Fox’s coverage of today’s meeting between Brazil’s President Lula da Silva and President Donald Trump just consisted of them literally promising viewers that Trump was set to speak “at any moment,” and then eventually concluding their coverage with a ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Blanche: I am the Acting Attorney General! The fact that I used to be President Trump’s lawyer is just a fact. DON’T SAY THE PRESIDENT’S FORMER LAWYER WILL DO SOMETHING—SAY THE ATTORNEY GENERAL WILL DO SOMETHING!

MacFarlane: I would venture a bold prediction that if Americans were surveyed about the trustworthiness of 60 minutes, it may have more support and more trust or credibility with Americans than the general milquetoast term media.

Platner: If this becomes a race about discussing policies and a positive vision for the future, we have one. We have a positive vision, and we have policies to get there. Susan Collins doesn’t. She just has, frankly, the status quo.

Jeffries: We are more than willing to get to a place where we pass a national ban on mid-decade redistricting and prohibit partisan gerrymandering. But what we're not going to do is unilaterally disarm.

Reid: They’re whiny little bitches. If you say Stephen Miller is ugly—which is a fact—they cry. They want to be treated as children. They want to be praised.

Katie Phang and Epstein survivor Danielle Bensky visit a new exhibition space in Tribeca where the Epstein files are bound in 3,237 physical volumes. “To see the person who scheduled me, who is still not behind bars—her name is here.”

MacFarlane: I think the pope is also channeling the voices of any number of young people who are petrified of this, dispirited by this, worried about what this means for their future. Pretty silent on the home front from political leaders here. It’s nice to see the pope talking about it.

Khanna on Epstein files: Comer has made this totally partisan. He used two to three months to go after the Clintons, who haven’t been in office for 20 years, and yet he didn’t have Pam Bondi under oath. He didn’t have her testimony public. He didn’t have Howard Lutnick under oath.

MacFarlane: Amid all this turnover, there's a sloppiness that is rearing its head at the DOJ. You can see it in the court filings—this new genre of typos, the random capitalization, the random exclamation points, the hyperbole, the reference to Trump derangement syndrome

You‘d get something like Reyna Joy only it would be YOUR avatar … like the one’s you have on @playstation.com and the theme would be based on your skins from the song, the game, custom #brand made. The possibilities for using this technology for FUN are ENDLESS! Monetization is a licensing issue

Ihab Hassan: "𝘊𝘰𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘰𝘴 𝘪𝘴𝘳𝘢𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘦𝘴 𝘯𝘢 𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘥𝘢 𝘥𝘢 𝘷𝘪𝘭𝘢 𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵ã 𝘥𝘦 𝘈𝘭-𝘛𝘢𝘺𝘣𝘦𝘩, 𝘯𝘢 𝘊𝘪𝘴𝘫𝘰𝘳𝘥â𝘯𝘪𝘢, 𝘦𝘴𝘵ã𝘰 𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘰 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘥𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘴 𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘥𝘰𝘴 𝘦𝘮 𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘦 𝘢 𝘶𝘮𝘢 𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘢, 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘪𝘥𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘰-𝘰𝘴 𝘯𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘢 𝘥𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳çá-𝘭𝘰𝘴 𝘢 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘳." 🧵🎥3/3

Happy Friday from the Leicester Clinical Trials Unit! Here's this week's good news 👇 (3/3) Have a lovely weekend everyone! @easyas-trial.bsky.social

In case you missed it... here are some of the stories featured on SustainabilityOnline.net over the past week. Featuring news from Information Services Group, Neste, Ramboll and more. ⭐ Keep up to date with all the latest news and insights at www.sustainabilityonline.net  🌍 #sustainability #esg

History in the making at Yizhuang, Beijing: Humanoid robots just crushed the human half-marathon record.

Fuck Marco Rubio nut ass

Univision LA reporta desde el LA Regional Food Bank, donde la Guardia Nacional y California Volunteers colaboran para distribuir alimentos a comunidades necesitadas. El estado destinó $80M para apoyar a familias afectadas por el cierre federal. CaliforniaVolunteers.ca.gov

How often scoliosis should be checked depends on risk. Growth stage, symptoms, and progression history matter more than the curve alone. The right timing helps catch change early without over-testing. 📩 Upload your X-rays for review. #ScoliSMART

Als ob ich von einem tanzenden Holzstamm entführt werde..🤯🤣 #gaming #Fortnite #germangirl🇩🇪 #KathyClips #randomsquad #viral #fypp #BattleRoyale

To every veteran who served this country with honor and sacrifice — your voice matters. Your vote is powerful, and this election matters for the future of our communities, our democracy, and those who served beside you. Today is the last day to vote. Polls close at 7pm. #ThePeoplesCongressman

THEY DO SAY KNOW YOUR ENEMY…..😂

In an alternate universe, I imagine that all of the main line trains were Thomas the Tank engine - you couldn’t go on a train journey and be mad

A Health Secretary who won't meet #NHS patients...but will take £220k+ from private healthcare donors. So yes - we brought a puppet to Wes Streeting's office to ask the question: who is really pulling Streeting's strings? ⬇️

Here is this week's stream schedule! #vtuber #streamer #twitch #furry #ghosthunting

“If you have one real friend, you are blessed.” Today’s #MentalHealthMonday post is for my brother Keith Harris — and for every man still trying to stay strong alone. Loneliness kills. Connection heals. Friendship is medicine. #BlackMensMentalHealth #Brotherhood #KeithHarris

This game is like Valheim but you and your friends play as witches instead 🔮 Witchspire has a demo available on Steam! #SteamNextFest #indiedev

The vibe of the CKJK LA Pop-up is so cool! 🔗 www.instagram.com/channel/Abbb...

