I couldnt get my dad to get me into the national guard.

The new Sherlock Holmes by Guy Ritchie will have to deal with Conan's predictions.

This motherfkr has the moves like Jagger

Why does everything have to glow these days?

I want the ones that dance like me.

Hey!

Listen. When Norm goes on the clucky show like The View, and predicts horribleness again, these dipshits will have to believe him. Sometimes men are right and are suppressed by women. #ImWithHim(Norm) , I mean)

Nirvana got heat for their song "Come As You Are"

Rick Mercer taught them to do it to themselves.

Literally watching Jackson Galaxy right now trying to imitate a caterwall. Hilariously.

Vaseline’s new “Love Hurts” campaign turns a widely shared childhood ritual into an emotional story about care, memory, and cultural connection.

#NBA East Playoffs, Round 1 - Game 2 Hawks @ Knicks

You accidentally stole a magical object that shouldn’t exist. https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0BS8KV8S2 #StolenOath #WitchyRomance #ShifterDrama #MayaDaniels #MagicAndBetrayal

#BlindTestXylophoneàUneMain - #5 Sans doute pas facile pour tout le monde, allez je lâche l'année, 98 !

The US Constitution is 7,500 words. You could read it in under an hour. He apparently couldn't be bothered. Or more likely can't read. New piece. Trump vs the Constitution. 🔗 open.substack.com/pub/austinsi... #Constitution #Trump #Emoluments #WarPowers

There will be NO TIME LIMIT as Kyle O'Reilly faces AEW Continental Champion Jon Moxley for the title! Watch #AEWDoN LIVE on HBO Max PPV

Spurs guard Dylan Harper, on getting his first playoff series win: “It feels great. The five games that we had, for it to be my first time, I couldn’t think of anything else. I think this is probably the best experience for me.”

Bunny says hiii #goodmorning #gm #hello #bunny #saturday

Five Outsiders ➜ Five lesser-known actors have been driving recent headlines: a diaspora organiser, an online provocateur, a CIA director in Havana, an acting ICE boss and a president facing mass protests.

May 19, 1990: Portland's Clyde Drexler with the finger roll over David Robinson in Game 7 of the WCSF. Drexler had 22 PTS/13 REB/8 AST and Terry Porter had 36 PTS/9 AST in the Trail Blazers' 108-105 overtime win over the Spurs. Terry Cummings had 27 PTS/10 REB for San Antonio.

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Yeah y'all... Idk. 😭😭

Flooding in Samandag. One person died and three were injured (Hatay, Turkey, May 21, 2026).

“There is now majority support for electoral reform among the voters of all five principal parties across the UK.” Fantastic to host the esteemed Prof Sir John Curtice at our joint UD-MVM webinar this week. If you missed it, you can watch it back here 👇 www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXme...

I continue to be personally called out in every episode of this show

📲 Marta Torrejón’s brother via IG, possibly for a farewell photoshoot:

NO SLEEP FOR CEOs HOUSING KIDNAPPERS. Hilton CEO Christopher Nassetta has refused to stop housing ICE, and has punished franchise hotels and employees for doing the right thing. Until Hilton stops collaborating with fascism, we will be at his doorstep to haunt his dreams.

30seconds of gameplay of my indie game:

"A very convenient coincidence" and "conveniently odd". This is how ministers are describing the theft of Morgan McSweeney’s phone, and his use of disappearing WhatsApp messages. So, is it an issue that government messages are "disappearing into the ether"?

📺 La actuación de Sandy Alcantara contra los Blue Jays.

The Canadian government is destroying human rights:

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Today is #WorldHungerDay. The 2025 EAT-Lancet Commission, which includes OHT’s Dr. Ramanan Laxminarayan, proposes a global #foodsystems to help address #hunger, improve nutrition, and tackle climate and biodiversity crises. Learn more here: onehealthtrust.org/publications...

I just returned my mail-in ballot! (I bet you can guess for who) If you have one sitting around, it's time: fill it out and send it back! You can find full info on voting by mail in this election at tinyurl.com/hamawymail

#Venture #ColecoVision #Arcade #Atari2600 #Intellivision #Shooter

Michael Tracey demands Julie K. Brown and Tara Palmeri to "bend down, pucker your lips, and plant a big fat kiss on my hairy, disgusting ass."

❗️General Keith Kellogg stated at the Black Sea Security Forum that Ukraine already possesses one of the strongest armies in the world thanks to its combat experience and the use of modern technologies.

