lindsay lohag liza flockanelli

u as fuck:

words i would never say:

would anybody like to do this ?

having a coffee at 10:49 PM

day 2 of my bluesky bender

guys should i see obsession or backrooms with boyfriend tonight

no that’s actually a bird

solely dependent on this gif

that italian restaurant in south georgia pour

this courtyard marriott westbury pour

mind you it’s 7am

that one madonna song where she’s like

To be loved is to be seen

still in bed and have to be at work by 8:30

santacon is on saturday and i’m on macrobid… Do I Drink wise ones

called out of work today because i felt sick but then woke up better

ALL THE BUTCHES MATCHING WITH ME ON TINDER

this gif is so good

well i do so MOVE

in the process of ghosting the man who doesn’t want me and all of a sudden here he comes blowing up my phone

watch this space

NOT THE ISLANDERS SAVING THE IDF SOLDIER AND NOT JD #LoveIslandUSA

i got a chicken roll and never GAF

you’ll be having the worst night of ur life and the chipotle bowl u just ordered’s rice will be doused in lime

when u look down at the toilet bowl and ur shit looks like popcorn chicken

the concept of being in a relationship is all fun and dandy until u have to share ur space with them

“we have the injection that stops gym bros from getting spider tattoos on their hip”

it’s literally april and i live in new york

it took 3 hours and 7 stores to find hawaiian tropic aftersun lotion