New Captain Chemical music comes out MONDAY 19 MAY, with world premieres on Uncle Funkbeard's Indie Music Showcase (music) and Clysmic's Indie Boom Shockwave (video). Until then, enjoy the back story of the band's wardrobe... volume up!

SPERM RACING: The newest World Cup sport, featuring sperm from 10000 global contestants swimming up a microfluidic track in a series of race brackets. Can't possibly be real, you say? Think again! Captain Chemical hits issues around this 'sport' on their new album DEEP SIX, which drops on June 6th.

Sad news from the indie music world. We can now confirm that the once-great band Captain Chemical has SOLD OUT. Their goal to steal a billion Taylor Swift fans, mostly pre-teen girls, starts with the release of their pop dance hit "Chem-Pop". Civilization ends on January 9.

ALIEN HAND: a rare neurological condition in which an arm or hand moves involuntarily, acting outside of the owner's conscious control. But then what does control an alien hand and to what purpose? Captain Chemical tackles this question on their album DEEP SIX, releasing June 6.

No! This can't possibly be happening! Captain Chemical is a highly respected multi-genre indie band, not some made-for-teenage-marketing pop dance crap. Right? Find out on January 9.

HE TURNED HIMSELF IN: An Afghan Taliban leader gave himself up while claiming the $100 reward for his capture. He walked to a police checkpoint with a NATO wanted poster featuring his face, demanding the $100 finder's fee. Captain has the story on the DEEP SIX album, out June 6.

No way! Is the end of world finally upon us? Has Captain Chemical really ditched music to embrace pop culture? Did those weasels SELL OUT? Find out on January 9.

MORE THAN HE COULD CHEW: In a protest against AI generated "art", a University of Alaska student ripped prints off a gallery wall, tore them up, and ate them. A heroic stand for humans against the dominance of computers? Hear Captain Chemical's take on their new album DEEP SIX, releasing on June 6.

This Week on Nerd News! We got Disney, LOTR, Marvel News & more. What are you looking forward to? What did we miss? #nerdnews #geeknews #disneynews #marvelnews

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🇺🇦 Ukraine attack ! Strike the rear: we are destroying the enemy’s logistics and artillery. Donetsk region. The enemy’s logistics routes and artillery positions are in the sights of the K-2 strike wings. #Ukraine #Russia 📫 🎥: Volunteers Angels war 🇺🇦

The 5th Assault Brigade destroyed 9 Shaheds using interceptor STING 🔥 “For the enemy, this is a tool of terror. For our warriors, it is a target that must be detected and destroyed,” wrote the soldiers of the 5th Assault Brigade on their page. 1/2

Montana: Election Day is June 2! Ballots must be mailed by May 25 - it's time to send a Democrat back to the Senate ‼️ #mtpol

LAIR POETRY CORNER....TEASER?? Had a bit of fun with a poem that I really loved about one of my favorite characters so I had to be a bit extra. dropping the reading later today!!! #booksky #blacksky #Poetry #teaser #blerd #staynerdy

Murder, mystery, and Hawaiian heritage 🌺 Dive into Leilani Kealoha's most dangerous case yet! Can she stop the Warrior Spirit? 🔍📚

The crew of Artemis II splashed down on Friday evening. https://www.wtva.com/news/artemis-ii-astronauts-return-from-moon-with-a-splashdown-to-close-out-a-record-breaking/article_d0f4dd90-8131-5f2c-996d-296b7be60b90.html 

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The myth of Christian genocide is so classic and so false. This is the classic example of using culture wars to incite real wars to increase popularity and military funding. Do not be fooled.

"Closer footage of the Israeli attack on Al-Nuseirat refugee camp"(QNN) #Israel #Gaza

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You are 100% right! As a society we must learn to listen without judgment. Match others' energy and only give back what they are willing to give you. We all must freely use our voice without restraint or limitation. What we have to say is important and due the respect it deserves. SPEAK UP!

Jack Perry & his vacuum cleaner weapons, man 😭😭 #AEWDoN

LOL I checked their website... And their pronounciation of it is off too! ;-)

Tens of thousands chanted “Russians, go home!” at yesterday’s anti-Orbán concert in Budapest’s Heroes’ Square ahead of Sunday’s Hungarian election.

Son Of A Bitch!!! Just broke my own rule, "Never watch the news or social media BEFORE I Smoke #WEED. Weed makes other people tolerable. Between the news and my dog going Rocky Balboa on my junk? I need to smoke.😎💨💨💨

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Jessica Shepard grabs the offensive board off the missed free throw, and Azzi Fudd hits the midrange jumper. 2 point game! #WNBA

Early morning in the botanic garden. #Scape #VideoVignette Lifeboat, Trevor Kowalski (Epidemic Sound)

NodeXL isn’t just Twitter — explore networks everywhere 2 October : nuel.ink/3ShxWa #PhdChat #AcademicChatter #sociallistening

When Racists Are Given the Powers of State, Everybody Dies😂 #ASE — Not Just Black People No debate.😴💤 theorionblogown.blogspot.com/2026/01/when... Grok on DNA-Coded Shapeshifting Gadgets😴💤 theorionblogown.blogspot.com/2025/08/dna-... #GENOCIDE #LOOSH #NYC #Aus #Mecca #Berlin #Bro #Vienna #Warsaw

NEW: Sen. Mike Rounds (R-SD) tells Pablo Reports that Congress must have “some say” over Trump’s $1.7 billion fund. “We’re not talking a million. We’re talking a billion in this particular case. Even Congress pays attention to that.”

