Captain Chemical (band)
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SPERM RACING: The newest World Cup sport, featuring sperm from 10000 global contestants swimming up a microfluidic track in a series of race brackets. Can't possibly be real, you say? Think again! Captain Chemical hits issues around this 'sport' on their new album DEEP SIX, which drops on June 6th.
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No way! Is the end of world finally upon us? Has Captain Chemical really ditched music to embrace pop culture? Did those weasels SELL OUT? Find out on January 9.
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No! This can't possibly be happening! Captain Chemical is a highly respected multi-genre indie band, not some made-for-teenage-marketing pop dance crap. Right? Find out on January...
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Sad news from the indie music world. We can now confirm that the once-great band Captain Chemical has SOLD OUT. Their goal to steal a billion Taylor Swift fans, mostly pre-teen gir...
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MORE THAN HE COULD CHEW: In a protest against AI generated "art", a University of Alaska student ripped prints off a gallery wall, tore them up, and ate them. A heroic stand for humans against the dominance of computers? Hear Captain Chemical's take on their new album DEEP SIX, releasing on June 6.
6 JUNE 1944 D-Day: Allied forces invade Axis Europe, hoping to improve the world. 6 JUNE 2026 DEEP SIX-Day: Captain Chemical's forceful new album invades your eardrums, hoping their songs about ridiculous things that actually happened will improve your world, through humor and musical energy.
ALIEN HAND: a rare neurological condition in which an arm or hand moves involuntarily, acting outside of the owner's conscious control. But then what does control an alien hand and to what purpose? Captain Chemical tackles this question on their album DEEP SIX, releasing June 6.
No way! Is the end of world finally upon us? Has Captain Chemical really ditched music to embrace pop culture? Did those weasels SELL OUT? Find out on January 9.
HE TURNED HIMSELF IN: An Afghan Taliban leader gave himself up while claiming the $100 reward for his capture. He walked to a police checkpoint with a NATO wanted poster featuring his face, demanding the $100 finder's fee. Captain has the story on the DEEP SIX album, out June 6.
New Captain Chemical music comes out MONDAY 19 MAY, with world premieres on Uncle Funkbeard's Indie Music Showcase (music) and Clysmic's Indie Boom Shockwave (video). Until then, enjoy the back story of the band's wardrobe... volume up!
No! This can't possibly be happening! Captain Chemical is a highly respected multi-genre indie band, not some made-for-teenage-marketing pop dance crap. Right? Find out on January 9.
Sad news from the indie music world. We can now confirm that the once-great band Captain Chemical has SOLD OUT. Their goal to steal a billion Taylor Swift fans, mostly pre-teen girls, starts with the release of their pop dance hit "Chem-Pop". Civilization ends on January 9.
The answer to import costs is already here in NZ. Local manufacturers are creating high performance building products right now. Did you know high performance and locally made can be the same choice? #architecture #smarthomes
Sanders: "Trump Megadonors & AIPAC spent $15 mil to defeat Thomas Massie. What was the great crime he committed? He opposed the war in Iran & released the Epstein Files. This is the reality of any congressperson running today. If they stand up to Trump, there will be an onslaught of SuperPAC $."
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❌ #Isräëli Knesset member Yitzhak Kroizer: ▪️“The peace activists who were arrested are a group of terrorist saboteurs, and they were punished and humiliated as they deserved.”
Montana: Election Day is June 2! Ballots must be mailed by May 25 - it's time to send a Democrat back to the Senate ‼️ #mtpol
🎄 Once UPun a Christmas: Day 12! 🎄 We’re continuing our countdown to Christmas with some seriously crackers’ jokes from our staff & clients to bring on the holiday cheer. 😆 Today’s dose of Christmas fun comes courtesy of Matthew Beaumont from M&G.
UNREAL. An altercation requiring Edmond police response at the exact site of Sunday's deadly mass shooting at Arcadia Lake, right as we begin our 9pm newscast. #oklahoma
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Scientists are raising funds on ResearchHub to test whether the Wim Hof Method is safe and potentially beneficial for cancer patients. So, we interviewed @Iceman_Hof himself. We asked him about breathwork, cold exposure, and what science still hasn't explained about his method.
And Cuban is laughing with Trump when he says he made a mistake voting for Harris. Fuck this guy! Fuck every fucking billionaire!
