Benn Jordan
@bennjordan
I've gotten better at math since my last live performance, and it'll be behind me on an enormous screen on May 15th.
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I'm here to disrupt the finance synthesizer scene.
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This is what your neighborhood will be like after your representatives sign that Flock contract. Get involved before it's too late.
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Don't worry I shaved the beard.
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I uploaded a thing. See you tomorrow.
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Heuristic surveillance data is both widely under-reported and difficult to mitigate without tossing your devices and living in the stone age.
Just casually comparing President Trump's arrest for falsifying records to hide a payment to a pornstar to the crucifixion and resurrection of Jesus Christ.
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Gently annoying broody hens is a good way to get them to leave the next and get their hormones back to normal levels. It's also a good instrument.
This is what your neighborhood will be like after your representatives sign that Flock contract. Get involved before it's too late.
📌A Mexican performer stages a Zapateado Veracruzano, a traditional rhythmic footwork dance from the Mexican state of Veracruz, on top of an Israeli flag in a public act of protest. 📌The dance is defined by percussive foot stamping, where the dancer uses their steps as an instrument, creating rhythm
Good Morning! It's Thursday 07 May 2026, Andy Lloyd's Morning Show is live every weekday from 09:00 with three hours of music, showbiz, news & sport with features including The Retro Chart, The Bradshaws, Nuts at Nine, LA Spinz and a featured birthday artist.
Saying 'abortion' — without whispers or euphemisms — helps break down stigma and affirms that everyone deserves access to the care they need, without shame or apology. 💗 #SayAbortion #EndTheStigma #ReproductiveFreedom
War? FAILED. Deal? REJECTED. Economy? DON’T ASK. Epstein files? BURIED. Aliens? THIS is trumps LAST CARD, and it’s a JOKER.
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Clutch Queens: Caitlin Clark Had PRESIDENT LEVEL Security 😳 Caitlin Clark wasn’t even playing basketball… and she STILL became the biggest attraction at the Indy 500. Link: www.youtube.com/shorts/KqgHL... #CC22 #CaitlinClark #FeverRising #NowYouKnow #FromAnywhere #IndianaFever #WNBA
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I got called a "foid" for the first time today 💔 twitch.tv/salpo_nolobio
"We’ve got a faithless president who plays CHRIST while starting WARS of choice and raking in billions from foreign princes. Meanwhile: rent, power, groceries, healthcare — all record highs." "You pay more. The First Family gets billions more. They’re crooks, and everybody knows it."
🤡 Geopolitics feels like a bad comedy. Iran threatens Ukraine for drones, forgetting they’ve attacked us with Iranian drones from day one! Meanwhile, Trump lifts sanctions on Russia—the one supplying intel to strike U.S. bases. 🤦♀️ The only peace plan? Defeat & demilitarize Russia
🎙️🚀 Now & Next News! Episode 5: “Goodbye Summer Interns” ☀️👏 🦆 This summer, DTC interns brought energy, creativity, and fresh ideas! #NowAndNextNews #DTCNews #ChipQuackerby #NiaJetstream #InternLife #Innovation #Teamwork #DigitalTransformation #DuckDispatch #DigitalScoop #Rubberducking #DTC
New trucking authority owner. Zero revenue history. Can't get equipment financing. I hear this story every week and every week I say the same thing: Card stack first. Here's the play: Get $50K-$100K at 0% interest through card stacking. Put it toward your truck purchase or down payment.
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We have something just for you in our Toys Dept. See what's inside. poshboymedia.com #toys #games #poshboymedia
4/7/26 JD Vance goes to Hungary to support a dictator for Trump. #news #politics #currentevents
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pov: you said “don’t laugh when I show it” and I tried… I really did… but be fr 💀 #sph #smallcock #dickrate #rating #cockrate #femdom #curlyhair #natural #naughty #asmr #joi
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With Abortion Rights Scotland in Edinburgh today. Showing support for free, safe, legal, local abortion services, free from harassment, provided and delivered by the NHS in Scotland.
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