Double Stuff Podcast

@samreich.bsky.social wants to get spanked. And then he wants to get spanked again. We're not sure if this is figuratively or not. #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert #samreich #dropout

Once you start doing this for real it becomes sort of addictive. Also...this Oreo funky. #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert #samreich #dropout

We must have read the box wrong. It's not CHEESE Oreos, it's XI's Oreos! #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert #samreich #dropout

We don't prep. We never will. @samreich.bsky.social will understand. #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert #samreich #dropout

It is very clear that @samreich.bsky.social runs a successful business. #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert #samreich #dropout

May all our mothers be remembered as fondly as Alexander remembers Bayne's mom, who has touched the face of God. #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert #samreich #dropout

Sometimes a thing you love - that should be from your childhood - isn't, and that's pretty messed up. #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert #samreich #dropout

Sometimes you're raised in a house without Oreos. Sometimes you're raised in a house where what you're eating might be better left on the side of the road. #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert #samreich #dropout

When you think of someone showing up to work is it more Don Draper or more Laverne and Shirley? #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert

The Lindt and Ghirardelli families have been at war for centuries, and when they are done there will be nothing left but rubble and melted chocolate. #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert

Sometimes Producer Will challenges us, and usually we're up to the task, but not this time. #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert

Turns out you don't like milk. You like milk because Oreo told you to like milk, and you've been listening for so long you thought it was your idea. #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert

You could get all sorts of Halloween creatures in your Oreo, but you won't because they hate you and you don't deserve it. #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert

Hey kids, do you want to kill your cookies? Rip this one's head off and eat it! #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert

Consider yourself very lucky that you can't see us in the studio because you will either be horrified or aroused at an inappropriate degree. #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert

The art of motorcycle maintenance might be dead, but Magic Cards and monks are still very much alive, and Post Malone is into both. #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert #postmalone

We don't really understand what Post Malone is into, but whatever it is we're into it, too. #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert #postmalone

Old American music was weird. It was all about whether you were a Pie Boy or a Cakeman and I think they fought a war about it. #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert

Taking a quick detour to tell everyone to see Under Siege because Tommy Lee Jones never phones it in. #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert

Turns out they make birthday cake Oreos a little differently than other Oreos. #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert

If an Oreo asks if you're a cop you have to tell the truth. That's cookie law. #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert

Get me Guillermo del Toro because Max is becoming a fish man pretty fast and we need help. #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert

Turns out you can just call people and they'll come on your podcast. Of course we didn't call Arnold and he didn't come. #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert

When you think of how many Oreos you would eat where do you imagine yourself? Is it also at a gala or ball? It should be. #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert

Sometimes Max is happy when bad things happen to David and David is happy when Max gets bit. #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert

Is time the same on the surface of the earth as it is in the center of the earth? We honestly don't know. Should probably call a scientist. #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert

When and where were s'mores invented? Producer Will knows we don't know, but he HAS to ask. #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert

Everyone knows Betty Crocker is a demon who lives in the kitchen and she'll make you cursed cakes if you say her name. #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert

The S'mozone layer is a thick gooey coating of marshmallow that surrounds the world and keeps us delicious. #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert

What do you want to do to your Oreos? Is it PG? Is it...not PG? #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert

Do you have a spark? No? Good! Neither do these Oreos! #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert

Nobody is surprised, but Will had to make sure you knew that Max is an idiot. #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert

China has two speeds: insane 90's madness or absolutely chill vibes. #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert

Wanted: Hot Wing Oreo - DEAD OR ALIVE #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert

That's where we're from and that's where blueberries are from. End of story. #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert

Max might be learning something about himself; something he did not want to learn. #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert

The things we hope for the Jago estate are myriad, but mostly cookies and money. #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert

Max can't pronounce anything, it seems. This time David's on top of it. #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert

The Wrathberries are coming! The Wrathberries are coming! #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert

Max can't pronounce raspberry. Neither can David. #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert

Vanilla creme had everything going for it, until it fell in with a bad raspberry crowd. #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert

Sometimes a smell is too much. Sometimes it's a frightened horse. Sometimes that horse gets hooves involved. #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert

Silence of the Lambs makes us think about a lot of things, but eating cookies is not one of them...until now. #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert

What is a chocolatey chip? Is it NOT chocolate? WHAT IS IT!? #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert

The ways in which Oreo Town and Singapore are similar basically end at "Don't do graffiti" #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert

To the goblin bastards in the Nabasement: we see you, we love you, we hold you in our hearts. #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert

@samreich.bsky.social understands what we're doing, here.

You've probably seen the @dropout.tv sketch about our beloved cookie, but did you know that @samreich.bsky.social did a lot of (pretty gross) research for it?

@samreich.bsky.social regales us with tales from his childhood, and the allure of forbidden things, like Oreos or TV shows with scratching on screen.

Alexander tells us about the childhood snack that DID have the power to infest his brain and lay eggs...figuratively.

Sometimes you think an idea has been with you your whole life, but it turns out you're lying to yourself and everything is a sham.

Turns out @alexandernemser.bsky.social hasn't eaten thousands of Oreos in his lifetime...like some people.