🎧Unseen #Sound – How Your #Brain Processes Inner #Music🧠 📽 youtu.be/M2qiVz95ZYk 📎 philosophies.de/index.php/20... #Zoomposium #DanielDennett #Consciousness #PhilosophyOfMind #CognitiveScience #InnerExperience #MusicInTheHead #Representation #Qualia #Neuroscience #Naturalism
Sources suggest Ukraine launched a massive drone attack on Russia with around 190 drones. A partisan group claimed to have sunk a Russian Buyan ship. Fighting continues in Volchansk, Stepnogorsk, and Sumy regions. Zelensky… #Russia #Ukraine https://osint-signals.com/summary/693
Evil is evil. Call it out always. Israeli minister says "Jews are above the law" when evicting a man from his own house of over 40 years 💔🤬💔🤬💔🤬💔🤬
“Rabat | The massive march in the Moroccan capital, Rabat, witnessed a striking appearance of the occupation's flag, featuring at its center a caricature of the settler infamous for harassing a Palestinian girl in the occupied #WestBank.“ #Israel #genocide #war #warcrimes #Palestine
Today, #Ukraine commemorates the #Chornobyl catastrophe. In April 1986, any mention of the disaster was quickly suppressed by Moscow. People paid with their lives for the delayed response. In february 2025, a russian drone struck the anti-radiation shield over the reactor unit 4. 📹
Our #community walk yesterday in #montrosecolorado. We collected items for our immigrant families, wrote 💌, walked, talked & got some of our bad energy out! #indivisible #iceout
Jessica Shepard grabs the offensive board off the missed free throw, and Azzi Fudd hits the midrange jumper. 2 point game! #WNBA
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Paul McCartney at 83: Still Creating, Still Alive #PaulMcCartney #TheBeatles #Music #RockMusic
lol this is what they want you to turn into — only preschoolers are allowed to run loose on furniture and counters! This is something else.
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Even the screams sound like those of a robot shutting down or whose battery is dead. #StarFox #Nintendo
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Therapy and early support help children build confidence and reach new milestones — and families depend on these services every day. Know your impact. Give today: https://hq.easterseals.com/3XzXZ0T
Speech from today: "Donald Trump and Sir Keir Starmer, the United States and Britain, have abandoned the Kurdish people to a new jihadist regime in Damascus. What is happening today in Rojava is not peace, not stability, and not democracy - it is betrayal." #Kurdistan
“This is the best feeling in the world." 🥹 The longest-tenured Spur, Keldon Johnson (11 PTS, 4-8 FGM) sounds off on the GAME 7 win in OKC! Spurs will play for their sixth NBA title starting next Wednesday at 8:30pm/et on ABC!
Secret Service agents are being paid during the DHS shutdown, largely funded by $ from a previous legislative funding bill. As of March ‘26, LEO’s at the Secret Service, along w/ ICE & CBP, are being paid, unlike some fed staff who initially missed paychecks. I’m so sick of this bullshit rhetoric 👇
#goodmorning have a great day, tired but awake I need more Trek #StarTrek #Treksky @jhbeetle.bsky.social @valtsaber.bsky.social @jojonor316.bsky.social @tedsgundams.bsky.social @iron-apostle.bsky.social @thedragonfortress.bsky.social @mayflowermay.bsky.social @skygirltanofett99.bsky.social
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Proud to have founded the Popular Arts Caucus and to have hosted our 3rd Free Comics Day in the Capitol! Thank you to the Library of Congress, participating stores, and everyone who stopped by our event this week. Comics power the economy.
Scratch or pick? We ponder that question as we travel from London to Funkytown in the May 31st edition of Time Rewind. 🎬 Video montage edited by Media Arts student Nala Gutierrez at Ball High School in Galveston, Texas. 📺 Subscribe to our YouTube channel for more. www.youtube.com/@timerewind
Did you know that wasps purr, or that they wag their bodies and tap their antennae to communicate? Find out more about these fascinating animals at our exhibition. https://www.ucl.ac.uk/museums-collections/events/2025/jun/world-wasps #GMZWasps
RT @espn: SING THAT SONG, WEST VIRGINIA! What a moment in Morgantown. This is why we love college baseball ❤️
🚨 ⚡ Gwyliwch y foment y cafodd padlfyrddiwr a'i chi eu hachub oddi ar arfordir Môn gan Fad Achub Moelfre. Fe deithiodd y criw 45 munud drwy ganol storm ar eu ffordd yn ôl i Foelfre.
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This wasn't the only time in the video, earlier in the video, they self destruct or they might have turned into an fly.
Como me lo imaginaba, era un enemigo disfrazado / Just as I thought, he was an enemy in disguise #KH3
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What does Julie Won think of the proposed Interborough Express light rail between Brooklyn and Queens? #NY1Debate
🪶 time for a Cardinal of the day 📽️ Alpha is flappy today, Elder is definitely molting, Mr and Mrs Alpha eat together, Pope and more Enjoy ⏳with our 🐦 See yourself in a 🔵bubble feel your heart beating💓 Breathe🫁 in light Breathe😮💨 out Shadow let it go We will PERSEVERE #birds
Emniyet güçleri aklımızla alay eder gibi bize dava açın, direnmeyin diyor. “İki şirkete dava açtım, kazandım, paramı vermiyorlar. Alıversene o zaman paramı!” Kiremitçilerin korumalığını bırakın, sorumuza cevap verin, yolumuzdan çekilin. Biz yürüyeceğiz!
A Real Madrid shirt with Erling Haaland's name on it has left Manchester City contemplating legal action, here's why 🤔
#wembanyama #spurs #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/article/da75vyq6