Pilots going down the aisles for everyone to chip in on gas money soon:

"He said I love you, sir"

Commercial: "Don't use our prescription drug if you're allergic to our prescription drug." People who can hear:

Klay Thompson, you fucking fool.

Time has proven me correct bsky.app/profile/pixe...

Fresh barber clipper blades are made from the teeth of the dragon Liu Kang turns into in Mortal Kombat, and they go Scorpion fatality with the alcohol wipes.

Taking him to talk to his lawyers:

Having to talk a parent down from the anxiety they gave you

You go high, I'll take his knees out.

Her: "Call me Big Mama" Also her: *hurtling down out of her Kia Sportage*

Donald Trump says the Bible is his all-time favorite book. ... ..... Just don't ask him anything about it

⭕Les membres de la #Flottille kidnappée par #Israël en eaux internationales subissent DES HUMILIATIONS de la part #d’Itamar_Ben-Gvir et des forces de police #Israéliennes.

Fleur makes an unexpected decision as a result of the magic, and her author finally finishes that tricky scene. Tomorrow, we're back with Julia. 😀 #paranormalwomensfiction #writinglife #indieauthor

Breaking: The Supreme Court just gutted the Voting Rights Act. Louisiana is 33% Black but will now only have ONE Black congressional district out of six. That’s 17% representation for 33% of the population. This isn’t about fair elections. This is about silencing Black voters.

The West Wing S05E20 - No Exit Clip number 0098 #TheWestWing

⚽ 3ª Andaluza Sénior (Málaga) – Grupo 4 | Jornada 25 F.C. Marbellí "B" vs Peña Compadres "B" 📍 Polideportivo Santa María Chapas 🗓 12/04/26 | 20:00h 📺 Emitido por Marbella Directo 🎙 Narrado por Diego Partida Encuentro exigente en la recta final del campeonato. ⚽🔥

My thumb SLIPPED what do you want from me.

About to be playing this on rotation 🔥 #FeelinLikeABucket #WNBA

What do y'all think? Am I on the money or off my rocker? 😅 (For the record: I used to teach leveled classes but eventually stopped because I found a per-move focus worked better, especially for online students.) #poledance #slinkthroughstrength #homepole #poleathome

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Two minutes of Satire #janmichaelvincent #kidrock #melaniatrump #airwolf #satire

It’s cold in Wrigleyville today! 39 degrees right now, but it feels like 18. Wind gusts up to 30 mph. Rubber game between Cubs and Angels. Score broadcast time is 12:45 pm CT. Spend the afternoon with us.

Jeff Bezos doesn't want to pay taxes! #politics Full video: www.instagram.com/p/DYxD1_3oPJ...

I feel like I’ve aged 5 years in 3 days. Anyway here’s a clip of my video on Venezuela 🇻🇪, Maduro and how Canada is fucked

that one section of afterburner unbeatable or smth idk (i wonder how kind bsky's compression will be to this clip)

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What 2 years of solo dev looks like: #indiegame #indiedev #solodev #gamedev

Turnbound blends roguelike deckbuilding, auto-battler strategy, and inventory puzzle builds inside a haunted board game... Demo now available on Steam — Early access also available 🃏👇 #indiegame #indiedev

Have you heard of the Trotties? 🌍 The video game featuring the world's most well-traveled dolls is now on sale for Nintendo Switch! It's the perfect gift for the little ones. www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro... #cozygames #nintendoSwitch

This leafy guy messes with your turret setup. Wishlist Cardstronaut on Steam today. store.steampowered.com/app/3177510/... #IndieGame #GameDev #CardGame #SciFiIndie #WishlistWednesday

Kat is here with some exciting news about her favorite show Hudson and Rex! You can catch the series on CityTV. @hudsonandrex

I don't understand the context but he got some serious hits

Min Yoongi looking FINE AF in those Y2K sunglasses in HD ✨️

Jennifer Welch says there is credible testimony in the Epstein files involving Donald Trump and a 13-year-old girl, including a signed affidavit. These are serious allegations. Do you think Trump is implicated?

