'[S]he said[,] “If you’ve ever seen a bird masturbate, you absolutely know what that bird is doing.' Has one? Anyone? And then there was reporting on 'not stroking the birds in certain spots' (sic), prolapses and 'de-sex[ing]'. This was not on one's Monday lunchtime menu, but . . . 😵

"If you choose to live in the wind tunnel, you have to accept involuntary Peninsular blow-outs 340 days of the year."

Everytime one reads beyond the headline into the first paragraph of "the news" . . . 📰🗞📺📻💻📱😱

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That confession is hardly Rousseau, but given "male/female interaction in our matrix", one wants to ask Mr Schrader why he would assign that much labour to the possessive pronoun to include us all, and whether the sophomoric use of the nouns is really something to which they want to commit . . .

Occasionally (as in, when the occasion requires); never during a formal dinner or while reading or writing. Music requires attention and focus, like reading-writing and guests, and is never background.

Years go by Will I still be waiting For somebody else to understand? Years go by If I'm stripped of my beauty And the orange clouds raining in my head Years go by Will I choke on my tears Till finally there is nothing left? One more casualty You know we're too easy ▫️Tori Amos, 1991

Lists are always idiosyncratic, but the South African list is wholly unrepresentative of the "greatest" books written by writers in or from the country over the last 150 years. Entire writers missing while others are overrepresented with even their mediocre books listed. As they say here, "Eish." 🫣

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Drop someone with long hair.

New ECIU analysis indicates that UK food prices are on track to be 50% higher by November 2026 compared to levels at the start of the cost-of-living crisis in mid-2021. eciu.net/media/press...

REED: How many taxpayers' returns were leaked by the IRS in the 2020 breach? BLANCHE: Excuse me? REED: 405,427. One of them was Donald Trump, correct?BLANCHE: Donald Trump and his family. REED: And Donald Trump was president at the time. So it was his IRS that allowed this breach of privacy

Roundabout Technologies CTO Sabeek Pradhan talks about Roundabout Technologies Real-Time Vision System and Intelligent Decision Making at DRIVE AI Demo Day on April 16, 2026.

Got to do my first hand tattoo today! Thank you for the trust and patience Joshua. It came out sick! 📍Find me @theprettysisterstudio in Costa Mesa, CA ⚡️To Book YOUR Tattoo⚡️ WrappedInPlasticINK.com 💫DM me with questions or if you want to talk #tattoos #orangecounty #seahawks #tinytattoos

THE #CANES WIN IN OVERTIMEEEEE

Germany's armed forces went over 70 years without a military strategy. What changed, and what comes next for Europe? (Members Only) Listen here: warontherocks.com/ep...

He did something wrong.

doing my little dancy dance #cat #meow #heart #love #dance

Caption “From pacifier to power... the dark side begins 🤣”

The 20th Brigade of the National Guard of Ukraine “Lyubart” is also joining the trend with its take on the film “Apex.” Translation: “You said you like danger.”

Almost any honest look into American history would tell you that we don’t always pick the wrong side but we almost always make the side we pick wrong #greenscreen

#diddy #combs #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/2026-05-15/us/Crime%20%26%20Law/fr/bs/Sean-Diddy-Combs-officiellement-privé-de-la-Clé-de-New-York-suite-au-choc-de-la-vidéo/1277295

#BringBACKUkrainianChildrenNOW #Ukraine #Chuldren #MOREthan20k #PutinAbductsUkrainianKids #PutinHuylo

luigi is a shipper i guess

Our Border Collie-Husky mix was adopted from strangers in a parking lot. He has to have regular blood work and takes meds for Valley Fever but is otherwise healthy, affectionate (on his own terms), and verbally inclined to express himself. We love his colorful personality!

Its International Myalgic Encephalomyelitis/Chronic Fatigue Syndrome (ME/CFS) Awareness Day!! Please note that this is my experience with the condition, but I've tried to create a bite sized introduction to ME/CFS! #MyalgicEncephalomyelitis ##ChronicFatigueSyndrome #ME #CFS #edsawarenessmonth

Holy Sh*t: Emmanuel Acho goes OFF on Patriots HC Mike Vrabel for being alone on a boat with Dianna Russini while she was pregnant and married. "Mike Vrabel, you were on a boat with a married, pregnant woman!?!" 😳😳😳 Original post

Barbers… your content is FREE advertising. 💈 Every fade. Every trim. Every transformation. That’s content. But most barber shops never post consistently… Then wonder why bookings are slow.

