Me,walking into an ally you got the goods? you sure its quality? Dark stranger: Oh ya, you won't get this anywhere else Doesn't cost a dime, you can even borrow a park pass from the library Me: Oh ya that's what i want to hear Dark stranger: *turns on phone( birds flying in front of the sunset

For those who've left meta properties, i've been trying to post only ducklings and goslings since the start of the Iran War so that I'm fed basically everything on the platform , and it's worked pretty well, but I have to do stuff like this because I'm begging a machine 🙁🙁🙁

I know reality is rough now but @samforstag.bsky.social is out with another low res banger. His election is Tuesday, let's hope he makes it through the primary and maybe in the general we can convince him to log on here more. Then in 2029 WE can take Musk down. www.instagram.com/reel/DY_M3Jm...

YESSS LET'S GOOOO #WorldOtterDay!!! 🦑

Tonight's sunset. Goodnight. Or. Sleep as well as you can.

SQUEE REPORT: I was hanging out for gosling nap time and two of the four curled up in the cutest way, but then I said to myself "The Only Way This Would Be Cuter Would Be A Four Way Cuddle Puddle" AND YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENED NEXT!!! 🪶 🐣

Saw a handful of snoopy birds being just lovely on the beach tonight. Normally black skimmers don't nest on the beach in SoCal; 2 years ago they did and had a REAL bad time. Let's hope these super sweet moments are a sign of successful nestings to come. ❤️ 🪶

Let's get this W.

HERE IT IS: My best ✅ Grass level ☑️ Forward facing ✔️ Bumbling gosling foraging footage of the 2026 baby bird season. So far. LOOK AT THAT TONGUE GO!!! Unmute for EXTRA smiles! 🐣 🪶

but brett, what if you just made a gif of the butt? this is bluesky, its friday night. give the people what they want! DONE!

"We weren't ready for the pace... Give (Montreal) credit, they made plays. They made plays, and they got us, but I didn't really know what we were doing." Rod Brind'Amour explaining the #Canes' turbulent first period.

King Charles III’s Speech Becomes High-Stakes Test for U.K. Prime Minister Keir Starmer. 👉 Read the full story at NewsLink7.com #KeirStarmer #KingCharlesIII #LabourParty #UKPolitics #KingsSpeech #ReformUK #News #WorldNews #Noticias

BTS will line up with Madonna and Shakira for the first ever halftime show of the FIFA World cup (Can't believe i wrote this 😭😭)

They don't know what the FUCK they're doing...

May, a good time to visit York City. York is a historic walled city in North Yorkshire, England, renowned for its Roman roots, Viking heritage and medieval architecture. Located halfway between London and Edinburgh, it serves as a major cultural and tourist hub, easily accessible by train. #travels

"SHIFTERS 01: Survival is not Optional." by Kal Fulsom books2read.com/SHIFTERS-01 A thrilling, disturbing, thought-provoking, witty, and innovative first installment of this controversial and mind-boggling series.

Today marks the first day of Women’s History Month. No matter what political barriers, societal expectations, and obstacles, women have contributed greatly to this world and achieved significant progress. #womenshistorymonth

By detecting biomarkers linked to Alzheimer’s, new blood tests may help identify the disease earlier, expand access to diagnosis, and support timely treatment decisions. 🔗 Learn more: www.parsemus.org/2026/03/new-... #Alzheimers #BrainHealth #Dementia #CognitiveHealth

Our federal leaders are sitting on their hands. It's up to state leaders to step in and work together to protect the American people. Our conversation with State Futures' @gabygoldstein.bsky.social on detention centers, the Iran War, & state leaders coming together: www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHSK...

Goodwin on such a heater, he’d rather take the pull-up trey than pass for a wide-open layup lol

Early 2000s Porsche 911? Green Porsche driving today

🔴Italia, Francia, Reino Unido y Alemania instan a Israel a parar la expansión de sus colonias ▪️Se oponen a aquellos miembros del gobierno israelí que están promoviendo el desplazamiento forzado de la población palestina de Cisjordania 🎙️Corresponsal en París, @antoniodelgadorne.bsky.social

Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift locked in for Knicks-Cavs Game 3 👀 Original post

I was just looking at that. Crime syndicate Feb 7, 2020 as COVID was hitting America

Clutch Queens: Caitlin Clark SHUT DOWN The Indy 500 😳 Caitlin Clark completely TOOK OVER the Indy 500. Link: www.youtube.com/shorts/dz1it... #CC22 #CaitlinClark #FeverRising #NowYouKnow #FromAnywhere #IndianaFever #WNBA

TRUMP'S OWN WORDS: "I don't think about Americans' financial situation."

Abbrennen von Pyro ist gefährlich und ja die Kinder vergisst die auch nicht… 🙄

I’m doing a state by state analysis of how to drive the blue wave in spite of the recent racial gerrymandering in the South. 1st state AL. Feel free to add any facts I might have missed, not aware of or correct any errors in my analysis. #bluewave #voteblue #2026elections #voterepublicansout

Tottenham Hotspur 1-2 Aston Villa 🥊 Buendia and Rogers knock out Spurs 📈 13 Wins in 15 Matches ⚫ Away Kit Curse broken? #AVFC

I knew I did. Just by what you were saying. Bc if you knew, you wouldn't be saying what you are about Reese.