Magnificent. Majestic. Refined. Palatial. Submitted for its visualization & entertainment value as always. ✨💕🌎 | JamesEdition “Sensation precedes manifestation and is the foundation upon which all manifestation rests.” ― Neville Goddard, Feeling Is the Secret

Our next ad: Randy shares his struggle to find affordable housing and why we need more tenants in Congress.

Proud to introduce my team. They bring a wealth of expertise and always amaze me with their dedication to creating a better Virginia through policy and constituent services!

#vinesauce #jollywangcore

Making you hide your smile? Let's tox about it. 😊✨ You know those lines around your eyes when you laugh? Some call them crow's feet. You might call them "the reason I smile with my mouth closed." But here's the thing — you shouldn't have to hide your joy. Botox for crow's feet softens those line

Hard worker

へき地を探索中に突如現れるバーサーカー。 彼らが居住する村やキャンプが加わるのが、このQuilboarさんのMOD「バーサカー・カントリー」です。 @Steam https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3636037584 日本語の解説はこちら：https://kenshi-jp.hatenablog.com/entry/MOD_Berserker #Kenshi

Melania Trump (r) walks next to a robot (l).

“They sometimes aren’t supported by their families. They almost always aren’t supported any longer by their friends.” Caroline Kingdon, on the profound isolation experienced by people with severe #MECFS.

#consumption #brain #slow #folkpunk #songwriter

Saba the #mainecoon #cat proclaims to you a fantastic feline Friday. #mainecoons #mainecooncats #cats #catsofbluesky #bluecats #blueskycats #catsonbluesky #caturday #felinefriday #catsky #animals #pets #signalboost #felines

I wasn't ready today Tightrope, a daily trivia game | Britannica May. 28, 2026 T I G H T R O P E ✅ 💔 💔 💔 ⎵ ⎵ ⎵ ⎵ ⎵ 🤕 My Score: 170

Caffeine can be dangerous if you have anxiety #caffeine #anxiety #andrewhuberman #neuroscience #panicattacks

El lado argentino de las Cataratas del Iguazú ofrece una experiencia mucho más inmersiva y cercana al agua. Mientras el lado brasileño destaca por las vistas panorámicas, el argentino te mete literalmente dentro del sistema de cataratas y pasan por encima del río Iguazú antes de llegar a las caídas.

🗣️ La organización de Torrelavega estaba liderada por tres clanes familiares. Se han practicado 33 detenciones y los delitos que se les imputan son variados e incluyendo tráfico de drogas y blanqueo de capitales 🎙️ Marisa Sopeña

Real Sociedad supporters unveiled a tifo in memory of Aitor Zabaleta during the match against Atlético Madrid. Zabaleta was a Real Sociedad supporter k!lled by a member of the racist Frente Atlético. Basque supporters also booed the Spanish anthem.

Gunbreaker max level, but just starting their Manderville weapon…only 1 tank class left to level! #ffxiv #ff14 #finalfantasyxiv #hrothgar www.tiktok.com/t/ZThCUbxAc/

This in #Fukuoka outside Hakata station was so cool.

a pretty good start to the day... #WildlifeTravelling in the #Cevennes with Europe's largest moth

The piece that made strangers cry in my DMs [VIDEO: Art reveal] 🔴 afrophilia-x.shop

The Look #ai #fun #free #girl #video #clip

March 25 is Tolkien Reading Day. It is also, canonically, the date the One Ring was destroyed. We have a hoodie with both a Shire postcard and a Mordor "Wishing You Were Here" postcard on it. 20% off through Sunday. nerdchicboutique.com/discount/SPR... #Reading #Fantasy #LOTR #TheShire #Mordor

🚨🔥 "Traitor Blue" dropped! British police & FBI-level betrayal. British police, traitors in blue! Selling out Britain like the FBI crew! Tired of the thin blue line stabbing you? 🔥 #TraitorBlue #BritishPolice #FBIExposed #WakeUpBritain @GOVUK @10DowningStreet @ukhomeoffice @metpoliceuk

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🎦 Folha abre inscrições para 11º Treinamento em Jornalismo de Saúde. Programa oferece oficinas de texto, palestras com especialistas e visitas a hospitais e centros de pesquisa 📲📰 Leia mais em mla.bs/84775da65c