I'm having sex with my husband 💦 #nintendo #pokemon #disney #roythefox

One of the DAO’s biggest proposals. Data-driven insights, community decision. #InterLink #ITLG #ITL #Web3

Former Toronto City councillor & MPP makes a good argument how Doug Ford’s airport land grab is a threat to our sovereignty. Remember nothing can be seized without Mark Carney’s approval: #onpoli #cdnpoli #topoli

This. Bullish holding off the defender and slammed in. This is the Vik we needs

Jimmy, "You can't smoke around the baby!" Virginia, "Jimmy, smoke rises, she's not going to be tall enough to breath it for a LONG time!" Before she knew of 2nd hand smoke my mom smoked in the car & my open window drew all the smoke past my face. But she […] [Original post on mastodon.online]

➡️A Houstonian receives a call out during President Donald Trump's annual State of the Union speech.

Delta, el sistema operativo ucraniano para conducir la guerra, es alabado por el secretario del ejército de EEUU, reconociendo que tiene funciones que EEUU no soporta. Piropazo! :blobcatbeer: "El secretario del Ejército de los EE. UU., Dan Driscoll, elogió el […] [Original post on mastodon.la]

This video is the perfect encapsulation of the illegal, thuggish, unprovoked, violent conduct of ICE. Rep. @benniethompson.bsky.social, I trust that you and the House Homeland Security Committee will have interest in this.

Times up Susan. Don't let the door hit you on the way out. Looking forward to your defeat, you enabler.

日ハムの試合結果と一緒に目覚めたら… 見事勝利してましたね！ 寝起きに最高すぎる🙌 「ミンチをチャンスへ！」 …じゃなくて「ピンチ」ですね😀 寝起きからまだ頭が回ってないかも（笑） 改めまして おはようございます！ヒロトんです☀️ ドラマ『夫婦別姓刑事』 そっちの展開でくるのかぁ😂 そしてタグ付けるの完全に忘れてました💦 🎥 今日のAI動画（Grok生成） 『Re:ゼロ』のテレシア風の女の子👧 なぜかボクシングスタイル🥊 このギャップがなんか良いですよね🤔 👇ツリー（リプ欄）に別アングルの動画と 今日までのお得な読書情報を繋げてます！ ぜひ最後まで覗いてみてくださいね👀✨

A reopening ceremony was held Wednesday for the Santa Cruz Municipal Wharf after is was partially destroyed during a storm in 2024. The truncated wharf is now repaired and open to the public. 🎥: Carlos Avila Gonzalez/S.F. Chronicle

Week 2 out of 52 #gamedev journey @official.headlesschickengames.com Should I start "right"?

Creating space for everyone to experiment is key! Encourage questions and learning beyond the session. Let's build confidence together! #Salesforce #SalesforceTrainingSolutions #SalesforceSuccessSecrets

Old 2 The New. ✨

ゴスペル. #ゴスペル #キリスト教 #聖書 #福音派 #愛 #トレンド #バイラル #FY #教会 #政府 #トレンドingreel #Japan

What do Mostra, Milan and Marcin have in common? The answer is.. heat pumps of course! 📍Meet us in hall 11, booth U22. Don't miss our policy session on the current status of the heat pump market and its future developments tomorrow at 14:30 in Scorpio Room at Fiera Milano. ehpa.org/news-and-res...

Videos showed the chaos of the teen takeover in Clearwater Beach, which police say led to a fight that escalated into a teenager being shot. https://www.wfla.com/news/pinellas-county/videos-show-chaos-of-clearwater-teen-takeover-17-year-old-charged/

Olivia Miles, the runway is clear

Empty Your Mind with This Simple Diaphragmatic Breathing Technique! - Introduction Welcome back to the 26th episode of Skeletal Leap: A Living Adventure! Today’s episode titled “Empty Your Mind with This Simple Diaphragmatic Breathing Technique!” will tell you about emptying the mind via...

When science meets breakfast in the most explosive way. Trust me, this isn't your typical egg experiment. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 🧪 Enjoy the extraordinary reaction of household items creating a foamy spectacle. It's chemistry in action, and it's...

🦆 Heigh-Ho, Heigh-Ho...

Nouvel épisode sanglant à Nantes. Une fusillade a fait un mort, jeudi 4 juin 2026, tué en pleine rue et en plein jour. 

#BOLIVIA ❌ NO dialogue or negotiations with the puppet of US #RodrigoPaz ‼️ "We must prepare the resistance of the people, from all their organizations, from the countryside to the cities."