Special weekend edition.

“Honestly, y’all set the bar really high last night, BUT we gotta top that!”

Mainstream media is not fit for purpose. Let’s build something better… a new “civic layer” of media to serve our citizens, communities and nations better. It has to be for public good, not profit. It has to given citizens themselves the agency & tools. And it has to grow from the bottom up.

March 20-22! nerissanields.com

Lembrei do @bodinholoiro.bsky.social

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A gas tax holiday talks about 18.4¢ while ignoring the $1.50 problem. That's politics, not policy. And half of it likely goes straight to oil company profits. Congress knows this. Some just hope you don't.

Sleep Theory has a special case that contains something important for emergencies! #sleeptheory #digitaltourbus #businvaders #whiteclaw #tourlife

Discover the perfect balance of style, capability, and comfort in this 2018 GMC Terrain SLE. This stunning SUV boasts a striking Blue exterior and a well-equipped interior that will elevate your driving experience. Browse all of our inventory at LakeshoreChryslerJeep.com

#Bomba: Allegedly, #Iran destroyed the largest bunker in #Israel. We, cannot, confirm. But, it (always) feels good, such an impactful #News. Especially, in THAT case. Now, this is not say, we enjoy any casualties. Though, THAT might not be, the case, either, if we just imagine its whole #Junta gone.

So for some fkt up reason, New Jersey's governor sent in state troopers to help #ICE & further brutalize & deprive protesters of their rights! It's pretty flipping enraging! WATCHING THIS MAKES ME ANGRY AF! People should demand immediate answers from the governor!

Iga 🙏 Carlos #USOpen

🏳️‍⚧️ Am I STILL upset I wasn’t just born a girl? 🤏 #lgbtqia #mtf #transgender #foryoupage #upset (liked the sound so much i wanted to use it again 😝)

Quick Thoughts 💭 #AnacondaMovie  - now in theaters 🎭 🎥 🍿 🐍 #Anaconda

⚡️1st Center of Unmanned Systems Forces intercepted Shahed launch at Donetsk airport using drones. 🔗Learn more details in our video:

A direct hit of a Russian missile on a residential building in Ukraine

May is National Women’s Health Month. Access to basic essentials like diapers, wipes, and menstrual products plays a critical role in the health and dignity of women and families. Join us in sustaining this work:  https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/20WTX8BC5MZC7/ref=hz_ls_biz_ex

Yeah, this is a lot of horseshit in a short time. The mad king is screwing everything up...

It’s the season to have fun dressing up with fun costumes eat candy and let your inner child shine. There’s no bad time to be silly, and go out into the world to play! Even though it can be scary… don’t ever be afraid to be your true authentic self! 🤗 #sunnydayscoot #joy2ride @sunnydayscoot

It’s Pod Grant vs. Prime Grant in a battle for their lives! And now Prime Grant has an ally…the mysterious ADAM. Find out who wins in Merge Conflict Part 2, streaming everywhere now!

a little bit of prototyping for a quest marker system i need for a project, one of the things i experimented on depth for c: * Quest markers stay same size no matter the distance & fade in and out based on max distance and if you get too close. #VRChat #Unity3D #Shader

My #1week1minute 🎥 👥 Productive Finance Ministers #ECOFIN @consilium.europa.eu on the response to the impact of the war in the Middle East. 🤝🏼 with @ec.europa.eu EVP @hennavirkkunen.bsky.social, Séjourné & Commissioner Zaharieva 🌍 Projects across Europe 🎉Happy #EuropeDay! #ProudToBeEuropean❤️

Andrew, stop this! 😅

Well done Duke mate👏👏💜💚❤️

The Vocal Bible! Did you hear her on the 5TH harmony?!? Hear ear! 🤯

#california #primary #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/article/kv4ehx86

So langsam kommen immer mehr Videos aus dem Iran durch. Aufnahmen des israelischen Angriffs auf die petrochemischen Anlagen in Asaluyeh im Süden Irans, am 6. April während der Operation #RoaringLion

"US President - Epstein File ! child administer alcohol... "

There aren't many sins in my life I have not committed The difference between Saint George, the slayer of dragons, and me is that I am certainly no saint. George bears his soul to caller Mae in Oklahoma Follow #MOATS 556 #GeorgeGalloway #SaintGeorge #dragons #sins

Herzlich willkommen beim Wirtschaftsforum in St. Petersburg... "Alles ist gut, alles ist absolut sicher."...

Hunter Biden is using the weapons of our enemy to defeat them. He is our Luthen Real. 🤘😎