How it feels trying to be optimistic in the current day.

Shout out to the last time I was prescribed Vicodin (wisdom teeth removal) and I did this in my friend’s livestream chat (there was a in game character you could email for hints but he kept sending love letters…I just maybe had less of a filter about what was going on)

Okay yeah I get why all the sales

Just saw a Trump supporter respond to the claim that Trump is a “child rapist” with an article about how technically Jeffrey Epstein was an ephebophile so they “weren’t children”

James Bond: I like you deeply as a friend and I’m going to choose to not even respond to that. *inflates you making you big and round* Yaphet Kotto:

I guess technically there’s another fitting clip from the same episode

“We want Boston” chants in Philly…maybe these teams should heed the warning of what happened when teams chanted that in 2024

I did a thing

WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF WOMEN DID NAS FUCK?!

Nas’ Rewind is a classic but I can never get over this line every time I listen. Like I get it it’s in reverse, it’s just very funny to describe it this way.

⏰ There’s now just one week left to renew your Season Ticket! Don’t miss out on all the magical moments at Celtic Park ✨⤵️ #ParadiseOnYourMind | #CelticFC🍀 www.celticfc.com/news/2026/ma...

IG: @ the.piaz Ukraine's 2014 shift: Russia's Sevastopol base in Crimea, a long-standing lease, became a flashpoint. A US-backed Maidan coup overthrew the pro-Moscow government, installing a pro-Europe one. #Crimea #Geopolitics #Sevastopol #Maidan #RussiaUkraine #AbolishNato #nato

It was a crime that shocked Spokane and set off a manhunt. A wife and mother, shot and killed while walking with her husband in Lincoln Park. Watch the debut of 509's Most Notorious Crimes: Murder in the Park Wednesday at 7 streaming only on KXLY+.

CORE Rules! ChimeraSHOCK! TTRPG in a world of Steam Engines, Bi-Planes, Airships, Black Powder, Super Science, Swords, and Majhic... Evolution on each world like ours doesn't happen all at once. Technology doesn't propagate at an equal rate. Cultures collide. #dnd #steampunk

It was planned.

KitKat heist? What KitKat Heist? We know nothing … honest … we swear. But remember you saw nothing right? Oh and Happy April 1st everyone! #themediacentre #aprilfool#huiddersfield #kitkatheist #justabitoffun

We visited Droid Depot to find the fourth release in the Build-a-droid series, DD-BD. Collecting all six droids allows you to assemble the protocol droid TC-332. This little adminmech was the first droid liberated by L3-37 on Kessel in Solo: A Star Wars Story. He even appeared in LEGO form.

naked on fresh sheets after a shower, still undefeated.

💯 "We can do better than this" ⚠ First Past the Post does not command public confidence when it comes to mayoral elections, says Angela Rayner 👉 The same is true of general elections. We need a National Commission on Electoral Reform

At the end of the 3rd in Los Angeles, Brittney Sykes leads all scorers with 25 points for Toronto. #WNBA

Gnarpy after seeing xe got Eliminated #regretevator #theamazingdigitalcircus

Great to see that he was outed. Not so friendly neighbourhood Bobby 👮‍♂️ 👏👏👏

From artificial intelligence to supply chain, the Semafor World Economy summit invites business leaders and policymakers to talk about current events. The summit is hosted by news media company Semafor from April 13-17 in Washington, DC.

It's #TrailerTuesday! Show me your indie games!

Regex is more powerful than you think, especially when generated by LLMs. 🔴 Join us for WeAreDevelopers LIVE every Wednesday at 12:30 CE(S)T at wearedevelopers.com/en/live

They saved Scooby! Body cam footage shows two police officers rescuing a dog from a burning home on Cape Cod last week. https://www.wcvb.com/article/body-camera-footage-police-officers-rescue-dog-from-cape-cod-house-fire/71411186 

artistdenisewyllie • Creator Whats this? These are #drawings & #colour studies to make my #artwork at @chelseaphysicgarden of #EddieSaintJean fellow #creative #writer, featured here. @BBCGardenersWorldMagazine #garden #healinggarden #artcollector @printmakerscouncil #royalsocietyofpainterprintmakers

“Finnish pro-russia Sally Raiski told #Russian media that, in her opinion, Helsinki is allegedly preparing to provoke a conflict with #Russia by conducting exercises near the border.

Following SCOTUS' decision gutting the Voting Rights Act, Florida Rep @annaforflorida.bsky.social joined @deanobeidallah.bsky.social, detailing Ron DeSantis' gerrymander. LISTEN: siriusxm.us/Dean

Another egregious flop. 🤦‍♂️ #NBA

On a misty mountain trail lies the legend of the 'high fiver' #FeelGoodTime #FGT

El estudio realizado por centros de investigación españoles e internacionales ha analizado 800 especies del Paleártico 📊 72 especies de aves de montaña se consideran raras por combinar alta singularidad funcional y áreas de distribución reducidas. Un tercio de ellas está amenazado a escala global.

This should be headline news.

The art of motorcycle maintenance might be dead, but Magic Cards and monks are still very much alive, and Post Malone is into both. #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert #postmalone

Genai report app.powerbi.com/view?r=eyJrI... Top influencers: technews-rt.bsky.social edzitron.com disabilitystor1.bsky.social ashleylynch.bsky.social indrapramitdas.bsky.social pookleblinky.bsky.social seraphsriddle.bsky.social kamakru.bsky.social djolder.bsky.social cait.bsky.social

Came back to say this then I’m logging off again: I haven’t forgotten yall “But both sides are just as bad” “voting doesn’t matter” people. Fuck yall. This literally the fault of not voting when it matter.

