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Nothing like having a gorgeous doctor taking a look at your hemorrhoid

Marianne's secret superpower is being able to see the way people smell

If you're gonna wave us through on the road, please make sure there's not another approaching vehicle poised to smack right into us

"We're gonna need a cleanup on aisle face"

Spiegel's hair-loss treatment has turned his lower half from firehose into a squirt gun

We don't know about y'all, but Marianne always pulls out

How does Marianne choose her doctor? She asks herself one question...

This is just 2026's version of that black & blue/white & gold dress from 2015

We're not experts, but something tells us Justin could be wrong about the real names of these rappers.

Tell'em, Kirk

If for whatever reason Scot decides to step away from his radio career, he might have found his next gig in designing "Instagrammable walls"

Would this have been a cruel joke on Justin's nine-year-old son? 100%. But would it have been a little funny as well? You know it😂

Just to make sure nothing here is taken out of context, Scott is simply messing around

If only Justin were there to talk wrestling with Billy Corgan, but that may have turned this into a 2 hour interview.

Even a lacrosse icon like Paul Rabil can't help but to laugh at some of these "lax names"

If aliens are in fact real, Justin will be asking them about the probing before they can even get to it.

Billy Corgan on Touring with Amyl and the Sniffers in Australia

Scott had a goal to obtain abs before turning 50 this December, but he's starting to think me might have to lower his expectations a bit

Val is only a few steps away from adding chiropractor to her resume

Is Marianne flexing her glass Tupperware on us?

Smashing Pumpkins frontman Billy Corgan shares his thoughts on UFOs, aliens, government disclosure, and why he believes people should trust their instincts over official narratives. 👽👽

Who said you couldn't turn a commencement speech into an insurance jingle?

When in doubt, plank it out!

Spiegel serves up a tennis jokes that went right over Val's head

First, he gets rear-ended and now THIS??

It may not be the answer Rob was looking for, but it is the right answer

But seriously, how could not even ONE person see that Clark Kent and Superman were the same person.

Justin, Scott, and Spiegel take 'The Next Flight,' as they get a firsthand look at the Ravens' new uniforms!

Marianne may be entitled to financial compensation based on her reaction

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why he is the 'News Genius'

After all, they do tend to behave like a bunch of animals

Now we know Kirk is not a fan of "knobby knees"

Deciphering Spiegel's "Dog Voice" is no task for the weak

A joke about 'Baby Jessica'? This may not sit well with others.

You are now in the hands of Pastor Kobe!

Marianne's London trip got off to the worst start after her daughter's reaction to the melatonin gummies

If you work at 98 Rock and aren't a feet person, Justin and Scott will make sure you become one in short order

Why waste your money on caviar at Coachella when you can get all the free Faygo you could ask for at Gathering of the Juggalos?

Did Scott just get a NASA ambassador to spill all the beans?!

Bedroom Domination 101 with Kirk McEwen

Is Val letting the success get to her head?

Tony dealt a tough "F, Marry, Kill" Scenario

You never want to be that dude at the strip club looking to haggle a lap dance

Got some of the lord in ya, in the most literal sense

Take a closer look at Spiegel's bloody pillowcase!

Every man's favorite statue

Drag Names Part 1 #98rock #dragqueen #baltimore #comedy

The worst kind of "potato chip" to find in your bed

Scott's brilliant suggestion for the next Artemis mission

Tightness: The key to every long-lasting relationship

Honestly, we should just call it that at this point

We hope they're not... dead serious about this

If only Tiger Woods took after Kirk when it comes to carrying his pills

The great Italian hurricane of Long Island

We think we found Justin's childhood home

Might want to think twice about going to P.F. Chang's after this news...

So, this is what Val was talking about at a bachelorette party?

An oddly specific favorite midnight snack from Justin

Wait, Spiegel said he's heard this intro before? Well, that can only mean one thing...

Kirk's ideal woman is just one of the guys

When in doubt, hug it out

A rookie mistake from Kirk

Val made this one too easy...

That's... that's not what he was asking, Justin

For that special and irresistible cherry scent, use Pantene's new Dr. Pepper shampoo

Marianne's high school trauma resurfaces after recounting this memory

So that's what Bill Belichick sounds like while having sex

He just wanted to have a conversation with Todd Heap

Menstrual jokes are just not funny... Period!

Scott's nether region has been feeling it since yesterday's legendary lift

This one took a lot of balls...

Get ready to shamrock and roll☘️ Join Kirk and Marianne for a special St. Patrick’s Day LIVE broadcast from Barrel House LIVE on March 17th from 2–7pm🍻

Get ready for a shamrockin’ good time at Looney’s Pub in Perry Hall as Justin, Scott & Spiegel take over for a St. Patrick’s Day celebration like no other! More: https://www.98online.com/event/jss-st-patricks-day-bacon-and-beer-at-looneys-pub-2 

Trust us, they are adults. They just don't prefer to act like them.

Justin educates Spiegel on modern day lingo. Today's big word: "edging"

Three Days Grace has hit after hit after hit. And they’re bringing them ALL to 98 Rock Spring Thing 🤘 🎟 Grab your tickets now: https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/15006363D43CBB72 

That's... that's quite the thing to hear coming from your son's room

Valerie Preactor breaks the news of the Trey Hendrickson signing

This is why it's always best to double check. Also, we miss you Blockbuster!

The moment Karissa revealed her winner for 'The Hookup'

How's Kirk's throat singing 😂 #98rock #baltimore #radio #comedy #talkshow #maryland #98rockbaltimore #radioshow #rockradio #talkshowradio

Let's be real, we've all thought of very similar things, we just don't want to admit it

A m-m-m-miraculous turnaround