Have you checked out our first Donated Valuables Auction yet? Find a special treasure AND support the local news, stories and entertainment you love at akpub.io/APAAValuables.

Building on our rich heritage to develop the future of the region’s rail through new stations and investment.

SGA ARRIVES FOR GAME 4 👏 Thunder seek a 3-1 series lead in the West Finals! 🍿 OKC (2-1) SAS, Game 4 📺 8:00pm/et on NBC & Peacock

#Abolish #HOAs NOW! Attorney #BruceBurtoff, 77, was jailed for nearly 2 months in Florida for contempt of court after refusing to reveal the names of 2 neighbors and clients who sued their #HOA for mismanagement (their case was dismissed).

Community building retrofits can strengthen resilience to extreme weather while supporting inclusive, local green jobs. Make the most out of your retrofit project: https://greenmunicipalfund.ca/resources/guides-equity-and-non-energy-benefits-community-building-retrofits

A true genius.

Thanks to @MikeFromLFE I was able to catch the end of the ex-East Midlands Railway Meridian on its way out of Euston and up to Crewe.

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Perfect group accommodation near Lausanne #Pully #privatestudio #studioPully #GrapePlace https://www.grape-place.com/grape-place-prieure/?utm_source=BlueSky&utm_medium=BlueSky&utm_campaign=BlueSky&utm_id=BlueSky&utm_content=BlueSky

Corporate Ordinance Delta Alpha... 🎶It's what we do🎶

❌ #GeoffreyHinton, who is widely known as the godfather of #AI, used his 2024 #NobelPrize acceptance speech not to celebrate his creation, but to warn humanity of its risks‼️

Bukayo Saka, who officially joined Arsenal at 8 years old, gets his long-awaited moment with the Premier League trophy!

A question has been raised by Bill Maher: How would a Universal Basic Income be afforded by the government if all jobs are taken away by AI? 🤔

I'm here to finally announce the... 🎼🎵 RE-RELEASE OF TOONLOID !!! 🎵🎼 [Part 1/3] Now she's a Dumblotraight on Dwurm, wanting to Destroy DWURM-MIKU ?! + with 5 BRAND-NEW Voicebanks !! 🤡 ⭐️ DOWNLOAD HER VB's HERE; poundtoundhound.org/toonloid/too... | #Art | #OC | #UTAU | #VocalSynth | #TOONLOID |

Live from Montgomery County, it’s happening this weekend. Here's your weekly guide of 7 things to do, including Bethesda’s Round House Theatre Teen Takeover.

Deja vu. Was 1st on-call for early but didn't have to go in. Have VAC Friday, so I avoid possibly being drafted for tomorrow & slammed into Sunday night. I sense future debauchery.

Zeit, nach Serbien zu schauen. Dort kämpfen Studierende weiterhin unermüdlich gegen ein autoritäres und korruptes Regime. Auch in Österreich gehen Studierende auf die Straße – aus anderen Gründen, aber genauso wichtig: gegen Kürzungen & für faire Bildung. 📚🇦🇹 📍27. Mai, 13:00 📍Uni Wien Hauptgebäude

Feline like this is a good one.

Repeat after me #fyp #therapyhumor #meditation #followme

Together, Wisconsinites are showing their support & interest in maintaining civic media & public access. #WisconsinEye received over $40K in charitable contributions since launching our #gofundme campaign. Keep the momentum going! Visit: gofund.me/8239afb08

It’s #NationalPhilanthropyDay! Every act of giving - time, leadership, or financial support - helps bring our #TechWithAConscience vision to life at Ontario Tech. Thank you to our donors, partners and volunteers. They are the spark behind innovation with purpose. giving.ontariotechu.ca

While people are being served maggot infested food at Delaney Hall this is the message from Greg Bovino to #ICE There is literally no shame when it comes to this regime.

Literally you 😂 | RuViral Literally you #Shorts 🔥 More viral clips & AI art: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@RuViralEN TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@coolvidzcool Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/vidzcool/

Duckworth to Rubio: "That's an astonishing figure. In just 14 weeks, President Trump will have blown through as much if not more money in Iran than he thinks Congress should spend on US diplomacy for the entirety of the next fiscal year."

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Vegas gets on the board with a Shea Theodore shot tipped in

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Julie Won, Antonio Reynoso and Claire Valdez all said stock trading by members of Congress should be banned. #NY1Debate

so you can do twincest toxic yuri

⚾🤡 03 June 2026 🤡⚾ Los Angeles Dodgers at Arizona Diamondbacks Game: Regular Season The Play: 1-2, 2 outs, bottom of 9th, Dodgers up 7-0 Error: Gabriel Moreno reaches on a fielding error by third baseman Santiago Espinal. Final: Dodgers won 7-0 in 9 innings