.

Alexia Putellas has announced that she will end her 14-year association with Barcelona at the end of the season when her contract expires.

I'm running because this is my home. What about you Bera? #byekiley #heidihall4congress

"Follow your own star" - Dante Alighieri #mammals #nature #elk #deer #love #trailcam #Seattle #wildanimals #goodmorning #PNW #outdoors

3️⃣ Professor @kevinclimate.bsky.social at the National Emergency Briefing: UK must cut emissions far faster than planned even to limit warming to 2°C. And that's before accounting for mounting evidence that heating has accelerated. Full talk: www.nebriefing.org/expert-brief... #NEB2025

One of my other favorite visual touches in Manor Lords: construction

The Carolina Hurricanes were facing a massive test of character in Game 2 against the Montreal Canadiens. In other words, nuts were on the table... linktr.ee/ogtriangleme...

Talystro (Demo) - Gameplay 2 PC #Talystro #Gameplay #strategy #roguelike #cardgame #deckbuilder #Steam #PC #singleplayer #indie #indiegame And here's my full gameplay: youtu.be/z0bqt7Dw4JM

Both my parents had cancer. That fear haunted me for years. So I gave it a face and screamed back. #indierock #alternativerock #progrock #mentalhealth

Why was support for Brexit so uneven across the UK? Developed in partnership with University of Birmingham and University of Portsmouth. Watch the full video on... https://timeforgeography.co.uk/videos-container/geography-matters-brexit-migration-and-the-uks-economic-future/

Patients are NOT a revenue source, Alberta! 😨 #PeopleOverProfit #Stop2tierford #HealthForAll #Privatization

Happy 3 Days After Your Birthday!!! You get three Did someone say BIRTHDAY's!!!

February is Black History Month and the ATU is recognizing our rock star ATU members who have made a difference in their Locals and our Union. Our first honoree is Karen Miller, President/Business Agent of Local 1700. #BlackHistoryMonth #1u #canlab

Forty years ago tonight, Geraldo Rivera held TV audiences spellbound for two hours, unveiling "The Mystery of Al Capone's Vaults." He had a medical examiner on hand—in case the vault contained bodies!—and IRS agents to handle the millions of Capone dollars that would surely be stacked in piles.

"Governments always find money for war But same governments state, there is no money to help or feed the poor people who paid their money to the government through their taxes in the first place" Zohran Mamdani quoted Tupac Shakur when asked if he opposes the war in Iran

Zuckerberg says hand over your ad account and let AI run it. Reality: garbage ads, wrong audience, robot creative. People can smell inauthenticity. They buy from people, not T-1000s. Can't manage it yourself? We will.

MUNETAKA MURAKAMI CRUSHES HIS 19TH HR OF THE SEASON 💪 (via @MLB) Original post

It's New Music Friday! This week we're featuring “Rising To Glory”, a track that delivers cinematic power and inspiring energy, perfect for creators telling big, bold stories. Music that moves mountains.

Der 3. Versuch hat geklappt, sie hatte Hunger, er durfte hudern. Aber zum Schluss musste sie ihm mal wieder leicht auf die Schwanzfedern treten, denn er wollte nicht aufstehen. Kein Loch oder Riß bei den Eiern zu sehen!

HE told us before he was elected !! NO ONE LISTENED !!!

🔥 The 6 SHOCKING Reasons People Sell Their Homes! #RealEstateTips #HomeSelling #HomeBuying

Following Chicago’s 3rd wettest January day on record, another storm system arrives Saturday with wet snow heading our way. Meteorologist David Yeomans has the full weekend forecast tonight at 10 on CBS News Chicago.

Ellen White 1888 Quotes | Powerful Messages on Faith and Righteousness Explore powerful 1888 quotes from Ellen White on faith, righteousness by faith, and spiritual revival. This inspiring video highlights timeless messages from the historic 1888

She’s almost ready…. #harley #fatboy #harleydavison

Jack Nicholson & Dennis Hopper Classic & Timeless

When power only listens to profit, disruption becomes the only language it understands. 🎬 Full episode on Sumud Podcast: https://sumudpod.com 📲 Follow our host: @dredhasan.bsky.social  📝 Read State of Siege: https://substack.com/@ahmadibsais

happy priDE MONth

The Campaign Trail THEME SONG is already lit... (... as per April 2, 1996-- 2:15pm. IYKYK). *** [... claiming 1-day residency, so I can vote for him].

Hard Science Fiction

@mallorymcmorrow.bsky.social: Michigan has such a special culture of inclusion and curiosity. That spirit is what made me fall in love with this state.

🇺🇦🚀 Ukraine fired its first domestically produced ballistic missile — the FP-7. Range up to 200 km. Warhead: up to 150 kg. Top speed: 1,500 meters per second.