Still the same feeling anyway…

Les SOLUTIONS pour survivre aux crises ! Pablo Servigne - Sator - 02/07/2025 #Servigne #collapsologie #société #monde

OTD 4/25/1992: #Pittsburgh #Pirates beat #Chicago #Cubs   1-0, but it’s overshadowed by Kirk Gibson & his batting helmet’s adventures on the basepaths! Van Slyke: "Score that 7-1/2-4-5-6.” Gibson: “I guess I’ll have to put Velcro on my head.” #LetsGoBucs

The disappointment when you find what you think is someone's secret diary only to find out they're just reading Red Rising

I hate Myron Gaines but this argument was so well put. #Freepalestine, #Justice, #Progressivism

Tennessee State Sen. John Stevens (R), the sponsor of a new Congressional map that will eliminate the state's only Democrat-held seat, claims to have no knowledge of the new district lines he drew.

Who'd like to watch 1976 David Bowie dancing to 'Lush Life' by Zara Larsson? Behold!

Audio Director Dominic Vega takes us through how we’re adding a needle-drop moments to the game experience. Pre-order now and get a free Deluxe Edition upgrade. bit.ly/007FirstLigh... #EarnTheNumber #007FirstLight

Oregon safety Dillon Thieneman had one of the best performances of any prospect at the #NFLCombine! The fluidity, speed & high-point ability at that frame might lock him into the top 20 Biggest combine risers & fallers: youtube.com/watch?v=SLj9qnL7P6k #NFL #NFLDraft #NFLDraft2026 #DraftSZN #NFLSky

On the DSR Daily with @djrothkopf.bsky.social, we discuss the victory of Ken Paxton in Texas, Trump’s latest giveaways to Russia, the US’s role in the disastrous Ebola outbreak, and more. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... youtu.be/C0rMf5CTb40

@baldyrunner.bsky.social @santinimore.bsky.social @avril70.bsky.social @slaveteddy.bsky.social @djbhoskins.bsky.social @50sherdsofgrey.bsky.social @tonypickett.bsky.social @richardatkin.bsky.social @alant65.bsky.social @susanf.bsky.social #FollowFriday 2/4

⚾💥 24 July 2024 💥⚾ Game: Regular Season Pitcher: Orion Kerkering (R) - Philadelphia Phillies Batter: Byron Buxton (R) - Minnesota Twins The Play: 1-0, 1 out, bottom of 7th, Phillies up 4-1 The Pitch: 92.4 mph sinker Final: Twins won 5-4 in 9 innings

With sadness, I spoke about massacre, rape and human rights atrocities committed by Russian paramilitaries deployed in West and Central Africa at the Oslo Freedom Forum in Norway. It was shocking to so many.

A huge thank you to everyone who helped us raise an amazing £13,514 through the Big Give Earth Raise! 💚 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🐾 🐝 🌿 All of the money raised will support our efforts to hold the Scottish government to account and push for action to restore Scotland’s amazing nature across land and sea. #EarthRaise

A primeira direção de episódio do Ookubo veio no desastre de cronograma chamado Jujutsu Kaisen 2, mas mostrou muita qualidade no episódio que dirigiu (#12). Recebe sua segunda oportunidade de dirigir um episódio com Kamiina Botan #08. Não foi nada menos que magnífico.

Uncover the truth behind a shocking crime scene 🕵️‍♂️🔍 Dive into the mystery with Agent Buck Taylor! Who can you trust? 🤔 #CrimeThriller #ReadNow #BuckTaylorMystery #CurrentEvents #BookLovers

As Director Gabbard testifies before the House Intelligence Committee, I want to remind her of her own words from 2020 warning about the consequences of war with Iran.

This is going to shake things up, UAE is leaving OPEC.

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Only six months, make a plan to VOTE!

Watch Morning Minute feat. WPR's @anyavw.bsky.social & WisPolitics.com's @jrrosswrites.bsky.social discussing a "setback" in modernizing #Wisconsin's #unemployment system. -Full program: wiseye.org/2025/08/08/r... -Subscribe: wiseye.org/newsletters #WisconsinEye #wipolitics

Seems I need something lighthearted to finish up this dreadful year. My very 'big guy' bear uses a small tree for a little extra action to scare a raccoon and turns and smiles. Yes he does. And I am smiling too. You cannot not love bears.

This year was our 18th Founder Camp, where we invite True Founders from our community to step away from the day-to-day operations of leading their companies to connect with one another and ask the questions that keep them up at night. Christiaan Vorkink of Team True reflects on the event’s history.

🗣️"I don't think it's a penalty." ❌ The Match of the Day panel agree that Arsenal shouldn't have been awarded a spot-kick during extra time in the Champions League final 🤝

The FCC is trying to get Jimmy Kimmel fired (again).

If you want to know about pendulums, tune in tomorrow at 10:10 PM Eastern!

Missile interceptor debris in Kuwait:

A crushing disappointment. She was expected to bring in Missy Elliott. #america #2026

Nicole Whitted 💙: #MAGA questions. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Bravo Nicole!!

All the kefka recently put this all timer back on the brain again

HERE WE GO!