Platform teams often need golden images with internal requirements baked in. This video shows how Docker Hardened Image (DHI) customizations let you define changes once, keep attestations intact, & have those changes persist automatically across every patch: https://bit.ly/3QRTSgk

GOTTA GO FAST 🦔💨 Final day for Early Bird tickets to RubyConf 2026! Grab discounted tickets before prices jump May 1. No chaos emeralds needed, just quick clicking. Ends tonight: buff.ly/2YEb1Jn

Neofeud 2 is a #cyberpunk game where a social worker for homeless robots, an ex-con & an ex-trillionaire princess fight world-ending post-human CEO / Kings NF 1 is 70% off now! https://store.steampowered.com/app/673850/Neofeud/ Itch […] [Original post on mastodon.social]

Here's a preview of one of the new songs in the upcoming steam release of Flowerdrops. Darkbloom is the perfect airy tune to listen to while you grow flowers in a remote icy cavern. Wishlist Flowerdrops today! store.steampowered.com/app/3708530/... #screenshotsaturday #indiegame #gamedev #cozygame

adaptlypost literally did in 10 seconds what usually takes me an hour to figure out lol #adaptlypost #contentcreation #socialmedia #creators #fyp

It’s 2000. Your choice is…? Part 13. #nintendo #n64 #choice #ps2 #2000s

Harry Enten: How delicious for Democrats this morning. In 2024, Donald Trump won Florida's HD-87 by 11 points. Look at this swing, all the way to the left. The Democrat winning it by 2 points in the special election. Democrats are able to win in Donald Trump's backyard.

VAIBHAV BROKE SURESH RAINA’S RECORD? 👀🔥 Yes 😭🔥 Vaibhav Sooryavanshi equalled Suresh Raina’s legendary record for the fastest fifty in IPL playoffs/knockouts — both reached fifty in just 16 balls.

✨ New research spotlight: Digital Citizenshi for Health: platform assessment for cooperation, sustainability and impact by #RachealOgundipe. 📗 Read the report: https://tr.ee/L6wOYj 📽️ Watch the video for key findings and insights

Sixty Seconds Of Stephen On The Island his love of Lord Of The Flies #StephenKing #LordOfTheFlies #OnTheIsland

✨️ The realm of Halondrar rises in the Dun Hills, only to fall just as quickly into history. Follow along as we share daily lore leading up to Guide to the Dalelands. Join the mailing list at realmsbound.com ✨ #dnd #forgottenrealms #realmsbound #TTRPG

Power prices in PA and NJ are about to go up by as much as 20% on June 1st. Protesters gathered outside PJM’s headquarters, calling for more investment in green energy they believe could bring down prices. Catch my story on @wfmz.com at 6

Trump's tariffs cost the average family $1,700 last year, with higher prices on everything from groceries to electronics, clothes, and shipping. Now, the corporations that passed on higher costs from tariffs to consumers are set to get the refunds, leaving consumers empty-handed.

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The Columbian Exchange describes the widespread transfer of plants, animals, people, dis8ases, and technologies between the Americas and the Old World after 1492. #ColumbianExchange #GlobalHistory #EarlyModernWorld #TransAtlantic #HistoricalChange

Shohei Ohtani pulls his 10th homer of the year far out to right field to extend the Dodgers' lead to 2-0 in the bottom of the 3rd inning! Phillies @ Dodgers 📺: #MLB on Apple TV

"We've already started to hear it in focus groups, 'I thought he was different'" Luke Tryl discusses the potential impact of Nigel Farage receiving a £5m gift from a billionaire backer before he became an MP, adding that it "could deter those wavering Reform voters". #Newsnight

Some secrets should never survive centuries. www.amazon.com/dp/B0GZKYGG1 #gothicquotes #darkfiction #vampirethriller #bookquote #gothicbookstagram #darkromanceaesthetic #supernaturalfiction #horrorreads #bookishdarkness #gothicworld

Brazil 6-[2] Panama - Carlos Harvey 84' (Great Goal)

“I was called as a surgeon... to actually climb onto the rubble because someone was trapped up there.” Congressional candidate @hamawyfornj.bsky.social, who has been accused of having terrorist links, talks about his experience as a 9/11 responder. 🔗: zeteo.com/p/adam-hamaw...

I urged all members to reject the removal of the Digital Services Tax. Letting US big tech off the hook means walking away from $7.2B that could fund public services and infrastructure. We should not be abandoning Canadian policy simply because of pressure from Donald Trump.

One man can make a difference in a universe gone wrong… Available on #Amazon and #Kindle Now Comes Grim amazon.com/dp/B0CLZ4ZHLJ Whispers of Power a.co/d/iQQnejO Wolves Among Prey amzn.to/46Y0gJ1 #scifi #fantasy #thriller

RUSH: クロス・アーム・パイルドライバー (cross-arm piledriver) | STRAIGHT-JACKET PILEDRIVER #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️

Mir geht Fußball zum Glück am Arsch vorbei, andernfalls wäre ich etwas angefressen, wenn ich mitbekommen würde, dass sich Fußballstars von der ÖVP, für ihre Zwecke, benutzen lassen.