Wistikles | Canada plans to overhaul Express Entry by prioritising high-paying jobs and strong job offers, making salary a key CRS factor. High earners will get better PR chances, while lower-paid workers may struggle. #wistikles #canada #india #ExpressEntry #Immigration #CanadaPR #CRS #GlobalJobs

Wistikles | Commonwealth Bank has cut ~300 jobs in Australia during a restructure and AI push — while hiring for similar tech roles in India. The Finance Sector Union has taken the dispute to the Fair Work Commission. The bank denies it’s shifting jobs offshore #wistikles #CommonwealthBank #JobCuts

Health update: Slowly recovering & frustratingly taking longer than anticipated. Had more test, reviews & had some medication changes. It looks like some nerves causing the hypersensitivity but cough is slowly getting under control. Thanks everyone for being so patient 😭

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lol this is what they want you to turn into — only preschoolers are allowed to run loose on furniture and counters! This is something else.

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Watch the sunrise with me - Thursday May 28, 2026 - Ocean City NJ #OceanCityNJ #Sunrise #Beach #Zen #OCNJ

Hiermit kündige ich dieser Merz-Regierung und zwar Fristlos🤮👎🔥 THX to Mike Jürges

Tama Tonga made his choice... 😳

17:47 Uhr, das erste Ei wurde gelegt! 🥰 Es ist ganz kurz zu sehen! ...... 1/2 #DettingenTeck #Turmfalken #Kestrel #Birds #Animal-Cam www.nabu-teck.de/kamera-im-de...

Looking forward to continuing conversations on how to support the great climate and health work already happening in Kenya

A Celebrity Cameo! 🎵 Random #zelda fact! #nintendo #autisticgamingplus

🎥: Charlie today at the Amazon CA Upfronts. "Season 3 is definitely taking it to another scale. It's the most ambitious thing we have done yet [...] Sauron's evil is spreading across the map." #CharlieVickers #TheRingsOfPower #Sauron

Speech from today: "Donald Trump and Sir Keir Starmer, the United States and Britain, have abandoned the Kurdish people to a new jihadist regime in Damascus. What is happening today in Rojava is not peace, not stability, and not democracy - it is betrayal." #Kurdistan

Here's the incident and the exchange

do you like leggings as much as i do? 😲 #leggings #usa #reels #brunette

🧠✨As 2025 draws to a close, EAN President Elena Moro reflects on a year of remarkable milestones and looks ahead to the exciting opportunities on the horizon in 2026. ✨ Wishing our community a joyful holiday season and a healthy, prosperous New Year! Read more: buff.ly/GStnv80

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"Guess how many Palestinians were killed? Zero." 🎙️ Hani explains how the Gaza Soup Kitchen adapted to extreme shortages by sourcing food locally and scaling operations despite deliberate restrictions on aid.  🎬 Full episode on https://sumudpod.com 📲 Follow @dredhasan | @sumudpod

Klan Mom Marjorie Taylor Greene has strong words for @rweingarten.bsky.social the President of the American Federation of Teachers, a #LGBTQ parent and wife of Rabbi Sharon Kleinbaum

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Perth had such a great event & said so many important things about him & Santa. Can't wait to see what surprise they for us soon 🥰 I also hope Perth keeps wearing colors because he looked perfect in pink today 💗 🖤 PERTH X VELLA SLEEPMASK #CoreOnePrivilegexPerth #PerthSanta #เพิร์ธแซนต้า #perthtanapon

Playing into the evening a slightly somber piece. "Sadness and Sorrow" from Naruto

A North Carolina police officer has been fired after video shows him repeatedly punching a woman during an arrest, sparking protests.

Doing some spring cleaning? As Briana from the @hfx-fire.bsky.social Fire Prevention team explains in this video, it’s a great time to think about fire safety. Learn more: Halifax.ca/fire

Qué escena tan impactante: una avioneta estrellada en medio de la calzada, con daños visibles. La gente que presenció la caída estaba estupefacta.

📊The full breakdowns are live on Substack: theblacktechie.substack.com 🏀Seven games. 🏀One pattern. 👀What will tomorrow show us about Atlanta's bench with Connecticut in town? 🍑Every Dream game. 🔢Every number that matters. 📊The Data Assist™ is here to help!