. @samreich.bsky.social regales us with tales of his fully stocked pantry and his style of devouring forbidden fruit.

For our season 2 finale we have two special guests in the studio! @samreich.bsky.social and @alexandernemser.bsky.social join us to talk about the good old days, or at least figure out how long we've known each other. #samreich #dropout

All corporate HQ's should have a giant image of what they make involved in their design. Mostly for distaster comeuppance purposes, but also it looks cool.

In which Max starts channeling Abe Simpson and goes on a rambling and useless story about how David is nearly 100 years old.

Some say Oreos were sung into creation, some say they were left here by aliens, some say it was simply fate that brought them to our lands. Nobody knows.

Oreos, it turns out, haven't been heavily featured in cinema, and we're pretty wrong about this guess.

It's pretty hard to do a 23 and me about Oreos, but we're pretty sure we know who the parents are.

Post Malone has his Oreo, but could Austin Butler also have one? He's not a musician, so who knows, but his Peanut butter Jamboree sounds dope.

Would you rather a Post Malone Oreo or a Richard Kind Oreo? Only one way to find out: get me Richard Kind!

Post Malone is an honest man who doesn't mince words. He also may have had less to do with designing this flavor than you would think.

New Post Malone fact: he's jacked! He's also in Roadhouse (remake) as an incredibly buff fence.

Picture Post Malone in your head. Is he a man? Is he a fence? Does he have a hat? No matter your answer it's better than David's.

What do you know about Post Malone? Is he alive? Does he make music? Is he real? What is real? What is real to you, deal listener?

One flavor scientist in the history of Nabisco has ever been awarded the DFCR (Double Flavor Cookie Replacement) and nobody knows who they are. Tragic.

They're back, in our noses and in our hearts: the ever nostalgia-inducing Dunkaroo! At least that's what we think based on smelling these Oreos.

The Doughboy has been confirmed in a baking scheme that has cost the lives of countless other dough-people. Investigators cannot find any evidence, as they ate it all.

If you can't see all my squishy, delicious guts then do they really exist? How am I digesting food? HOW AM I BREATHING!?

They have so much potential inside that little skeleton-bag, and yet here we are with only one flavor per purchase. Brutal.

We're close to David's birthday! Or at least we were when we recorded. But that doesn't matter to you, so celebrate!!!

David is out. Now it's Max and Will and lemon against the world.

Nobody on this podcast ingests cleaning products, but if food tasted like they smelled, we'd be having a different conversation.

It's not every day you invent a new Peabody and Sherman episode, but we've done it. Rocky and Bullwinkle will call any minute.

Experts argue about the proper way to eat a lemon, but we're pretty sure it's just slurping chunks off a dirty sidewalk. Pretty sure...

We do many things like they're going out of style. We are also out of style, so maybe everything we do is like it's going out of style?

Today we learn something about David that may change how we see him for all time. There's no going back.

Today we learn something about David that may change how we see him for all time. There's no going back.

How many graham cracker puns can David and Max fit into 30 seconds? More than you'd think, and a lot more than you'd want.

The invention of the s'more may have its roots in old-timey villainous con men. Or maybe not. But we hope it does.

Every marshmallow is infused with a sprinkling of mallow-dust, which is made by fairies who break into laboratories and jam the dust into all the shmallows.

My childhood was so blue. The sky, the ground, the fire, the furniture...all blue. And Grampi had that big logo he hung up every year.

If you're eating a S'mOreo you're economically in pretty good shape, at least according to Nabisco and their marketing department.

We want our ideas jammed into our mouths as quickly as is humanly (or mole-personly) possible. NOM NOM NOM!

Get me Oscar Isaac, Jacob Elordi, and Marty Feldman because we've got a whole new Frankenstein on our hands!

Once again we discuss how much grease really belongs in a cookie, and Max shows his obvious control of Italian dialects.

Al Gore said it was the internet, but we know better. It's really the easiest way to shoot cookies around the globe.

Hang taste-master, sell, you can't! Old flavor! Madness! Insanity!!!

Sometimes you just can't trust technology to do the job right. You can, however, always trust it to be funny when it screws up.

If we can get Timothee Chalamet to come back I think there's a future in our single cookie movie.

Max and David sniff the box. Nobody tastes the box. Get your mind out of the gutter!

It's time for new pods. Only issue is we have no good ideas. Luckily David has...Mouth Problems. Coming soon!

Bring me my shovel, a camera, and a modem! The world must see me waste my one go at speaking with the dead!

Johnny Walker Blue Label and Malibu Coconut Rum are not the same thing. And yet, they came from the same twisted mind.

Tom Jago's resume is nuts: ended the war, invented helicopters, Irish Creme, Malibu Rum, and a one-man Nabasement. Wow!

We're so blown away by how many flavor pioneers come from England! So blown away, in fact, that we temporarily lose our ability to speak.

Max and David are once schooled in history by the ever-erudite Producer Will. Turns out Irish Creme was British, and invented by some guy named Tom.

Or C.R.E.M.E. Pretty sure Wu-Tang didn't have anything in there about ghosts or wizads, but maybe that's all subtext.

Never cross a wizard, because they'll do things to you that you can't imagine. Confectionary things!

It should be noted that Max has basically no short term memory anymore. Science can't explain it, and he'd check it out, but he always forgets.