Captain Chemical (band)

HE TURNED HIMSELF IN: An Afghan Taliban leader gave himself up while claiming the $100 reward for his capture. He walked to a police checkpoint with a NATO wanted poster featuring his face, demanding the $100 finder's fee. Captain has the story on the DEEP SIX album, out June 6.

MORE THAN HE COULD CHEW: In a protest against AI generated "art", a University of Alaska student ripped prints off a gallery wall, tore them up, and ate them. A heroic stand for humans against the dominance of computers? Hear Captain Chemical's take on their new album DEEP SIX, releasing on June 6.

SPERM RACING: The newest World Cup sport, featuring sperm from 10000 global contestants swimming up a microfluidic track in a series of race brackets. Can't possibly be real, you say? Think again! Captain Chemical hits issues around this 'sport' on their new album DEEP SIX, which drops on June 6th.

ALIEN HAND: a rare neurological condition in which an arm or hand moves involuntarily, acting outside of the owner's conscious control. But then what does control an alien hand and to what purpose? Captain Chemical tackles this question on their album DEEP SIX, releasing June 6.

6 JUNE 1944 D-Day: Allied forces invade Axis Europe, hoping to improve the world. 6 JUNE 2026 DEEP SIX-Day: Captain Chemical's forceful new album invades your eardrums, hoping their songs about ridiculous things that actually happened will improve your world, through humor and musical energy.

Sad news from the indie music world. We can now confirm that the once-great band Captain Chemical has SOLD OUT. Their goal to steal a billion Taylor Swift fans, mostly pre-teen girls, starts with the release of their pop dance hit "Chem-Pop". Civilization ends on January 9.

No! This can't possibly be happening! Captain Chemical is a highly respected multi-genre indie band, not some made-for-teenage-marketing pop dance crap. Right? Find out on January 9.

No way! Is the end of world finally upon us? Has Captain Chemical really ditched music to embrace pop culture? Did those weasels SELL OUT? Find out on January 9.

New Captain Chemical music comes out MONDAY 19 MAY, with world premieres on Uncle Funkbeard's Indie Music Showcase (music) and Clysmic's Indie Boom Shockwave (video). Until then, enjoy the back story of the band's wardrobe... volume up!